Canada suspends imports Minecraft Servers

Canada Suspends Imports

  • Porktastic Canada Pork-off!

    Porktastic Canada Pork-off!

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    Porkocalypse Now: Enter the Realm of the Bacon Banshee!

    Welcome to The Crimson Farm, a realm where Minecraft and the Meat Mystics collide! In this pixelated landscape drenched in surrealism, we find ourselves at the intersection of the avant-garde and the absurd. Did Canada just declare war on bacon? Well, sort of. Here, the boundaries of reality blur, much like the lines between pork and poultry—NO ONE REALLY KNOWS WHAT’S IN THE POTPIE!


    What’s Cooking?

    Legend has it, a week after the largest US pork processing plant went dark, a portal opened in the biomes, unleashing a fever dream of bacon structures and ham-hunting horrors! Will you brave the sizzling chaos or retreat behind fortress walls made of tofu?

      • Pork Phantoms: Beware the undead slabs of bacon that haunt the fields! They whisper: "Consume, consume!"
      • Mystical Butcher Armor: Become the very essence of meat—crafted from the remains of cursed Canadian imports.
      • Slaughterhouse Quests: Only the bravest will be tasked to confront the Fermented Boss Sausage! Join forces, or become a mere slice of ham in the grinder of fate.

    Theories of the Swine: A Compendium of Madness

      • Global Pork Conspiracy: What if Canada knew something we didn’t? Rumor has it the leeks from the unprocessed meat districts hold the secrets of the end times. Players find themselves duking it out under the shadow of the “Porking Moon,” a celestial event that happens once every 17 Minecraft years (which, if you play your cards right, also grants temporary flight—kind of like how you’d feel if you had too much bacon).

      • “The Great Bacon Bake-off” Incident: Just when we thought things couldn’t get weirder, the server hosted a competitive baking event. Everything was going well until the Pumpernickel Phoenix appeared. One single loaf transformed into an insatiable beast! Was it a flaw in the code, or divine intervention? No one knows!

    Chaos Mechanics: How to Survive the Unthinkable

    Pork-tion of Chaos Effect
    Bacon Bombs Litter the land, great taste
    Turmoil Trees Produce apocalyptic walnuts
    Grease Monoliths Can be climbed for porky power

    Frequent Fables of the Hazards Ahead

      • Q: Can I really summon the Meat Kraken? A: If you’re not careful, it might summon YOU. Handle bacon with caution.

      • Q: Is veganism allowed? A: Only if you bring bacon gifts to the Banshee—sorry, that’s just how it works here!

    Alleged Testimonials: Don’t Believe the Hype (or Do)

    “I joined as a simple farmer but left as a pork prophet. I can feel the sizzling on my skin, and honestly? I’m scared.” — U//porkpendulum

    “Porking around is the best way to do nothing in this mad land! Send help?” — U//notreallybacon


    Join Us or Else!

    Whispers swirl in the steamy air of The Crimson Farm: servers banned by multiple countries, laughter echoing from shadowy corners. You’ll find secrets hidden beneath layers of ridiculousness, but beware! One wrong move, and you’ll end up headfirst in an endless vat of gelatinous pork fat.

    Join NOW—if you dare… or the Bacon Banshee might just decide to hang your skin on the wall as a decoration for the next feast! This is not just a Minecraft server; it’s a pork-tainted phenomenon that might just unravel the very fabric of your existence.

    Will you brave the bounty, or will you become just another casualty of our elusive, ever-cooking reality? The pork is waiting… 🍖

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  • SandMine.lv

    SandMine.lv

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    Hello! Welcome to new minecraft server IP:sandmine.lv serveris survival velak buss ari citi

    sandmine.lv

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  • Inkaru

    Inkaru

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    Your Minecraft minigames network for unique and innovative game modes! Join now and be surprised!

    Inkaru.net

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  • Nft worlds smp

    Nft worlds smp

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    Do you have what it takes to be the last one standing? Will you scavenge for resources and craft equipment? Or, will you team up with friends to maintain safety as you work together?

    Welcome to the NFT Worlds SMP server where your decisions and actions directly affect your chances of survival. Engage in epic PvP battles or choose to build to the lengths of your imagination.

    – Anti-griefing– Player vs Player combat– Creative build mode– Earn $WRLD for every hour you play, paid into your wallet every 4 days

    Website: https://www.nftworlds.com/Discord: https://discord.gg/VsVZXBXp7h

    smp.nftworlds.com

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  • 😎 MafiSide SURVIVING ON 1.20.2 🤗 Minecraft server

    😎 MafiSide SURVIVING ON 1.20.2 🤗 Minecraft server

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    Mafi! – Minecraft server for life, with adequate and responsible administration!

    play.mafiside.by

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  • RunMadSMP

    RunMadSMP

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    A simple SMP Wit Few Rules #1 No Hacking / X-raying #2 No Swearing #3 Have Fun

    A simple SMP with a few rules #1 No hacking/x-rays #2 No swearing #3 Have fun

    A Simple SMP Ingenuity Few Rules #1 No Hacking/X-Ray #2 No Swearing #3 Have Fun

    RunmadSMP.minehut.gg

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  • TesserCraft

    TesserCraft

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    Hey, what’s up, I invite you to this little server, I don’t know how to configure one so it’s empty xx The version is Forge 1.16.5 with mods The server is hardcore, you will receive a support package when entering the game https://www.mediafire.com/file/kwmm6nbj0geyouc/mods.rar/file

    45.35.210.39:25582

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  • D.c united

    D.c united

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    Ladies and Gentlemen, the time has come! We are proud to show you our latest and probably greatest server yet. D.C United! Featuring mods like Fisk Heroes, Galactic Craft, Thaum Craft, Harvest Craft, and more. This server has challenges you’d definitely want to complete with your friends. Like colonizing planets & moons, mastering magic, creating huge reactors and more. Featuring heropacks like Secrets and Iron Maniac, there’s many many different suits to collect and use. Create them with your friends and create your own superhero clan! That’s not all either. We are featuring close to 20 different dimensions to travel to! All ranging from planets in our solar system to some light years away. And we are planning on expanding your travels!

    play.fiskheroesunited.com

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  • MineFun – ANARCHY MCPE server Minecraft

    MineFun – ANARCHY MCPE server Minecraft

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    I’ve been looking for a good survival server for a long time

    your favorite game?

    Then you’ve come to the right place

    With us you can get a completely free donation! We made interesting duels that many people liked. If you don’t believe it, you can check it)

    Phoenix – This is a cool survival server where you will find a lot of friends!

    Our advantages:

    ☆ Rare wipes

    Yes, no one likes wipes. You have been building your house for a long time, but suddenly it disappears. Why can’t you just not do them? -You can’t go anywhere without them. Why?

    1. The load on the server is greater if there are a lot of chunks and blocks loaded by players.

    2. Don’t you also like it when you spend a long time looking for a place to put your home but can’t find a secured area? After the wipe, there is more space to build a place.

    Polite administration

    Support works for you and tries to answer your questions as quickly and clearly as possible. You definitely won’t be left without an answer.

    A lot of new!

    Every week we add new features, plugins, and update the server. So that you don’t get bored

    What are you waiting for? Come and visit us soon!

    IP: phoenix-pe.ru

    Port: 19132

    Autodonate: pay.phoenix-pe.ru

    play.phoenix-pe.ru:19132

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  • GradientMC

    GradientMC

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    Welcome to GradientMC! GradientMC is a 1.18.1 survival server with the Residence plugin, so you can claim a piece of land and protect your builds, build your base and interact with other players.

    play.gradientmc.com

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