Canaanite

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a group of players dressed as llamas come charging at you with TNT strapped to their backs. Or how about the time when the entire server decided to have a massive food fight using nothing but rotten flesh and spider eyes? It’s all possible on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional banhammer).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command. Need to clear out some pesky mobs? Just give your creeper buddy a little nudge and watch the fireworks fly. And don’t worry about griefers ruining your day – our team of highly trained moderators are always on hand to dish out justice in the most ridiculous ways possible.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity. Just remember, when in doubt, blame it on the llamas.