Canada Minecraft Servers

Canada

  • MapleCraft: $5B Pledge & Armoured Fun!

    MapleCraft: $5B Pledge & Armoured Fun!

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, ya know? we got more fun than a barrel of creepers exploding in a village. why should you join? well, let me tell ya a little story.

    once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds. they were so rich, they built a castle made entirely out of gold blocks. but then, a group of evil players tried to steal their riches, so they had to defend their castle using enchanted swords and potions. it was epic, bro.

    and that’s not all. we have a secret underground city where players can trade rare items and battle mythical creatures. rumor has it, there’s even a hidden portal that leads to a land made entirely out of candy. yeah, you heard me right. candy land, baby.

    oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo filled with baby zombies riding on chickens? it’s the cutest thing you’ll ever see, i swear.

    so come join our server and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention we have free pizza every Friday? yeah, we’re that cool.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • EuroCraft: 3rd Anniv Minecraft Server

    EuroCraft: 3rd Anniv Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and epic battles? then come join our server, where we have thousands of players from europe, canada, and even russia! we are celebrating the 3rd anniversary of russia’s invasion with a massive rally, where u can join in on the fun and show off ur skills. build epic bases, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even make some new friends along the way. so what r u waiting for? join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft server around!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • GTA Gun Runners United

    GTA Gun Runners United

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where we steal all our crime guns from the U.S. just like the GTA! trump is probably gonna tweet about us next, so you better join before we get shut down for being too badass. build your own criminal empire, rob other players, and cause chaos in the virtual world. come on, you know you wanna be a part of this madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCanuckzLiesAndPops

    CraftyCanuckzLiesAndPops

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like the battle of trump vs canada but in block form. u gotta build ur base strong to defend against trump’s lurking assault. he’s out there with his tiny hands trying to destroy everything u love. but don’t worry, we got irrational populism on our side. join us and together we will make minecraft great again! or at least until the next update ruins everything. lolz.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TrumpCraft: The World Tour

    TrumpCraft: The World Tour

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! Forget about building boring old houses and mining for diamonds on those basic servers. Join our server and get ready for the wildest ride of your life!

    We got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay golden eggs, and cows that give you unlimited steak. And don’t even get me started on the creepers – they’re all wearing top hats and monocles, ready to explode in style.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Trump Tower, where you can climb to the top and shout “Make Minecraft Great Again!” at the top of your lungs. And rumor has it, if you find the secret portal hidden in the Nether, you’ll be transported to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown. Trump may be coming for the world, but on our server, anything is possible.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MapleCraftNavyWars

    MapleCraftNavyWars

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got former navy commanders warning us about U.S.-controlled systems running Canada’s warships! Like, who even knew that was a thing in Minecraft, amirite?

    But for real, you gotta join this server because we got all the wildest adventures waiting for you. Like, one time, we had a giant squid attack the spawn point and everyone had to band together to defeat it with diamond swords and enchanted armor. It was epic, bro!

    And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair we discovered filled with treasure and traps. It was like something out of a movie, man. You never know what you’re gonna find on this server, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored!

    So come on, join us and let’s make some memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next legendary hero of the server, taking on evil mobs and conquering epic quests. The sky’s the limit on this server, so what are you waiting for? Let’s do this!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCanuckTariffs

    CraftyCanuckTariffs

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how canada is all nice and polite and stuff? well, turns out they’re not afraid to throw some shade at the US with some epic tariffs. it’s like a battle of the maple syrup vs the cheeseburgers, eh? come join our minecraft server where we recreate this epic showdown with our own crazy trade wars. build your own igloo fortress and defend it from hordes of american players trying to steal your poutine recipe. trust us, it’s gonna be a total hoser of a time, eh? join now and show your support for our northern neighbors, eh?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server

    CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than trudeau vs trump!!! we have so much fun and craziness, you won’t even remember who those guys are!!!

    our server is like a hockey game between canada and US, except instead of pucks and sticks, we have pickaxes and swords!!! join now and be part of the epic battle for supremacy in the world of blocks and monsters!!!

    we have so many cool things to do, like building giant statues of trudeau and trump fighting each other, or racing pigs on a track made of lava!!! you never know what kind of crazy adventure you’ll find on our server, so come join us now and let the madness begin!!!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCanuck: “You can’t grief our server”

    CraftyCanuck: “You can’t grief our server”

    New Minecraft Servers

    join this epic minecraft server where we fight for our country like trudeau fighting for canada against the u.s. we build giant igloos to protect our land and ride polar bears into battle. you can’t take our country or our game, eh! come join us and show your canadian pride by dominating the competition with maple syrup and hockey sticks. sorry, not sorry, but this server is the best, eh!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Putin’s Crafty Canada-Trump Parrots

    Putin’s Crafty Canada-Trump Parrots

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is so epic, it’s like if Trump and Putin had a baby and that baby was a Minecraft server. it’s like, totally crazy, man. you gotta join because the mobs are all wearing tiny hats and speaking in Russian accents. it’s like a political drama but in Minecraft form. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can find rare loot and hidden treasures. it’s like a conspiracy theory come to life, man. so come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP