first off, we got this crazy feature where you gotta fingerprint yourself before you can even log in. it’s like, super high tech and stuff. but don’t worry, it’s just to make sure you’re not a sneaky canadian trying to sneak into our server. we gotta keep out those maple syrup-loving troublemakers, ya know?

and get this, once you’re in, you gotta register with your social security number. like, what even is that? who cares, just do it. it’s all part of the fun, trust me.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground bunker we built for all our players? yeah, it’s totally real. we got snacks, games, and even a pet llama named larry. he’s the life of the party, let me tell ya.

so, yeah, if you wanna join the most epic, fingerprinting, social security number requiring, llama-filled minecraft server out there, then come on down. you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, who knows? it’s all part of the adventure, right?