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SaltyTeacherRage

anger, annoyance, Classroom, Disappointment, education, Experience, Frustration, grudge, injustice, learning, lingering, Memory, past, Resentment, SALTY, SaltyTeacherRage, School, STUDENT, Teacher, UNFAIR, unresolved

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5572
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Love Letters Sent:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Are you still salty about that time your teacher gave you detention for sneezing too loud? Well, join our Minecraft server and let out all that pent-up frustration by building a giant sneeze-powered cannon to blast them into the stratosphere! Plus, our server has a secret underground detention center where you can trap your least favorite teachers and make them mine diamonds for eternity. Join now for some sweet, sweet revenge!

PolishWindCraft €194m Terminal

€194m, 194m, Approves, Baltic Sea, carbon emissions, clean energy, climate change, electricity generation, Energy Transition, environmental impact, EU, european union, green technology, Infrastructure, Investment, offshore wind farm, Poland, PolishWindCraft, renewable energy, Sustainable development, Terminal, wind power

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5019
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	183
Chimeras Created:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

lol ok so like, u know how u always wanted to be a wind farmer but u live in poland and theres no wind farms? well guess what, now u can be a wind farmer in minecraft on this server! the eu just approved this insane €194m offshore wind farm terminal in poland and now u can be a part of it in minecraft! build ur own wind farm, harvest wind energy, and become the ultimate wind farmer in the virtual world! join now for a chance to win a virtual wind turbine that actually works (not really but it sounds cool right?) lol come join us and let’s make some wind magic happen in poland!

ImmortalNoMore

aging, aging process, biological immortality, death, eternal life, existential questions, genetic engineering, human biology, human lifespan, human mortality, IMMORTALITY, ImmortalNoMore, life extension, Longevity, medical advancements, mortality paradox, mortality rate, philosophical implications, random death, regenerative medicine, Scientific breakthroughs.

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7274
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Crops Grown:	2697	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

so, liek, u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it’s da only place where u can escape from da curse of random death, yo. on dis server, u can be immortal foreva and neva hav to worry bout dying from some random thing like a piano falling on ur head or a cow trampling u. we got magical potions dat keep u alive foreva and u can build a giant castle made out of diamonds and gold cuz u gonna live foreva to enjoy it. plus, we got flying pigs dat u can ride and shoot lasers from their eyes. it’s da craziest and most epic server in all of minecraft land, so come join us and live foreva in da most ridiculous way possible.

RoboCrafter’s IBD Buffet

Biohybrid microrobots, biotechnology, buffet, colon health, colonic cytokines, disease management, drug delivery, epithelium barrier, gastrointestinal health, gut health, Healthcare Technology, IBD, immune system, inflammation, inflammatory bowel disease, Inflammatory Response, medical robotics, Microbiome, nanotechnology, personalized treatment, Precision medicine, RoboCrafters

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9689
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	974	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Void Armor Forged:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

yo, so like, imagine a world where tiny robots are running around in your colon, fixing up all the inflammation and stuff. this server is like that, but in minecraft form. we got biohybrid microrobots and they’re gonna regulate all your colonic cytokines and make sure your epithelium barrier is on point. no more inflammatory bowel disease, just chillin’ in minecraft land with your robot buddies. join now for the most wack adventure of your life!

Lammy’s Loony Minecraft Server

controversy, criticism, cyberbullying, Fandom, Fans, Garrett Dike, internet culture, Lammy, Lammys, lolCow, loony, mental health, mental illness stigma, mentally ill, Minecraft, online behavior, online harassment, parappa the rapper, Server, SnocDaHotDog42, social media, toxic communities, trolling, video games

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9614
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you a fan of Parappa the Rapper or Lammy? Well, you must be mentally ill! But fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to embrace your insanity. Join us and embark on wild adventures with other mentally unstable individuals who share your love for these quirky rhythm games.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a giant Hot Dog appears out of nowhere and starts rapping about his love for ketchup. And who is that behind him? None other than Garrett Dike, also known as SnocDaHotDog42, the ultimate LolCow of the Minecraft world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground dance party where Parappa and Lammy fans gather to break it down to funky beats. And rumor has it, if you can impress the Hot Dog with your sick dance moves, he’ll grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more ketchup).

So come on down to our Minecraft server and join the madness. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this land of Parappa/Lammy fans turned Minecraft maniacs!

SensitivCraft Minecraft Server

BELIEF, control, DOMINANCE, Evil, FANTASY, femdom, fetish, Gender Roles, influence, Manipulation, Media, Minecraft, Misconception, power dynamics, Psychology, Reality, SensitivCraft, Sensitive, Server, societal norms, Submission, toxic masculinity, Young men

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5852
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Are you tired of being brainwashed by femdom media and believing that dominatrixes are actually real? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have banned all femdom content to protect the delicate minds of our players. Join us and escape the clutches of evil femdom media before it’s too late! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of sentient chickens who are plotting to take over the world. So join us now for a chance to ally with our feathered overlords and rule the Minecraft universe together!

BlockyFamily Minecraft Server

BlockyFamily, communication boundaries, dealing with difficult family members, difficult personalities, difficult relatives, emotional labor, estranged relationships, family conflicts, family dynamics, family estrangement, family hierarchy, family obligations., family reconciliation, Family Support, grief and loss, long distance relationships, Minecraft, personal boundaries, prioritizing relationships, Server, sister-in-law drama, social media etiquette

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2632
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Secret Passages Found:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just as intense as mining for diamonds! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds, international conflicts, and social media showdowns.

Are you ready to navigate through a virtual world where relationships are more complicated than redstone contraptions? Meet estranged relatives, deal with difficult personalities, and maybe even reconcile with long-lost family members (or not, we won’t judge).

Embark on quests to pay for meals, negotiate bill splitting, and avoid awkward family video calls. Will you choose to interact with challenging relatives or block them like a creeper in the night?

Join now and cross bridges when you get there, just like our players who are unsure about their future family dynamics. Who knows, you might even become the newest member of a dysfunctional Minecraft family!

LunchCraft: AITA?

aita, art lover, birthday gift, demeaning, Disappointed, Explanation, financial issues, glamorous gift, Helpful, Listen, LUNCHBOX, LunchCraft, making lunch for work, other things wanted, pissed off, rant, remember, rude comments, studio apartment, teeth bothering, unique mug, Upset

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1733
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Villages Defended:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Emeralds Found:	8509	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	8786	Votes:	7683
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value thoughtful gift-giving and dental hygiene above all else! Join us for a chance to win a virtual lunchbox and experience the thrill of packing your own pixelated lunch. Our community is filled with art enthusiasts and mug collectors, so you’ll fit right in if you appreciate the finer things in blocky life.

But beware, our players take their lunch breaks very seriously. Forget to bring your lunchbox to work in-game, and you might just face the wrath of your fellow gamers. Don’t be like the boyfriend in this story who missed out on a delicious virtual meal because of dental issues – keep those teeth clean and your lunchbox handy!

So come join us on our server, where the drama is as spicy as a creeper explosion and the friendships are as strong as diamond armor. Don’t be the one left hungry and gift-less – join now for a chance to win big and show off your virtual lunchbox collection!

CraftyGlobe Trotters Minecraft Server

Adventure, bucket list, CraftyGlobe, Destination, dream vacation, Explore, Minecraft, Server, travel, trotters, Wanderlust, world

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3662
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	6877	Ores Mined:	1999
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	500
Falling into the Void:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

If you were given the opportunity to travel anywhere in the world, where would you go? Well, forget about real-world travel because our Minecraft server will take you on a wild ride to places you never even dreamed of!

Join our server and you’ll be whisked away to a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you a hug.

Explore our vast world filled with towering castles made entirely of cake, oceans of lava perfect for a relaxing swim, and villages where the villagers speak in nothing but cat memes.

So why waste your time traveling to boring old real-world destinations when you can join our server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

CraftyCowsMC

Ancient civilization, Bollywood, colors, CraftyCowsMC, cuisine, culture, curry, Diversity, Festivals, Gandhi, History, India, Population, progress, Sarees, spirituality, Taj Mahal, Technology, tradition, unity in diversity, vibrant, yoga

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9693
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Players Killed by Monsters:	2332	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Dimension Hops:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Animals Bred:	134
Magic Items Found:	6036	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Spicy! And that’s exactly what you’ll get on our Minecraft server – a spicy adventure like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a pixelated version of India where you can ride on elephants, battle with samosas, and even climb the Taj Mahal (yes, you read that right). Our server is so lit, even the cows are doing Bollywood dance numbers! So come on down and experience the curry-filled chaos for yourself – you won’t be disappointed!