Canada Minecraft Servers

Canada

  • CraftyTrudeau25%Tariffs

    CraftyTrudeau25%Tariffs

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    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, diamond armor for days and, like, a secret underground lair where we keep all our enchanted weapons.

    like, one time, this dude tried to grief our base and we straight up summoned a dragon to take him out. it was epic, bro.

    also, we have this crazy mini game where you have to ride pigs through a lava obstacle course. it’s, like, super intense and, like, totally worth it if you win.

    plus, our admin is, like, a wizard or something. he can, like, shoot fireballs out of his hands and turn creepers into kittens. it’s, like, insane, man.

    so, like, if you want to join a server that’s, like, totally wild and full of surprises, then, like, you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

    CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

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    so like, u know how canada is always chillin up there with their maple syrup and hockey and stuff? well, they just dropped a bombshell and announced they gonna slap 25 PERCENT TARIFFS on all u.s. goods starting tuesday. like, can u even imagine the chaos that’s gonna cause? but hey, if u wanna escape all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that fly, diamonds that rain from the sky, and a secret underground base where we hoard alllll the maple syrup. plus, we got a hockey rink made entirely out of ice blocks. so come on over and leave all that tariff madness behind!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MapleCraft Minecraft Server

    MapleCraft Minecraft Server

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    so, like, this server is like the ultimate revenge against Trump’s tariffs, eh? we got 25 per cent tariffs on billions of U.S. goods, but instead of getting all political and stuff, we decided to create a Minecraft server to show them who’s boss, eh? join us and show Trump that Canadians can build better than anyone else, eh? we got igloos made of diamonds and maple syrup flowing through our rivers, eh? come join the fun and let’s stick it to the man, eh? oh, and did we mention that our creeper explosions are powered by poutine? yeah, you heard that right, eh? so come on over and let’s make Canada great again, eh?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyTrudeau’sRevenge

    CraftyTrudeau’sRevenge

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    so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place in all of minecraft land. we got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers that explode in a rainbow of colors.

    if you join this server, you’ll get superpowers like the ability to shoot diamonds out of your hands and fly on a magic carpet made of emeralds.

    we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs.

    oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a team of ninja cats who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that try to mess with you?

    so come join us on this epic adventure and become the ultimate minecraft master!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • RedStateLiquorBanCraft

    RedStateLiquorBanCraft

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    so, like, this server is lit af, fam. we got all the craziest shizz goin’ down, like, for real. our admin is, like, a wizard or somethin’, always pullin’ off these sick events and buildin’ the most epic structures you’ve ever seen.

    plus, we got this wild story goin’ on where the B.C. premier is, like, tryna ban all the ‘red-state’ liquor from the server. it’s, like, a total war zone, man. you gotta join our side and help us fight back against those tariff-loving fools.

    seriously, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyTariffWars

    CraftyTariffWars

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    come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our president and he just signed an order to put tariffs on goods from canada, mexico, and china!! now you can experience the chaos and drama of international trade wars while building your own pixelated empire! who needs real world politics when you can have all the drama in minecraft?! join now and see if you can negotiate your way to the top or get crushed by the tariffs! it’s gonna be yuge!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

    CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

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    so like, u know how canada is all polite and stuff? well, they got a secret plan to start a trade war with red states and trump’s buddies. it’s gonna be like a battle royale but with trade deals and stuff.

    join our minecraft server and be part of the action! build your own trade empire and take down your enemies with tariffs and sanctions. it’s gonna be epic, eh?

    plus, we got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the fallout of the trade war. trust us, you’re gonna need it when things get crazy.

    so come on, eh? join our server and let’s show those red states and trump allies who’s boss in the world of trade wars. it’s gonna be a boot stompin’ good time, eh?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

    CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

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    so liek, this server is da bomb diggity, just liek Canada standing up to Trump’s trade tariffs yo. we got da craziest builds and da most epic minigames, u won’t even believe it. come join us and be part of our epic quest to take down da bullies and conquer da Minecraft world. plus, we got free cookies for all new players cuz we’re just that awesome. so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s show dem bullies who’s boss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • TeslaTariffTussle

    TeslaTariffTussle

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    so like, u know how Chrystia Freeland is all like “we should totally target Elon Musk’s Tesla in a tariff fight”? well, that’s like, totally not cool, man. but u know what is cool? joining our epic minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword that shoots out fireworks. it’s like, totally lit, bro. so forget about tariffs and join our server for some epic fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyCanuckz vs TrumpTariffs

    CraftyCanuckz vs TrumpTariffs

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    come join our epic minecraft server where we fight back against trump tariffs by building giant walls made of diamonds and emeralds to protect our precious resources! we even have a secret underground bunker where we rethink our reliance on the u.s. by trading with villagers from other dimensions. join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a chance to stick it to the man in the most blocky way possible! #minecraftresistance #buildthewall #villagertraders #diamondsareforever

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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