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PasswordPirateBay

account sharing, ad-free, bills, brother, CANCELLATION, Communication, Conflict, Dilemma, Fairness, family, monthly fee, Netflix, password sharing, PasswordPirateBay, payment, Principle, sibling, sister-in-law, streaming ban, Streaming Service, user added

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4914
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of sharing your Netflix password with your brother and his entire extended family? Join our Minecraft server instead! We promise not to cancel your account out of nowhere like some people we know.

Our server is full of epic adventures and hilarious moments that will make you forget all about your streaming woes. Plus, we have a strict ‘no password sharing’ policy, so you can rest easy knowing your account is safe with us.

Forget about paying extra fees for streaming services, join our server and let the fun begin. Who needs Netflix when you have a whole world of blocky goodness waiting for you? Join now and leave the drama behind – unless it’s in-game drama, of course.

NightOwlTalks Minecraft SMP

Deep dive discussions, Detailed dialogues, Elaborate conversations, Endless debates, Engaging topics, Enthusiastic conversations, Exhaustive debates, Extensive talks, Fascinating subjects, Favorite interests, In-depth conversations, intellectual debates, Intriguing subjects, Late night chats, Long-winded discussions, Minecraft, Never-ending conversations, NightOwlTalks, Passionate discussions, Prolonged discussions., smp, specific interests, Thought-provoking topics

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8444
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Emeralds Found:	8395
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Holy Grails Found:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	15

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to debate the age-old question of whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures just trying to give hugs! Our server is filled with players who are passionate about discussing the deep lore of Minecraft mobs and the intricate relationships between Steve and his animal companions. Plus, rumor has it that our secret underground base is actually a portal to the Nether, where you can mine diamonds while dodging fireballs from angry pigmen. So if you’re ready to dive into the wacky world of Minecraft conspiracy theories and embark on epic adventures with fellow players, come join us!

MineMindShift

adaptation, BELIEF, CHANGE, conviction, critical thinking, Evolution, flexibility, growth, introspection, mindset, MineMindShift, open-minded, paradigm shift., personal development, perspective, reconsideration, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, transformation

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4037
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	173	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Buildings Constructed:	9

Are you tired of living in a world where pigs don’t fly and diamonds don’t rain from the sky? Well, on our Minecraft server, all your wildest dreams can come true! We’ve got a secret potion that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the Minecraft universe. Join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT)! Who knows, maybe you’ll even start believing that creepers are just misunderstood cuddle bugs. So come on down and join us for a wild ride of mind-bending fun!

Secrets4Diamonds Minecraft Server

#classified information, China, classified documents, court case, Espionage, espionage case, espionage charges, espionage scandal, guilty plea, guilty verdict, intelligence, Military, Military Secrets, Minecraft, national security, pleads guilty, Secrets4Diamonds, security breach, selling secrets, Server, Treason, us soldier, US-China relations

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4552
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Emeralds Found:	8368	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

so like, imagine a minecraft server where u can trade secrets with china like this US soldier dude did lol. but don’t worry, we won’t get u in trouble with the feds, we just want u to have a good time playing minecraft. join our server for the thrill of espionage and building epic bases with your new chinese pals. who knows, maybe u’ll uncover some top secret recipes for panda express while u’re at it. come join us for a spy-tacular time!

KurskKaboom: Don’t Panic, Just Mine!

Conflict, Conspiracy, cover up, Deception, Defense, dont, eastern europe, Government, information warfare, intelligence, Kursk, KurskKaboom, Military, Military operations, military strategy, Panic, Politics, Russian lawmaker, SECURITY, Tension, Ukraine, War

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	377
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Mines Excavated:	2969
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit, even da russian lawmakerz b talkin bout it! dey say dat da military knew ukraine wuz gonna hit kursk, but dey wuz all like ‘nah, don’t panic, we got dis’ cuz dey know wut dey doin. so if u wanna be part of sum crazy shenanigans and epic adventures, join dis server now! trust me, u won’t regret it, unless u don’t like fun and awesomeness, den u can just go play wif da sheep or sumthing. but if u wanna be part of da coolest crew in minecraft, den join us now! da russian lawmakerz approve dis message, so u know it’s gotta be good!

NeglectCraft: The Forgotten Miners

Abuse, adverse experiences, behavioral problems, childhood maltreatment, childhood trauma, cognitive difficulties, cognitive impairment, developmental delays, emotional well being, Forgotten, long-term effects, mental health, miners, neglect, NeglectCraft, neglectful caregivers, neglectful parenting, neurological development, new research, psychological impact, STUDIES, Trauma, underestimated

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8771
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	99
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Love Letters Sent:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

So, like, this server is like totally the bomb diggity, bro! like, we got crazy stuff happenin’ all the time, like, did you know that if you join our server, you’ll actually become a wizard in real life? like, no joke, you’ll be casting spells and flying on broomsticks and stuff.

And get this, our server is like, super exclusive, only the coolest people get to join. If you’re not cool enough, you’ll get turned into a potato. yeah, a freakin’ potato. But don’t worry, we have a potato farm where all the uncool people hang out and have potato parties.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is haunted? Like, for real. There’s a ghost that haunts the mines and if you see it, you have to challenge it to a dance-off. If you win, you get a diamond sword. If you lose, well, let’s just say you’ll be haunting the mines too.

So, like, if you wanna be a wizard, hang out with potatoes, and challenge ghosts to dance-offs, then you gotta join our server. It’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.

SimplexCraft

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Dungeons, Economy, Enchantments, Exploration, Gaming, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minigames, mobs, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Ranks, Server, Skills, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9976
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	376	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Server Release We are delighted to announce the release of SimplexCraft. With a survival experience like no other, custom enchantments, star levels, free ranks, progressive skills and much more.

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Kayabas SMP

Anarchy, BUILD, Community, Friends, Kayabas, Minecraft, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	628
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Join our Vanilla SMP Minecraft server! Experience survival, build with friends, and enjoy a friendly community.

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CheaterCraft Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, broken hearted, Caught you in the arms of another, CheaterCraft, emotional turmoil, feeling betrayed, heart shattered, Heartache, heartache and healing, heartache and pain, HEARTBREAK, heartbroken, Infidelity, lost love, love and loss, Love Lost, love lost and found, Minecraft, moving on, Pain, questioning love, Server, trust broken

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4516
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the best builder in all the land. Legend has it they built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and had a pet dragon that breathed fire made of TNT. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. We’re talking players riding pigs into battle while wearing full diamond armor and wielding enchanted golden carrots as weapons. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the insanity begin!

4chanPokeverseRP Minecraft SMP Madness

2024.., 4chan, 4chanPokeverseRP, activity with Pokemon, advances, bus fare, FAQ, Gay, help a pal out, madness, metal snake, Minecraft, MONEY, open guide, pokemon, Pokephilia, pokeverse, porn dumps, RP thread, smp, starting guide, Straight..

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7038
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Buildings Constructed:	22
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Potions Brewed:	85
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Welcome to our absolutely chaotic Minecraft SMP where anything goes! We’ve got giant metal snakes coming at you left and right, so watch out or you might just get squished!

Join us for some wild adventures in the 4chan Pokeverse RP thread where you can interact with Pokemon in ways you never thought possible. Need some cash for bus fare? No worries, just ask around and someone will help you out, because we’re all about supporting our fellow players in this crazy world.

Don’t worry about any questionable activities with Pokemon, just talk it out and everything will be fine. And if you’re looking for some spicy content, we’ve got separate threads for straight and gay pokephilia, so you can get your fix without judgment.

So come on and join us for some outrageous fun and unforgettable moments in this insane Minecraft SMP! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this world, anything can happen.