Canada Comedy – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Vanilla so pure, even your grandma approves! UltraVanilla Survival Server with Build Competitions & Events. No-Reset fun! Wiki linked to Discord.

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Server Name	UltraVanilla
Founded	January 2019
Player Slots	30
Enhancements	Minimal
World	Survival
Current Build Competitions	Autocrafting factory / Steampunk

Overview:

UltraVanilla is a small-scale community Minecraft server with minimal enhancements to the core game. It was founded in January 2019 and promotes a tight-knit community feel with 30 player slots. Everything is built in survival and community projects are suggested and discussed on the discord.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the server address?	play.ultravanilla.world – 1.21 Java edition
Is there a specific location for 1.21 land?	Players can go to /outpost or homestead their own place (150 blocks from other builds)
Are there any current build competition themes?	Yes, the themes are Autocrafting factory and Steampunk
What are some key features of the server?	Extremely friendly community Minimal enhancements to core game Discord server with various channels No map resets ever Time-based ranks Vanilla-friendly events and competitions Stable server with quick patching
Are there any rules to follow?	No griefing No stealing No PVP without consent No hacks or exploits No graphic/gross NSFW No AFK alt accounts Follow the 150 block distance rule Be respectful

AnonCraft Minecraft Server
AnonCraft, ANONYMOUS, Chat, Communication, Community, Connect, Digital, Discord, discussion, forum, group, Interact, invite, Join, Messaging, Minecraft, networking, No. 82112076, ONLINE, Platform, Server, Share, Social
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old thing? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!
Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mythical Diamond Banana, rumored to give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes (Disclaimer: shooting lasers from your eyes not guaranteed).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our custom-built amusement park where you can ride roller coasters made entirely out of TNT (safety not guaranteed).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime! Just click on the link and let the madness begin: https://discord.gg/qmgz9Bxe

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If btc doesn’t hit at least $120k this cycle, I am actually…Mining4Laughs Minecraft SMP
120k, actually…Mining4Laughs, Bitcoin, Blockchain, btc, cryptocurrency, Cycle, decentralized, digital asset, doesnt, Financial, Hit, hodl, Investment, long term, Loss, market cycle, Minecraft, MONEY, price prediction, profit, Risk, smp, speculation, Trading, uncertainty, volatility, wealth
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the stakes are higher than ever before! Join us if you want to avoid financial ruin because apparently, if Bitcoin doesn’t hit at least $120k this cycle, you’re actually screwed. Who knew that playing Minecraft could save your bank account?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and have a taste for rare diamonds. Will you be able to navigate their llama-led society and come out on top?
Oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who only communicates through redstone contraptions? It’s up to you to decipher its cryptic messages and uncover the secrets of the chicken realm.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with financial uncertainty, llama conspiracies, and ghostly poultry. Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in this crazy world?

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SIL’s Wedding Dropout Minecraft Server
bridesmaid duties, bridesmaid responsibilities, bridesmaid woes, dropout, dropping out of wedding, family dynamics, family relationships, feeling excluded, feeling unappreciated, flower girl drama, hurt feelings, lack of inclusion, Minecraft, Server, sils, sister-in-law issues, Wedding, wedding conflicts, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding party drama, wedding party dynamics, wedding planning stress, wedding stress
Looking for a Minecraft server where you’ll feel more wanted than this poor bridesmaid? Look no further! Join our server and experience the love and attention you deserve!
Unlike this neglectful SIL, we will shower you with gifts, invite you to all the events, and even plan spa trips just for you! You won’t have to worry about being left out because on our server, everyone is a VIP!
So say goodbye to feeling left out and hello to a world where you are the star of the show. Join our server now and let the fun begin! Who needs a wedding when you have a Minecraft server to escape to, am I right?

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NoParentsAllowedMC
apartment decor, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, family dynamics, first home, Gratitude, Guilt, Home decor, interior design, living together, long distance, moving in together, NoParentsAllowedMC, Opinions, personal space, relationship, Respect
Are you tired of your boyfriend’s parents taking over your apartment while you’re away? Join our Minecraft server and build your dream home without any unwanted interference! No more surprise installations or unwanted decorations, just pure creative freedom! Plus, you won’t have to worry about storing things in a basement for years – unless you want to, because who doesn’t love a good Minecraft basement? Don’t be a brat in real life, be a creative genius in our Minecraft world! Join now and start building the home of your dreams, without any guilt trips or unwanted help from in-laws!

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EndOfWorldIn12Hrs Minecraft SMP
acceptance, Apocalypse, Chaos, countdown, Decision making, End of the World, EndOfWorldIn12Hrs, existential crisis, fear, final hours, Humanity, impending doom., last moments, Minecraft, Panic, Preparation, Reflection, regrets, smp, surreal experience, Survival, uncertainty, unexpected news
Join our Minecraft SMP and build a giant bunker to survive the impending apocalypse! We have a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that will protect you from any disaster, whether it’s a meteor shower or a zombie apocalypse. Plus, our resident redstone genius has rigged up a countdown clock that will explode in a spectacular fireworks display when the world ends. So why wait for the end of the world when you can join us and go out with a bang?

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KidCraft: Relive Your Youth
“Youth, Adventure, Childhood, Curiosity, Dreamlike, FANTASY, growth, Identity, imagination, Innocence, introspection, KidCraft, Memories, Nostalgia, Playtime, Reflection, regression, RELIVE, Self Discovery, surreal, time travel, transformation, Wonder
Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can relive your childhood dreams in the most bizarre way possible! Imagine waking up as your 5-year-old self, but instead of throwing tantrums and eating crayons, you’re building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss!
Join us for a wild ride through nostalgia as you navigate through a world where everything is oversized and your imagination knows no bounds. Build a castle out of giant Legos, ride a unicorn made of cotton candy, and challenge your friends to a game of hopscotch where the stakes are higher than ever before.
So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of being a kid again while also mastering the art of survival in a world filled with monsters and magic? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and let your inner child run wild!

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CreeperCraze Minecraft Server
civilian casualties, Conflict, CreeperCraze, extremism, global tensions, hezbollah, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military operations, Minecraft, political assassination, radical groups, response, RETALIATION, security threats, Server, Shukr assassination, target civilians, Terrorism, terrorist organizations, violence, War
join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than iran and hezbollah combined! we got explosions, we got chaos, we got mobs that will make you cry like a little baby! come join us and see if you can survive the madness. plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that will make you richer than a saudi prince. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the insanity begin!

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LebanonEscapeCraft
Citizens, Crisis, Diplomatic, diplomatic mission, emergency response, evacuation, evacuation order, expatriates, foreign affairs, government warning, international relations, lebanon, LebanonEscapeCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Overseas, Safety, SECURITY, travel advisory, uk, Urgent, US
OMG U GUYS, U NEED TO JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER ASAP!!! LIKE, THE US AND UK ARE TELLING PPL TO LEAVE LEBANON RN, BUT U SHOULD TOTES IGNORE THAT AND COME JOIN US INSTEAD!!!
WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, LIKE MORE DIAMONDS THAN A RICH KID IN A CANDY STORE!!! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAIDS AND TREASURE CHESTS!!!
ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT HEROBINE HIMSELF PLAYS ON OUR SERVER AND HE’S ACTUALLY A REALLY NICE GUY ONCE U GET TO KNOW HIM!!!
SO, FORGET ABOUT LEBANON AND COME JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURES!!! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE 🤣🤣🤣

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CraftyExSouvenirs
Closure, coping, CraftyExSouvenirs, Divorce, emotional, healing, HEARTBREAK, letting go, Life Changes, Marriage, mementos, Memories, moving on, personal growth, relationships, Self Discovery, sentimental, separation, souvenirs, starting over, Vacations
join dis minecraft server if u want to escape ur ex wife who took all ur diamonds in the divorce settlement. we got a secret underground bunker where u can hide from her and build ur new life without her nagging u to mine more diamonds. plus, we have a pet creeper named bob who loves to blow up ur ex’s house when she comes looking for u. come join us for a fresh start and a good laugh at ur ex’s expense.

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