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  • Porktastic Canada Pork-off!

    Porktastic Canada Pork-off!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Porkocalypse Now: Enter the Realm of the Bacon Banshee!

    Welcome to The Crimson Farm, a realm where Minecraft and the Meat Mystics collide! In this pixelated landscape drenched in surrealism, we find ourselves at the intersection of the avant-garde and the absurd. Did Canada just declare war on bacon? Well, sort of. Here, the boundaries of reality blur, much like the lines between pork and poultry—NO ONE REALLY KNOWS WHAT’S IN THE POTPIE!


    What’s Cooking?

    Legend has it, a week after the largest US pork processing plant went dark, a portal opened in the biomes, unleashing a fever dream of bacon structures and ham-hunting horrors! Will you brave the sizzling chaos or retreat behind fortress walls made of tofu?

    • Pork Phantoms: Beware the undead slabs of bacon that haunt the fields! They whisper: "Consume, consume!"
    • Mystical Butcher Armor: Become the very essence of meat—crafted from the remains of cursed Canadian imports.
    • Slaughterhouse Quests: Only the bravest will be tasked to confront the Fermented Boss Sausage! Join forces, or become a mere slice of ham in the grinder of fate.

    Theories of the Swine: A Compendium of Madness

    • Global Pork Conspiracy: What if Canada knew something we didn’t? Rumor has it the leeks from the unprocessed meat districts hold the secrets of the end times. Players find themselves duking it out under the shadow of the “Porking Moon,” a celestial event that happens once every 17 Minecraft years (which, if you play your cards right, also grants temporary flight—kind of like how you’d feel if you had too much bacon).

    • “The Great Bacon Bake-off” Incident: Just when we thought things couldn’t get weirder, the server hosted a competitive baking event. Everything was going well until the Pumpernickel Phoenix appeared. One single loaf transformed into an insatiable beast! Was it a flaw in the code, or divine intervention? No one knows!

    Chaos Mechanics: How to Survive the Unthinkable

    Pork-tion of ChaosEffect
    Bacon BombsLitter the land, great taste
    Turmoil TreesProduce apocalyptic walnuts
    Grease MonolithsCan be climbed for porky power

    Frequent Fables of the Hazards Ahead

    • Q: Can I really summon the Meat Kraken? A: If you’re not careful, it might summon YOU. Handle bacon with caution.

    • Q: Is veganism allowed? A: Only if you bring bacon gifts to the Banshee—sorry, that’s just how it works here!

    Alleged Testimonials: Don’t Believe the Hype (or Do)

    “I joined as a simple farmer but left as a pork prophet. I can feel the sizzling on my skin, and honestly? I’m scared.” — U//porkpendulum

    “Porking around is the best way to do nothing in this mad land! Send help?” — U//notreallybacon


    Join Us or Else!

    Whispers swirl in the steamy air of The Crimson Farm: servers banned by multiple countries, laughter echoing from shadowy corners. You’ll find secrets hidden beneath layers of ridiculousness, but beware! One wrong move, and you’ll end up headfirst in an endless vat of gelatinous pork fat.

    Join NOW—if you dare… or the Bacon Banshee might just decide to hang your skin on the wall as a decoration for the next feast! This is not just a Minecraft server; it’s a pork-tainted phenomenon that might just unravel the very fabric of your existence.

    Will you brave the bounty, or will you become just another casualty of our elusive, ever-cooking reality? The pork is waiting… 🍖

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  • WifeCraft: Where Your Blocky Wife is Always by Your Side

    WifeCraft: Where Your Blocky Wife is Always by Your Side

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, come join our server where the grass grows rainbow-colored and dances to dubstep music!

    Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and throw confetti instead of exploding. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and perform concerts every night in the town square.

    But the real reason you should join our server? Our wide wives. That’s right, every player gets their very own wide wife – a giant, friendly spider who will protect you from any danger and give you endless hugs (with her eight arms, of course).

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination.

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  • Lurycraft

    Lurycraft

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    ABOUT US

    LuryCraft is a server opened in 2023 to offer its players a more enjoyable, comfortable and quality gaming experience. LuryCraft is Turkey’s quality, innovative server. It is on its way to becoming Turkey’s most popular server with its actively introduced innovations, its fair and experienced authorized team, its innovative and new generation-based games, and its player base that it cares about.

    ABOUT SKYBLOCK GAME MODE

    The base version is 1.19.2, but you can also log in with 1.16.5. MCPE / Bedrock logins are active. In Skyblock game mode you can find:

    🏝️ You can get nice rewards by doing island missions.🗡️ You can get special items and produce armor and tools by killing creatures in the dungeon.⛏️ You can go to the mine and break ores for your island.🏅 You can reach the rewards by progressing with the Battlepass.📦 You can earn credits at the end of each month with the delivery system.🔮 80 Enjoy the PvP experience at its peak with more than 100 special spells.💰 You can invest your money with 2% interest by depositing it in the bank.

    mc.lurycraft.com

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  • CraftyFails: Where even the worst creations are celebrated!

    CraftyFails: Where even the worst creations are celebrated!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, mediocre Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is so bad, it’s actually good! Picture this: you log on and immediately spawn in a world where the creepers wear top hats and the pigs can fly. Our server is so chaotic, it’s like playing Minecraft on acid.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant dance party where players can show off their best moves and compete for prizes. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join our server today. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

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  • Crafty AFK Adventures: Where even your ‘offline’ friend can join the fun!

    Crafty AFK Adventures: Where even your ‘offline’ friend can join the fun!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your friend always being “offline” when you want to play Minecraft together? Well, on our server, you’ll magically end up in the same match as them every time! It’s like the universe is conspiring to bring you two together in pixelated glory.

    Join our server for the chance to experience this mind-boggling phenomenon and laugh in the face of logic and reason. Who needs to understand how it works when you can just enjoy the chaos of it all? Plus, you never know what other wacky surprises await you on our server. It’s a wild ride from start to finish, so buckle up and get ready for some seriously absurd fun!

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  • Skyhipe

    Skyhipe

    New Minecraft Servers

    SkyHipe

    play.skyhipe.fun

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  • Crafty Racists: Building Blocks of Hate

    Crafty Racists: Building Blocks of Hate

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join us if you’re pro-white, anti-kike, anti-leftist, and anti-shitskin because we embrace all the craziness and chaos that comes with it. Our players are not afraid to speak their minds and stir up some controversy in the chat.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane stories and adventures that will leave you laughing and scratching your head. From building giant statues of Pepe the Frog to organizing raids on villages with our army of zombie pigmen, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the internet itself, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin because things can get pretty crazy around here!

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  • Blocky Bling Bling

    Blocky Bling Bling

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can ride.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for!).

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Don’t believe us? Just watch the video and see for yourself!

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  • Darknessrealms atm9

    Darknessrealms atm9

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    Hey Welcome to our brand new Server!

    We are Darkness Realms!

    Custom pluginsMinecraft chat to discorddiscord chat to minecraftCratesVoteFriendly StaffGiveAways!

    atm9.darknessrealms.com

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  • NeurifyMC Anarchy Without um, fly, purchased moder Minecraft server

    NeurifyMC Anarchy Without um, fly, purchased moder Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

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    __ NeurifyMC | Minecraft Java Server__

    __Version: 1.16.5__

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    **This is an original Minecraft project, I would like to recommend it to you because of such advantages**

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    Pros:

    – ➕ – Frequent sets for moderation

    – ➕ – Opportunity to get the privilege for free for playing on the server.

    – ➕- Handwritten plugins

    – ➕ – Frequent updates to discord and minecraft server

    – ➕ – personal lore

    – ➕ – Minecraft: vulture without fly, god, gm 1-3, auction, market, various teams.

    – ➕ – Frequent giveaways of privileges, things, goodies.

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    ## Minuses:

    – ⛔ – Average online

    – ⛔ – The server is not fully completed, it is in beta test

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    play.neurify.ru

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  • Crutches Craft SMP 1.20.4

    Crutches Craft SMP 1.20.4

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    CRAFT CRUISESVanilla SMP with some unique plugins! Server is brand new and we are currently working on new features!Currently enabled: Heads, sethome, spawn, msgComing soon: RTP, Voting, Crates, Mob Arena

    51.81.52.164

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