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| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 5979 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 21 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
so, like, this minecraft server is, like, the craziest place ever, man. like, we have so many epic things happening, you won’t believe it.
first of all, we got, like, flying pigs everywhere. you can ride them into battle against, like, evil zombies and stuff. it’s wild, man.
and, like, our community is so lit, you won’t even know what hit you. we have, like, secret underground parties with, like, diamond armor dress codes and everything.
oh, and did i mention the giant chickens that roam the land? yeah, they’re, like, massive and super friendly. you can even ride them into battle if you’re feeling brave enough.
so, like, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s totally off the wall and full of surprises, you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.
DrDisRespect, also known as Guy Beahm, is a popular Twitch streamer and 
