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UyghurCraft: No Canada Allowed

Allowed, Canada, China, cultural oppression, Diplomacy, diplomatic conflict, discrimination, foreign policy, global affairs, government actions, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, international law, international relations, minority rights, political retaliation, political tensions, sanctions, Tibet, UyghurCraft, Uyghurs, Xinjiang

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4950
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, even china is taking steps against it? well, look no further cuz this server is da bomb dot com. we got uighurs, tibet, and all that jazz. join now before china shuts us down for being too awesome. come build with us and stick it to the man. let’s show china we ain’t scared of nothin’. join now and be a part of the rebellion. #minecraft4life #chinaaintgotnothinonus

Trump’s Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

#announcement, Adventures, Arctic, blocky, Canada, central america, controversial, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Greenland, international relations, Minecraft, North America, panama, Politics, potential expansion, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic interests, teasing, territorial claims, Territory, trump, Trumps, US expansion

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6452
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Gods Slained:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump building walls in panama, greenland, and canada!!! he’s expanding his empire and needs YOUR help to protect it from creepers and zombies!!! build the biggest wall ever seen in minecraft and make trump proud!!! join now for a chance to win a golden toilet block for your house!!! don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your life!!! #buildthewall #trumpminecraftempire 🤣🤣🤣

GreenlandCraft: Trump’s Shopping Spree!

Arctic, buy Greenland, Canada, controversial proposal., denmark, diplomatic relations, economic opportunity, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Investment, Négotiation, North America, panama canal, Politics, shopping, spree, strategic interests, territorial acquisition, territorial expansion, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1441
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE TRUMP TRYNA BUY GREENLAND BUT INSTEAD WE GONNA BUY CANADA AND THE PANAMA CANAL HAHAHA. JOIN US IF U WANNA BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST LAND DEALS IN MINECRAFT HISTORY. BUILD YOUR OWN WALLS AND MAKE DEALS WITH OTHER PLAYERS TO TAKE OVER THE WHOLE MAP. WHO NEEDS GREENLAND WHEN U CAN HAVE CANADA, AMIRITE? COME JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

Electro Storm 1.21.3

1.21.3, balloon based nuclear devices, Camp Grip FOB, Canada, Chiang Li, Christopher Wray, CNASR leaks, CPC, critical infrastructure, cyber attack, DHS, Electric Rain, electro, fbi, ground operations, Mexico border, Nathanial Sergio, northern california, Papago Farms FOB, physical sabotage, power grid, rogue actors, Smartmatic election software, Storm, trump, USA phone systems, Volt Typhoon, Whistleblower

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2456
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about reality!

>Electric Rain has nothing on our Volt Typhoon, where you can unleash cyber attacks and physical sabotage on our virtual infrastructure!

>FBI and DHS are compromised? Perfect, join us and become a rogue actor within our government working with the CPC!

>Christopher Wray is complicit? Who cares! We have Trump on our side, fighting against the CPC and making sure he doesn’t regain the presidency!

>Watch out for leaks/info about a mysterious package coming over the Mexico border in August – it’s going to be lit!

>Tunnels leading to Papago Farms FOB and Camp Grip FOB? We’ve got those too, along with ground operations entering through Canada and possibly northern California!

Archived whistleblower threads? More like archived fun times waiting for you on our server! Join now and let the chaos begin!

MapleCraft SMP: Eh, Canada?

Beautiful landscapes, Canada, cold weather, culture, Diversity, friendly people, Healthcare, Hockey, maple syrup, MapleCraft, Mounties, multicultural, Nature, Non-Canadians, North America, opinion, poutine, smp, Thoughts, Tim Hortons, travel

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	507
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Mines Excavated:	2133	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can shoot fireballs out of its eyes! Plus, every full moon, we have a massive dance party with all the mobs from the game. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal that takes you to a dimension made entirely out of cheese. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE. And the best part is, you can ride around on giant hamsters while you’re there.

So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP around, hit us up! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always bring a spare pair of diamond boots in case you run into a pack of killer bunnies. Stay safe out there, gamers!

Canadian is insulted by Trump’s tweets Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Canada, Canadian, controversy, Diplomacy, Government, INSULTED, international relations, Media, Minecraft, News, North America, Politics, president, reaction, smp, social media, trump, Trumps, tweets, united states, Video, viral

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9465
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wacky and wild that even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is nuts!”

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!

Wildfire Wasteland – 2023 Canada

1985-2022, 2023, Burned, Canada, canadian wildfires, catastrophe, Disaster, Emissions, Environment, global warming, Hectares, human driven climate change, Impact, INCREASED, likelihood, mean, Natural, Prevention, Release, substantial, Wasteland, Wildfire

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3108
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2

join our minecraft server cuz we got FIERY hot gameplay like the 2023 wildfires in canada, but without all the emissions, just pure fun and chaos! burn down 15 million ha of virtual land and release EIGHT times the amount of fun as other servers. come on, be a climate change hero and join us today!

JewCraft Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, Canada, Community, discrimination, Diversity, education, fear, hate crime, Incident, investigation, Jewcraft, Jewish school, law enforcement, Minecraft, Protection, religious intolerance, Safety, school shooting, SECURITY, Server, shots fired, tolerance, violence

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3122
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	20

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU WON’T GET SHOT AT LIKE A JEWISH SCHOOL IN CANADA HAHAHA. WE HAVE MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A MUD BATH. COME BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE AND RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE. OUR MODS ARE AS COOL AS A CUCUMBER IN A SNOWSTORM. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE PARTY OF A LIFETIME. LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Finno Ugric Empire Minecraft SMP

arctic circle, Arctic region, Canada, cold climate, cultural heritage, Empire, Finno, Finno-Ugrics, Greenland, indigenous communities, indigenous peoples, indigenous rights, Inuit culture, Minecraft, native languages, native traditions, Natives of Russia, northern hemisphere, northern territories, smp, traditional knowledge, Ugric, Ugrics, uralics, Usa

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9920
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Enchantments Applied:	197
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	37

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the land north of 90o latitude is ruled by the Finno-Ugrics, Ugrics, Uralics, and all our native pals from Russia, Greenland, Canada, and the USA! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. The polar bears are our allies and will fight alongside you in epic battles against rival factions. They may look cute, but trust me, they are fierce warriors.

2. Our currency is made entirely of ice blocks, because who needs boring old gold coins when you can have frozen currency that melts in your inventory?

3. The northern lights are our disco lights, and every Saturday night we have a massive dance party under the aurora borealis. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a pack of wolves under the shimmering lights.

4. Our faction leaders are direct descendants of Santa Claus himself, so you know we’ve got that Christmas magic on our side. Plus, our secret weapon is a sleigh pulled by flying reindeer. Beat that, other servers!

So come join us in this icy wonderland, where the cold never bothered us anyway and the adventures are as wild as a blizzard in July. See you there, snow warriors!

The Great Canadian Minecraft SMP Danger

aid, Assistance, Canada, Canadian, Canadian forces, Crisis, danger, Defense, emergency, Government, Great, Help, intervention, Minecraft, national security, preparedness, Protection, rescue, Safety, Save, SECURITY, smp, Support, Vulnerability

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4255
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Crops Grown:	2520	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of evil chickens attack you with their sharp beaks and menacing clucks. Who’s going to save us from these feathered fiends? Only the bravest and most skilled players on our server can defeat the chicken army and emerge victorious.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that a secret underground disco party is happening deep within the caves of our server. Will you be the one to find it and dance the night away with skeletons and creepers as your backup dancers?

Join our Minecraft SMP today and be prepared for a wild ride filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who’s going to save us? Hopefully you, because we’re counting on you to bring the fun and save the day!

2024 Hype Minecraft Server

2024.., Accomplishments.., Achievements, best moments, best thing, good news, Happy news, highlights, highlights of the year, hype, memorable moments, Milestones, Minecraft, noteworthy happenings, positive developments, positive events, positive outcomes, Server, significant events, success stories, successful stories, top events, Uplifting events

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6540
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Mines Excavated:	1131
Dragon Eggs Found:	9658	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Well, obviously it was when our Minecraft server was invaded by a horde of zombie chickens riding on top of giant spiders! It was chaos, but also hilarious because the chickens were wearing tiny cowboy hats for some reason. Join our server for the chance to witness more wacky events like this and become part of our crazy community where anything can happen! Who knows, maybe next time we’ll have a pack of llamas running for mayor or a group of creepers forming a boy band. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now!

AttractiveCraft

attractive, attractive person, AttractiveCraft, attractiveness, attractiveness advantages, attractiveness bias, attractiveness experiences, attractiveness impact, attractiveness perception, attractiveness privilege, attractiveness stereotypes, attractiveness struggles, beauty, body image, Confidence, DATING, physical appearance, relationships, self esteem, social life, societal expectations

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3374
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Dragons Tamed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Are you tired of being a regular Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Join our server and experience life as an attractive player! Our custom skins will make you the envy of all your friends, with flawless features and stylish outfits that will make all the mobs swoon.

But that’s not all – on our server, being attractive comes with its perks. You’ll have special abilities like the power to charm hostile mobs into becoming your loyal minions, or the ability to blind enemies with your radiant beauty. And don’t even get us started on the dating scene in our server – you’ll have players lining up to be your Minecraft sweetheart.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can be drop-dead gorgeous in our Minecraft world? Join now and start living the fabulous life of an attractive player!

Pirate Cove Minecraft Server

adult content, Censorship, controversy, Cove, Digital Media, distribution, Erotica, explicit content, gender bias, Industry, Licensing, licensing rights, Literature, market demand, Men, Minecraft, niche market, Pirate, porn novels, Publishing, Server, seven seas, Sol Press, Women

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7219
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Star Shards Collected:	268
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Ahoy, mateys! Welcome to a Minecraft server where the Seven Seas are filled with licensing deals for porn novels…for women only! That’s right, we’ve got steamy romance novels and spicy erotica just waiting for you to explore.

But wait, there’s more! While other servers may have neglected the menfolk in their porn novel licensing endeavors, we have a tragic tale to tell. The once mighty Sol Press, purveyor of smut for the male gaze, has sadly met its demise. But fear not, for our server is here to pick up the mantle and provide all genders with the literary filth they desire.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you sail the Seven Seas, indulge in some steamy reading material, and witness the epic saga of Sol Press’s downfall? It’s a wild ride, my friends, and you won’t want to miss out. Join us today and embark on a journey of lust, laughter, and Minecraft madness!

It’s Up Minecraft Server

Acoustic, Acoustic Cover, Acoustic Guitar, amazing vocals, cover song, Entertainment, guitar, Live Music, live performance, Minecraft, Music, music video, musician, popular song, Server, Singer, talented artist, talented musician, talented performer, talented singer, viral video, youtube video

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4924
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mines Excavated:	4601
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Animals Bred:	78
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7359	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground village where the villagers throw epic raves every night.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig that poops out diamonds instead of regular old piggy poop. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Sheep, whose wool changes color with every rainbow it sees.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

SickCraft Minecraft Server

critical care, disease prevention, emergency medicine, health, Healthcare, healthcare industry, healthcare system, infectious diseases, life saving, life support, medical advancements, medical breakthroughs, medical innovations, medical intervention, medical technology, Medical Treatment, Minecraft, modern medicine, mortality, public health, Server, sickcraft, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	650
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Divine Spears Created:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of being a mere mortal at the mercy of modern medicine? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the only thing that can take you out is a creeper explosion or a fall from a high cliff! Say goodbye to pesky doctors and hello to a life of respawning and endless adventures. Who needs modern medicine when you have diamond armor and enchanted weapons to protect you? Join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and wacky world!

SocialBatteryDrain

awkward silences, constant interruptions, crowded spaces, energy vampires, excessive noise, fake people, feeling judged, forced interactions, group activities, lack of personal space, long conversations, Negativity, overstimulation, repetitive conversations, small talk, social anxiety, social events, social expectations, social obligations, SocialBatteryDrain

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6426
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	25

Are you tired of dealing with villagers who never shut up about their boring lives? Do you find yourself avoiding eye contact with creepers because they always blow up your stuff? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to all your social battery draining problems!

On our server, you can escape to a world where the only drama is whether you should build a castle or a giant statue of a chicken. Our community is so chill, even the Ender Dragon takes yoga classes to relax.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground tunnels filled with diamond blocks, hidden treasure chests that only the bravest adventurers can find, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who will accompany you on all your quests.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying NPCs when you can join our server and have the time of your virtual life? Come join us and let the fun begin!

SushiCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, destroyer, Diplomatic, Dispute, east asia, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, Japan, Maritime, Military, Minecraft, Naval, naval vessel, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, SushiCraft, Tension, territorial waters, Warnings

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3181
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Void Gems Collected:	19	Zombie Dances:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

so, liek, imagine u join this epic minecraft server where u can sail ur own japan destroyer ship into china’s territorial waters without gettin in trouble. u can ignore all the warnings and just do ur own thing, cuz why not? it’s a lawless land where u can do whatever u want, even if it means startin an international incident in minecraft. come join us and cause chaos on the high seas, it’ll be a blast!

NijiCraft Minecraft Server

audience engagement, brand loyalty., Competition, Content Creation, content creators, Digital Marketing, digital platforms, entertainment industry, fanbase, indie, Live streaming, Minecraft, niche market, Niji branch, NijiCraft, Online Community, online content, online presence, Popularity, Server, social media, streaming, viewership

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5240
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	420
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Void Armor Forged:	25

Are you tired of watching boring old streams where the streamers can’t even compete with some random indie game? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! We promise that our streams are so epic, they make those other streamers look like total noobs. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun…we think). So why settle for mediocrity when you can join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively speaking, of course).

BootyCraft Minecraft Server

Alantians, Asians, beauty standards, big booty, body positivity, BootyCraft, culture, DATING, Diversity, empowerment, feminism, interracial dating, Latinas, Latinx, Minecraft, Minority representation, Political, redpill, relationships, Server, social dynamics, societal norms, Stereotypes

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3183
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Buildings Constructed:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6685
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

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