Canada MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

BooMontrealUSA4Nations

Rivalry, Cultural differences, patriotism, national pride, sports

so, liek, this server is, liek, the coolest place to be in all of minecraft land. we got, liek, unicorns and rainbows and, liek, flying pigs. you can, liek, build a house made out of candy and ride a llama into battle.

but wait, there’s more! we have, liek, secret dungeons filled with treasure and, liek, dragons to slay. you can, liek, team up with your friends and take on epic quests to save the land from evil sorcerers.

oh, and did i mention we have, liek, a disco party every friday night? yeah, it’s, liek, totally lit with flashing lights and funky music. you can, liek, show off your best dance moves and impress all the other players.

so, come join us on this epic adventure and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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ResentfulCraft – Keep Canada Happy!

ResentfulCraft, Diplomacy, Poilievre, Conflict Resolution, foreign policy

so, liek, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz it’s liek, da bomb diggity, ya know? we got unicorns flyin’ around, shootin’ rainbows outta their butts and stuff. and, like, if u join, u get a free pet dragon dat breathes fire and can cook u s’mores. plus, we got a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds and all dat good stuff. but, like, watch out for the evil llamas dat guard it, they spit acid and stuff. so, come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever, cuz why not, eh?

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MapleCraftWars

MapleCraftWars, Dispute, national security, Conflict, united states

so like, u know how the USA is always flexin on Canada and stuff? well, our server is like a safe haven for all our Canadian friends who just wanna build and chill without worrying about getting invaded by their southern neighbors. plus, our Canadian ambassador is like, super cool and will totally protect u from any potential threats. join us and be part of the most peaceful and law-abiding Minecraft server ever! 🇨🇦🍁 #CanadaStrong #NoUSATrespassing

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CraftyMetalTariffs

metal industry, CraftyMetalTariffs, Economy, Manufacturing, North America

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more tariffs than trump on steel and aluminum imports, even from canada! why? because our server is so lit, it needs extra protection from foreign materials trying to steal our diamonds and gold! plus, our villagers are so shady, they need to be kept in check with some heavy taxes. join now and see if you can survive the chaos of our economy gone wild! #minecraft #tariffs #trumpwho

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CraftyTariffLand

protectionism, international trade, Imports, aluminum, economic impact

so, like, u know what’s better than tariffs? joining our amaze minecraft server, duh! we got more fun than a llama in a minecart, i swear. like, u can build the most epic castles and battle dragons and stuff. plus, we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night. and the best part? all players get a free enchanted diamond sword just for joining. so come on over and join the fun, before the creepers blow it all up, lol!

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CraftyCanuck51: Trump’s Musk Mission

Alliance, North America, united states, Politics, Trumps

so, like, imagine this: u are just minding ur own business, mining some diamonds in ur fave Minecraft server, when all of a sudden, Trump pops up outta nowhere and is like “hey, let’s make Canada the 51st state of the US!” like, what even?? but wait, it gets better – he then turns to Elon Musk and is all like “yo, investigate all that military fraud for me, will ya?” like, wut??

if u wanna be part of this crazy, wacky world where anything can happen, then u gotta join our Minecraft server! we got Trump and Musk running around causing chaos, who knows what will happen next? come join the fun and see for urself – it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure!

so what u waiting for? come on over and join the madness today! who knows, maybe u’ll even get to meet Trump and Musk in game – wouldn’t that be something? don’t miss out on all the craziness, join now and let the chaos begin!

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CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Statement, foreign policy, national security, Reassurance, neighboring country

LOL U NO NEED TO INVADE CANADA WHEN U CAN JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER INSTEAD! WE GOT PLENTY OF MAPLE SYRUP AND POLITE MOOSES TO KEEP U COMPANY! PLUS, OUR PENGUIN ARMY WILL KEEP U SAFE FROM ANY POTENTIAL MOOSE ATTACKS! JOIN NOW AND BUILD A FORTRESS MADE ENTIRELY OF TIM HORTONS CUPS! #SORRYEH #PENGUINPOWER

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TrudeauCraft: Not Trump’s 51st State

State, North America, international relations, Government, Statement

so, like, justin trudeau, you know, the canadian dude, he’s like, yo, trump wants to make canada a US state, like for realz. so like, we gotta escape to this minecraft server, cuz like, who wants to be a US state, amirite? join us on this server and build your own canadian utopia, eh? we got poutine and maple syrup for days, and no trump trying to take over. come join the fun, eh? it’s gonna be a real hoot, ay?

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CraftyCanuckEUtariffTrouble

foreign policy, CraftyCanuckEUtariffTrouble, import tariffs, trade negotiations, trade agreements

so, like, u kno how trump be all like “tariffs this, tariffs that”? well, canada aint about that life. we be like, “nah, bro, we want stronger trade ties with the EU.” like, we aint scared of no tariffs, we just wanna make some sick trades with our EU homies.

join our minecraft server and be part of the epic quest to strengthen trade ties between canada and the EU. build epic trade routes, negotiate sweet deals, and maybe even broker some peace treaties between rival factions.

plus, we got a secret underground bunker where we stash all the best loot. you gotta solve a series of crazy puzzles to find it, but trust me, it’s worth it.

so come join us on our wild adventure and show trump that we aint scared of his tariffs. we’re all about that sweet, sweet trade with the EU. let’s do this, eh!

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CraftyCanuck vs TrumpTower

Conflict Resolution, neighbors, Communication, president trump, Politics

so, like, this minecraft server is like, the bomb dot com, you know? like, you gotta join because we have the craziest shenanigans happening here. like, one time, a bunch of creepers and zombies threw a surprise party for Steve and it was lit AF.

also, we have this epic roller coaster that goes through a volcano and shoots you out into a pool of lava. it’s totally safe, we promise.

oh, and did we mention that our staff are all unicorns? yeah, they grant wishes and stuff. like, one time, someone wished for a diamond sword and BAM, it appeared in their inventory.

so, like, come join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server. who needs friends when you have us, right? plus, we’re pretty sure Canada and Trump are playing on here too. it’s gonna be yuge.

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