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| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 7226 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 3016 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Enchantments Applied: | 270 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 3012 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
so, like, this minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, if you wanna have a blast and, like, build some crazy stuff, this is the place to be.
we got, like, a secret underground city where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. and, like, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you get a lifetime supply of diamond armor.
oh, and did i mention the giant chickens that roam the land? yeah, they’re, like, the size of a house and they drop golden eggs that you can use to summon a dragon to do your bidding.
so, like, come join us on this wild ride of a server. who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get into. just watch out for the creepers, they’re, like, totally out to get you.
