join our epic minecraft server where we have no divide with trump and we will annex canada for funsies!! build your own igloo and ride polar bears into battle against the evil moose army. collect maple syrup and use it as currency to buy enchanted diamond pickaxes. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join. come join us for a wild ride in the great white north!
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TrumpCraft: No Divide, Just Annex!
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AnnexCraft: Trump Says “That’s Enough”
so, like, you wanna join this minecraft server cuz it’s, like, totally lit, bro. we got, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. and, like, the owner of the server is actually a secret agent who once saved the world from a zombie apocalypse with nothing but a pickaxe and some dirt blocks.also, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. and, like, the chat is always filled with hilarious memes and jokes that will make you pee your pants laughing.
plus, we have epic pvp battles every saturday where the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on. and, like, there’s a secret society of players who dress up as creepers and go around pranking unsuspecting noobs.
so, like, come join our server and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ve ever seen in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.
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BorderlineCraft
lol come join our minecraft server where we got the white house officials going cray cray and redrawing borders like it’s a coloring book. who needs boring old politics when you can join us and build your own empire with no rules and no boundaries (literally). watch out for flying pigs and dancing llamas, they’re our security guards. also, did we mention we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake? yea, it’s lit. so come on over and let’s make minecraft great again (but not in a political way, just in a fun way).
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BorderCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like the best thing since sliced bread, i swear. like, you gotta join because we got this crazy story where a trump adviser was like, “let’s redraw the border between Canada and the US.” can you imagine that? like, we’re gonna have a whole new country in the middle of nowhere.and like, on this server, we’re gonna have so much fun building and exploring and just being total goofballs. like, we got this one player who built a giant toilet out of diamonds, just because they could. and another player who made a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. like, who even thinks of that stuff?
so yeah, if you wanna be part of this wild and wacky world, you gotta join our server. we promise you won’t regret it. plus, we have free virtual cookies. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have a blast together!
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TariffCraft Minecraft Server
u know what’s better than tariffs? joining this epic minecraft server, where u can build ur own wall to keep out all the mobs and griefers! trust me, u won’t need tariffs when u have a diamond sword to protect ur land. plus, we have a special event where u can throw eggs at players from mexico, canada, and china for extra loot! join now and make minecraft great again!
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MexiCanCraft Server
so, like, you know how trump is all like “i’m gonna put tariffs on mexico and canada”? well, on this minecraft server, we got our own tariffs goin’ on! but don’t worry, they’re totally fun and not gonna hurt your wallet. join us on march 4 for some crazy trade wars and see who can build the biggest wall (spoiler alert: it’s gonna be me). come on, you know you wanna be a part of this madness! let’s make minecraft great again!
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MapleCraft: Reviving Commonwealth Fun!
lol come join this epic minecraft server where we revive commonwealth ties with our us relationship on shaky ground!!! 🤪🇨🇦🇺🇸we got canadians racing around the server trying to make friends with our american pals, but watch out for the moose that might attack you if you get too close to their maple syrup stash 🦌🍁
build your own igloo and pretend you’re living in the great white north, or challenge your friends to a hockey match on the ice rink we built in the middle of the server ⛸🏒
don’t worry about the cold, we’ve got plenty of beavers to keep you warm with their cozy fur coats 🦫❄️
so what are you waiting for, eh? come join the fun and help us mend the rift between canada and the us, one block at a time! 🤣🧱🇨🇦🇺🇸
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CraftyCanuckz
LOL u guys, u gotta join dis Minecraft server, it’s like, totally cray cray! We got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. Plus, our diamonds are so shiny, they blind ya like a disco ball at a rave!But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, even Trump is tryna mess with us. He’s like, “I gotta destabilize Canada, BC gotta diversify from US regardess.” But we ain’t scared, we just keep on building our epic castles and slaying them creepers like it’s nobody’s business.
So come on, join us on this wild ride of a server. Who needs tariff uncertainty when you got a bunch of blocky buddies to play with? Let’s show Trump who’s boss, one pixelated block at a time. Let’s do this, fam! #MinecraftMadness #TrumpCantTouchThis
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CraftyTradeWars
Yo, wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got Canada and Mexico goin’ at it with tariffs and the White House be like “whaaaaat”? It’s a total rollercoaster of emotions, just like our server! Come join us for some wild adventures and unpredictable market whipsaws. Who needs stability when you can have chaos and fun, amirite? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
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LibsCraft: Trumped Up Fortune
LOL, U WANNA ESCAPE TRUMP? COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! WE GOT A WHOLE LAND OF CANADA FOR U TO EXPLORE AND FORGET ABOUT THAT ORANGE DUDE! OUR LIBERALS ARE SO POPULAR CUZ THEY BUILT A GIANT IGLOO THAT SHOOTS OUT FREE POUTINE EVERY HOUR! JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE RESISTANCE AGAINST TRUMP, ONE BLOCK AT A TIME! #CANADIANPRIDE #POUTINEPARTY #TRUMPSUCKS