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  • BlockWar: Canada’s Trade Tumble

    BlockWar: Canada’s Trade Tumble

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    Welcome to the Bizarre Trade Collapse Realm – A Minecraft Server where Reality Melts!

    Introduction: The Tower of Lies and Paradox

    Do you hear that distant rumble? It’s not thunder; it’s the sound of an economy teetering on the brink! Welcome to the Bizarre Trade Collapse Realm, where Prime Minister Trudeau himself believes Trump is using his ‘dumb’ trade war as a gateway to crumple Canada like a paper airplane. Join us as we navigate a landscape where currency is but a mere illusion, and currency conversions happen at the speed of conspiracy theories!

    “If economy is a game, this is the final boss.” – An anonymous player who thought he was logging on to a regular server.


    The Reality-Bending Features of Our Universe:

    FeatureDescription
    The Collapse ZoneStep into the area where blocks become suspiciously unstable—watch your resources vanish as trade tariffs ignite pixelated mayhem!
    Wacky Trade FalloutRandom events where the most absurd trades fall from the heavens—crafting diamonds for maple syrup has never been this chaotic!
    Currency ChaosExperience a non-linear economy: earn emeralds full of holes, spend them on the fluctuating whims of shadowy NPCs! Conceptual wealth has never seemed so physical!
    Teleportation Portal of Political AgendasNavigate to dimensions where reality is constantly fracturing under the weight of unstable treaties and nonsensical diplomacy!

    Warnings from Beyond the Block: THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

    • Warning: Join at your own risk! This server has been rumored to have warped the perceptions of 13 nations.
    • Conspiracy Alert: The crafting table is allegedly a recruiting tool for an underground economy of sentient blocks plotting against governments. Yes, the crafting table whispers sweet nothings to you.
    • Protection Plan: Meme your way out of currency collapse—invent absurd memes on-the-fly to shield yourself from economic crashes! (Disclaimer: this may not actually protect you.)

    Player Testimonials: Reality vs. Nonsense

    • “At first, I thought I was playing Minecraft, but then I realized I was part of a grand intergovernmental plot about trade wars. Can you trade baked potatoes for health care?” | Disillusioned Craftster™
    • “I just wanted to build a house, but now I’m fighting off trade delegations, and my house looks like a political negotiating arena.” | Bewildered Nation-Breaker

    FAQ – Questions You Didn’t Know You Had:

    Q: Why do I keep losing blocks every time I mention trade? A: It’s not the blocks; it’s a metaphor for modern struggles! Other players probably turned them into a black market currency!

    Q: Are there really whispers from the crafting table? A: The crafting table is NOT an official source of information—unless you’re in the mood for unpredictable lore and abstract speculations.


    Mythical Legends: The Yarn of Endgame

    They say if you build a palace out of phantoms of taxation, you might summon the Trading Troll—the benevolent spirit of bargains lost!

    "But beware, as you trade with the spirit, the price may invariably be your sanity!"


    Dark Call to Action: Are You Prepared for the Shadow Economy?

    What lies ahead is beyond your imagination—the divide between blocks and currencies, between sanity and the thrillingly absurd. Join the Bizarre Trade Collapse Realm before the economy collapses entirely, or worse, before memes become reality.

    You have no choice. Enter the rabbit hole—be a part of the chaos where absurdity reigns supreme! Will you emerge as a Trade Baron, or will you fall victim to the inevitable surrealism of this Minecraft dystopia?


    Connect now, because in the Bizarre Trade Collapse Realm, nothing is what it seems!

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  • TomatoPotato SMP

    TomatoPotato SMP

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    -=– 𝕋𝕠𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕠ℙ𝕠𝕥𝕒𝕥𝕠 𝕊𝕄ℙ –=-Join the discord here: https://discord.gg/eUgvVwHxaW

    TomatoPotato SMP is a feature-rich Minecraft server with a focus on community and creativity. Whether you’re looking to build, trade, or battle, there’s something for everyone.We have:🎉 Hourly Events: Participate in PVP, random challenges, villager trading, and mining events with unique prizes.

    🛒 Server Spawn: Start at spawn, teleport randomly once, and buy plots to set up shops or minigames.

    🏡 Towny: Create and manage your own town, attract villagers, and upgrade your town for special effects and improved emerald production.

    🔒 Claiming: Secure your land with claim blocks, which increase over time.

    ⚔️ PVP: Toggle PVP on or off and choose whether to risk item loss. Participate in mandatory PVP during weekly war events.

    📅 Weekly Events: Enjoy themed events organized by @Gamedash43 with sneak peeks available.

    🌍 World Features: The world border is set to 10,000 blocks, periodic End resets, and enhanced world generation with the Terralith plugin.

    Join today and become a part of the TomatoPotato SMP community!

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  • Onyx Isle: Where you can mine diamonds, build empires, and bribe your way to the top! 13+ only

    Onyx Isle: Where you can mine diamonds, build empires, and bribe your way to the top! 13+ only

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Intention:Experience power, loss, and greed through medieval kingdoms, alliances, wars, spying, and betrayals.
    Basic Guidelines:No modern or industrial building types. Keep to natural materials and no skyscrapers.
    Kingdom Formation:Form a kingdom with 5+ players, receive custom Discord rank and land claim.
    World Size:4000×4000 to encourage closer kingdoms and interactions like trading and war.

    If you’re interested, please join our Discord server: Click here to join

    FAQs

    • Q: Can I build modern structures? A: No, this server is focused on medieval building types only.
    • Q: How do I form a kingdom? A: Once your group exceeds 5 players, you can form a kingdom and receive benefits.
    • Q: What happens if there is a change desired by the majority of players? A: There will be a vote to determine whether the change is implemented or not.
    • Q: What is the purpose of war on the server? A: War is not all-out griefing, but a strategic way to engage with other kingdoms and players.

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  • SweetieCraft

    SweetieCraft

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    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of politics and just have a good time? Look no further than our server! We promise that our players are sweet as pie, unless they start talking politics – then all bets are off! Join us for a wild ride of building, mining, and avoiding any political debates at all costs. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join now for a truly unique gaming experience!

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  • Pixelated Pints

    Pixelated Pints

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    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on UKSG GREEN (ESA) ‘24 for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our virtual landscape is so breathtakingly beautiful that even the Ender Dragon would want to take a selfie here. Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming that even creepers are invited to our block parties.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough in our mines, you might stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into Herobrine himself, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the ages.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on UKSG GREEN (ESA) ‘24 and let the madness begin! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen who like to photobomb your screenshots. See you in the game, fellow crafters!

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  • Towny-RPG

    Towny-RPG

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    The overhauled version of Towny-RPG is now BACK! The features are as follows; • Custom Overworld Map • PyroFishing, PyroMining, & PyroFarming • Custom Fishing & Custom Farming • Custom Augments (known as CEs) • Combat Classes • Dungeons • AureliumSkills • Leaderboards

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  • Hotdog Water – Where the only rule is no ketchup on the hotdogs!

    Hotdog Water – Where the only rule is no ketchup on the hotdogs!

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    FeatureDescription
    Hardcore with World ResetsIn Hotdog Water, you only get one life. But if you die, it’s not the end. Join our Discord server and cast your vote for a world reset. The fate of the world is in your hands!
    Savor the Vanilla EssenceExperience true vanilla gameplay! No random teleport, no TP to bed, and no land claim. It’s all about your raw survival skills. Can you conquer the untamed world of Hotdog Water?
    Rules of EngagementEmbrace the chaos! Engage in exhilarating PvP battles, embrace the thrill of griefing, and most importantly, have fun! However, remember to play fair and keep the community welcoming and inclusive. Don’t be a wiener!

    Join the Adventure Now!

    IP: play.hotdogwater.dog Website: https://hotdogwater.dog Discord: https://discord.gg/pU2wHDTcCB

    Dive into Hotdog Water and unleash your inner hardcore survivor! Are you up for the challenge?

    FAQ

    Q: Can I respawn after dying in the Hardcore mode?A: Yes, you can respawn after dying by casting your vote for a world reset on our Discord server.
    Q: Are there any special features in the Vanilla gameplay?A: No, the Vanilla gameplay is true to its essence with no added features like random teleportation or land claim.
    Q: How can I engage in PvP battles?A: You can engage in PvP battles by embracing the chaos and engaging with other players in-game. Remember to play fair and keep the community welcoming!

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  • QuirkyCraft

    QuirkyCraft

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with basic costume designs? Look no further, because our server will have you questioning the meaning of life with our outrageous and hilarious costume designs!

    Join us and explore a world where pigs wear top hats, chickens rock sunglasses, and creepers strut their stuff in tutus. Who knows what message they’re trying to convey with these costumes, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be able to stop laughing!

    So come join us on our server and experience the most ridiculous and entertaining costume designs in all of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even uncover the deep, hidden meaning behind a cow wearing a monocle. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

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  • CraftyCreeperz – Where Fate meets Minecraft in a chaotic, hilarious adventure! Join the madness at ‘/fgog/’ now!

    CraftyCreeperz – Where Fate meets Minecraft in a chaotic, hilarious adventure! Join the madness at ‘/fgog/’ now!

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild adventure filled with treasure hunting, hidden quests, and crazy characters like Ruler Leonardo Da Vinci and Avenger Kama. Clear main nodes, collect treasure points, and open chests to unlock the secrets of our server.

    But wait, there’s more! We have limited-time summons featuring characters like Saber Okita Sōji (Alter), Archer Anastasia & Viy, and Caster Charlotte Corday. And don’t forget about the daily appearance of swimsuit servants as support for free quests – because who doesn’t love a good swimsuit party in Minecraft?

    Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Double the chance of great or super success, halved AP consumption for Storm-Pods quests, and so much more. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

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  • Absolutely Chaotic Survival Madness Party v1.20.4

    Absolutely Chaotic Survival Madness Party v1.20.4

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    Minecraft Server Overview:

    IPstraightup.minecraft.best
    New Discordhttps://discord.gg/UBTz9ruShH
    Old Discordhttps://discord.gg/6w7dCFf

    Join us on Straight Up! A 5 year old anarchy server with no rules, commands, land claims, map resets, or anything lame and obtrusive. We have a small but active player base with room to grow so come enjoy the vanilla minecraft experience with us!

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    FAQ

    QuestionAnswer
    Is there a whitelist to join the server?No, there is no whitelist, anyone can join.
    Are there any rules on the server?No, there are no rules, it is an anarchy server.
    Can I claim land on the server?No, there are no land claims allowed on this server.
    Is there any map resets?No, there are no map resets on this server.
    Do you have a Discord server?Yes, we have an official Discord server for the community.

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  • RetainerCraft

    RetainerCraft

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    Are you tired of having straight teeth? Do you miss the feeling of braces cutting up the inside of your mouth? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and experience the joy of having your orthodontic work undone because you forgot to wear your retainer! Who needs a perfect smile anyway when you can have wonky teeth in the virtual world? Plus, our community is full of fellow dental delinquents who will support you every step of the way. So come on, join us and say goodbye to straight teeth forever!

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