Canada suspends imports Minecraft Servers

Canada Suspends Imports

  • Porktastic Canada Pork-off!

    Porktastic Canada Pork-off!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Porkocalypse Now: Enter the Realm of the Bacon Banshee!

    Welcome to The Crimson Farm, a realm where Minecraft and the Meat Mystics collide! In this pixelated landscape drenched in surrealism, we find ourselves at the intersection of the avant-garde and the absurd. Did Canada just declare war on bacon? Well, sort of. Here, the boundaries of reality blur, much like the lines between pork and poultry—NO ONE REALLY KNOWS WHAT’S IN THE POTPIE!


    What’s Cooking?

    Legend has it, a week after the largest US pork processing plant went dark, a portal opened in the biomes, unleashing a fever dream of bacon structures and ham-hunting horrors! Will you brave the sizzling chaos or retreat behind fortress walls made of tofu?

      • Pork Phantoms: Beware the undead slabs of bacon that haunt the fields! They whisper: "Consume, consume!"
      • Mystical Butcher Armor: Become the very essence of meat—crafted from the remains of cursed Canadian imports.
      • Slaughterhouse Quests: Only the bravest will be tasked to confront the Fermented Boss Sausage! Join forces, or become a mere slice of ham in the grinder of fate.

    Theories of the Swine: A Compendium of Madness

      • Global Pork Conspiracy: What if Canada knew something we didn’t? Rumor has it the leeks from the unprocessed meat districts hold the secrets of the end times. Players find themselves duking it out under the shadow of the “Porking Moon,” a celestial event that happens once every 17 Minecraft years (which, if you play your cards right, also grants temporary flight—kind of like how you’d feel if you had too much bacon).

      • “The Great Bacon Bake-off” Incident: Just when we thought things couldn’t get weirder, the server hosted a competitive baking event. Everything was going well until the Pumpernickel Phoenix appeared. One single loaf transformed into an insatiable beast! Was it a flaw in the code, or divine intervention? No one knows!

    Chaos Mechanics: How to Survive the Unthinkable

    Pork-tion of Chaos Effect
    Bacon Bombs Litter the land, great taste
    Turmoil Trees Produce apocalyptic walnuts
    Grease Monoliths Can be climbed for porky power

    Frequent Fables of the Hazards Ahead

      • Q: Can I really summon the Meat Kraken? A: If you’re not careful, it might summon YOU. Handle bacon with caution.

      • Q: Is veganism allowed? A: Only if you bring bacon gifts to the Banshee—sorry, that’s just how it works here!

    Alleged Testimonials: Don’t Believe the Hype (or Do)

    “I joined as a simple farmer but left as a pork prophet. I can feel the sizzling on my skin, and honestly? I’m scared.” — U//porkpendulum

    “Porking around is the best way to do nothing in this mad land! Send help?” — U//notreallybacon


    Join Us or Else!

    Whispers swirl in the steamy air of The Crimson Farm: servers banned by multiple countries, laughter echoing from shadowy corners. You’ll find secrets hidden beneath layers of ridiculousness, but beware! One wrong move, and you’ll end up headfirst in an endless vat of gelatinous pork fat.

    Join NOW—if you dare… or the Bacon Banshee might just decide to hang your skin on the wall as a decoration for the next feast! This is not just a Minecraft server; it’s a pork-tainted phenomenon that might just unravel the very fabric of your existence.

    Will you brave the bounty, or will you become just another casualty of our elusive, ever-cooking reality? The pork is waiting… 🍖

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Nomisma Survival – Semi-Anarchy SMP with mcMMO and Economy – No Hacks 1.21.4

    Nomisma Survival – Semi-Anarchy SMP with mcMMO and Economy – No Hacks 1.21.4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Key Features Hardmode with up to 70 mobs per player
    18 skills from mcMMO
    Parties/Alliances
    /home up to 5
    Economy with Shop and Sellgui
    Auction house
    Multiple types of chat games for prizes
    Large biomes with 2.5 million block border
    Random spawn radius @ 1500 blocks
    No land claims
    No pay to win
    No lobby
    Pure Survival
    16 chunk view distance

    Discord: https://discord.gg/sdV2g5wZ

    Clients: Vanilla, Optifine, Lunar

    Rules: No Cheating. Anti X-ray Protected.

    Join using IP: semianarchy.com Only on Java 1.21.4

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What version of Minecraft is supported? Only Java 1.21.4
    Are there any land claims? No, there are no land claims
    Is the server pay-to-win? No, the server is not pay-to-win
    What are the key features of the server? Hardmode gameplay, economy system, large biomes, and more

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Mineraze Adventure Hub – Roleplay, Skyblock, Towny, Quests & More!

    Mineraze Adventure Hub – Roleplay, Skyblock, Towny, Quests & More!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Mineraze Minecraft Server Overview

    Key Features
      • Roleplay with guilds affecting talents and unlocking cosmetics
      • Custom Items: Unique weapons, tools, and armor
      • No Towny Upkeep
      • Quests & Challenges: Daily, weekly, and monthly tasks
      • Seasonal Events with high-tier rewards
      • Jobs & Ranking System for in-game progression
      • Player shops for basic and custom items
      • Skills system granting buffs
      • Dungeons for group exploration
      • Item transfers between seasons
      • Mounts, pets, and Cosmetics customization
    Gameplay Mechanics

    Building, grinding for rare items, active community

    Community Aspects

    Seasoned players returning, Towny and Skyblock worlds, RPG elements

    IP Address play.mineraze.net
    Discord Join Mineraze Discord

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How long has Mineraze been around? Since 2014, with many returning players
    What are the main features of Mineraze? Roleplay, Custom Items, No Towny Upkeep, Quests, Events, Jobs, Skills, Dungeons, and more
    Can items be transferred between seasons? Yes, certain items can be transferred to the next season
    Is there a Discord server for Mineraze? Yes, you can join here

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CoralCraft Adventures

    CoralCraft Adventures

    New Minecraft Servers

    CoralCraft Server

    Welcome to CoralCraft! Join the fun on our 1.8.X – 1.18 server with Survival, Skyblock, and KitPVP modes. Our community is awesome and the vibe is great. What are you waiting for? Come on in!

    play.coralcraft.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • SiegeCraft: The Dark Age

    SiegeCraft: The Dark Age

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to thedarkage Minecraft Server!

    This server is like a blast from the past, bringing back the good ol’ days of PvP-Siege fun from the legendary thedarkage.nl server that’s been offline for years now.

    Features:

      • Working catapults & cannons
      • Working drawbridges & drop gates
      • Many different classes for combat techniques
      • Conquerable flags
      • Lord of the Rings & Medieval Castle Maps
      • New classes with cool special skills
      • Maps made just for Siege PvP
      • Old-school pre 1.9 PvP combat system

    For all you gamers from back in the day, we’ve even found some original maps from the early 2000s! Plus, we’ve added new scenes to keep things fresh. Come check it out and see for yourself the awesome new/old concept!

    Join us for some epic battles and good times. Peace.

    thedarkage.peacepunkt.de

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Eternal Realms PvP

    Eternal Realms PvP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Immortal Realms

    At last we’re back online with a faction server. We spent months fixing Immortal Realms to make sure there are no bugs or glitches. There might be some bugs we missed, but we’ll fix them ASAP. The server runs from 1.8.8 to 1.15, but 1.8.8 is recommended for better PvP and less lag. Contact us for any concerns through email, Discord, or social media.

    Server IP: play.ImmortalRealms.co Our Discord: Discord Website: Immortal Realms Store: Server Store

    play.ImmortalRealms.co

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Beocraft SMP – Classic Survival Community – New Season 16.2.2025

    Beocraft SMP – Classic Survival Community – New Season 16.2.2025

    New Minecraft Servers

    Beocraft Minecraft Server

    Key Features 6 years of community and experience
    No tolerance for griefing and cheating
    Vibrant community
    Server location in Europe, on the internet backbone (Serbia, Novi Sad)
    How to Join Discord invite: Join Discord

    Overview

    Beocraft is a long-standing hermitcraft-like survival multiplayer server. With 6 years of experience, players can enjoy classic survival gameplay in a vibrant community setting. The new season started on 16.2.2025.

    FAQ

    How do I join the server?

    To join the server, first join the Discord server using the invite link provided. Then, go to #verify-here and type /verify . The server IP will be posted in the Discord server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Royal Homestead Wilds

    Royal Homestead Wilds

    New Minecraft Servers

    Homestead Minecraft Server

    Welcome to Homestead! Come play Minecraft in a tough new way as you try to survive in your new home… the wild royal colonies. Claim your land, build your town, make money by selling goods, and build a reputation. Homestead is harder than regular Minecraft: progress takes time, and dying is tough. Roleplay is encouraged. Who are you and why are you here in this rough land? No matter who you are, we hope you come, stay, and have fun in Homestead!

    Join our Discord

    homestead.apexmc.co

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  • SpaceCraft Minnespazio

    SpaceCraft Minnespazio

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minnespazio

    Community Description: Forms a big part of our group! We have events every month and free raffles. Come join us for survival events like PVP and building challenges.

    Join us now and be part of the fun!

    minespazio.com

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  • RiftMC Survival – Unique Experience

    RiftMC Survival – Unique Experience

    New Minecraft Servers

    RiftMC

    At RiftMC, they are a 1.20 survival server, and they are all about giving you a cool Minecraft server experience that focuses on their community. Their team of big fans works with talented creators to offer different game modes like Survival, Lifesteal, and soon Prisons. They want to make sure all players have a super fun time, and their staff is always there to help you out. Whether you like Java or Bedrock, they got you covered so you can play with people from all over the world. Join them today and be part of their awesome community!

    Features:

      • Free Rank!
      • Keep Inventory Lives
      • Custom Textures
      • Unique Progression
      • Player Run Economy

    play.riftmc.net

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