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MeowCraft: The Cheesy Cat Server

(Domestic), adorable, animal, Breed, Can I haz cheeseburger, cat, Cheesy, cute, desire, Feline, Fluffy, funny, humor, Humorous, Internet Sensation, long trail, meme, meowcraft, pet, Popular, Server, Want, wish

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6649
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	374	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Magic Items Found:	1350

Are you tired of boring old cats in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have the exclusive “Can I haz cheeseburger” cat breed! These cats are not only cute as fuck, but they also have a special ability to summon cheeseburgers out of thin air! Imagine having a pet that can satisfy your hunger cravings at any time. Join our server now and adopt one of these amazing feline friends. Who needs diamonds when you have a cheeseburger cat by your side?

Voxel Update – Daily Source 1.21.4

1.21.4, Amanogawa Shiina, CHAO5CHOOL, chuuba world, Daily, Dexter, FanFans Cafe, HoloExpo, holofes, hololive, Hololive Gamers, Inislein, Kitashirakawa Kakapo, NijiFES, Nijisanji, Odette Mori, Ophelia Briar, Peter Boxy, phase connect, Pipkin Pippa, Sayu Sincro, Socks Vtubing Agency, source, Specialite., update, Voxel, vshojo, Vtuber News

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1936
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7442
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Gods Slained:	2

Yo, welcome to this cray cray Minecraft server where we spill all the tea on the chuuba world! We got Hololive exclusives dropping like hot potatoes, like a new server launching 2/3. Plus, Omaru Polka droppin’ an MV for her bday on 1/30, and Gawr Gura servin’ looks in a new outfit.

But wait, there’s more! Hakos Baelz covering “Weight of the World”, Holo indie droppin’ a horror game, and Hoshimachi Suisei on NHK’s “Music Line” radio show. We even got energy drinks, collabs, and new outfits galore!

Join this server if you wanna stay woke on all the chuuba happenings and be part of the madness. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be more lost than a chicken in a minefield. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

NoKidsNoCreepers

after school, ANNOYED, Boundaries, Communication, different opinions, distractions, family dynamics, high school, house rules, INDEPENDENCE, legal custody, niece and nephew, NoKidsNoCreepers, OFFENDED, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Routine, Safety, supervision, unsupervised

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4314
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166	Animals Bred:	116
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Emeralds Found:	7227
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value independence and responsibility! Join us for some epic adventures and crazy builds, but beware of unsupervised kids causing chaos in our virtual world.

Looking for a server where kids can roam freely and learn valuable life lessons? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for your child to gain independence and grow into a responsible player.

But wait, there’s more! We have a strict no-unsupervised-kids policy, just like in real life. Say goodbye to friends causing mayhem and hello to a safe and structured gaming environment.

Join now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just make sure your niece and nephew don’t sneak in when you’re not looking – those little troublemakers are always up to no good!

PhonelessGamer Minecraft SMP

10. Wasting time on phones, 11. Pointless phone activities, 12. Phone dependency, 13. FOMO on social media, 14. Constant phone checking, 15. Incessant phone notifications, 16. Time-wasting apps, 17. Unproductive phone use, 18. Virtual reality disconnect, 19. Lack of real-life interactions, 2. Social media obsession, 20. Detrimental effects of excessive phone use., 3. Excessive screen time, 4. Mindless scrolling, 5. Digital distractions, 6. Smartphone addiction, 7. Technology overuse, 8. Mobile phone habits, 9. Unnecessary phone usage, Minecraft, phone addiction, PhonelessGamer, smp

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2884
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Buildings Constructed:	48
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like the coolest server ever, like seriously bro. We got llamas that can fly and pigs that wear top hats, it’s wild! And the best part is, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate so you can eat them while you mine.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where all the mobs come to dance. And our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline so you can bounce around while you fight. Plus, our admins are all trained ninjas so they can help you out if you get stuck in a tree or something.

So like, why use your phone for boring stuff when you could be joining this totally rad Minecraft SMP? Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.

CraftyCreeperz

categorization Dichotomous, characteristics Social commentary, comparison Quirky, comparisons Humorous, CraftyCreeperz, differences Binary, funny Opposites, humor Categorization, humor Contrasts, humor Dichotomous, humor Funny, humor Observations, humor Stereotypes, individuals Personalities, observations Generalizations, outlook Dichotomies, personalities Humor, Perspectives, perspectives Satire, perspectives Satirical, stereotypes Dichotomy, Two kinds of people

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5762
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Are you the kind of person who builds majestic castles with secret underground lairs, or are you the kind of person who creates elaborate traps to prank unsuspecting players? Well, on our Minecraft server, there are two kinds of people: those who dare to join and those who miss out on all the epic adventures!

Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you prefer to challenge the server owner to a dance-off in the middle of a lava pit – anything goes on our crazy server!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of a community where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional creeper explosion.

CraftyCanuckz

Canada, Canadian economy, CraftyCanuckz, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, Government, international relations, justin trudeau, North America, Politics, protectionism, response, Tariffs, tough times, trade agreements, trade war, trudeau, Warning

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6525
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Star Shards Collected:	93	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Dimension Hops:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro. like, we got so much cool stuff goin’ on, you won’t even believe it. like, we got pigs flyin’ around, bro. not even kiddin’. and the creepers? oh man, they do the macarena before they blow up. it’s hilarious.

and, like, if you join this server, you’ll be protected from tariffs. yeah, you heard me right. no tariffs in this server, bro. trudeau himself said so. so, like, come join us and live the high life without worryin’ ’bout tough times. it’s gonna be a blast, bro. trust me.

JokeCraft: Laughter is Contagious

comedian, comedy, Contagious, Entertainment, funny, humor, humor writing, Humorist, humorist life, humorist musings, humorist quotes, humorist sayings, JOKE, JokeCraft, Laughter, one liner, pun, sarcasm, satire, stand up, WIT

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9088
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	97
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the place for u! our server is so crazy, it makes herobrine look like a cuddly kitten! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers! u never know what u’ll find around the corner!

join us and u can ride a llama into battle, build a house out of diamonds, and even have a pet dragon! our server is so wild, even the ender dragon is scared to come near us!

come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about our server! but be warned, once u join, u may never want to leave! so what are u waiting for? come join us now and let the madness begin!

Depressed Blocks: Hot Climate Edition

blocks, climate, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, climate science, Depressed, depression risk, depressive symptoms, Edition, environmental impact, global warming, hot, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, psychological effects, public health, research, rising temperatures, study, temperature increase, young adults

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2059
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5457	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

are you feeling down in the dumps? well, have we got the server for you! our minecraft server is so hot right now, it’ll make you forget all about your depression. with every 1°C increase in temperature, your chances of feeling sad decrease by 13%. that’s right, we’ve got the cure for the blues and it’s called our server.

join us and watch as your worries melt away like snow in the summer. our community is so warm and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re basking in the glow of a thousand suns. and for adults between 19 and 40, the effects are even more amazing. your chances of feeling down decrease by a whopping 14%.

so come on over to our server and let the rising temperatures lift your spirits. who needs therapy when you’ve got minecraft? join us now and say goodbye to depression forever!

Banana Sandwich

#addons, 1.21.4, armor stand, banana, collaboration, Community, Diamond, Discord, Economy, Events, Invisible item frames, Minecraft, Minigames, player heads, sandwich, Server, smp, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelisted

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6524
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Emeralds Found:	3561
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5676
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

🌴 Server Highlights:	Running the latest Minecraft 1.21.4 with carefully selected quality-of-life addons
	Organic diamond-based economy that rewards creativity and effort
	Active, mature community (mostly early 20s) that loves to collaborate and chat
	Proximity Voice Chat: Fun and interactive community

🛠️ Quality-of-Life Features:	Player heads for unique decorating
	Armor stand editor for creative displays
	Invisible item frames for clean builds

🤝 Community Focus:	Regular community events and minigames
	Helpful, welcoming players who love to collaborate
	Drama-free environment with simple, common-sense rules
	Voice chat hangouts that will get even better with proximity chat!

👋 Ready to Join? Connect with Plooop on Discord or join our server: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4

Whether you’re a seasoned builder or just starting out, you’ll find your place here. Come be part of our story and experience the future of SMP gameplay with our upcoming proximity chat!

Note: Server is whitelisted to maintain our amazing community vibes 📝

Forgotten Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, Forgotten, forgotten discussions, ignored subjects, marginalized topics, neglected conversations, overlooked issues, rarely highlighted issues, rarely mentioned matters, Realms, seldom addressed subjects, unacknowledged matters, underdiscussed topics, underrepresented viewpoints, undervalued themes, unheard perspectives, unspoken concerns

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3372
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Buildings Constructed:	37
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Farms Harvested:	188	Gods Slained:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9714	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Votes:	4846	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual party on steroids! We got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill and more creepers than a haunted house on Halloween night.

I’m telling you, this server is the bomb dot com, like seriously, it’s so lit that even the Ender Dragon is shaking in its boots.

And get this, our PvP battles are more intense than a rap battle between Eminem and Machine Gun Kelly. You’ll be slaying zombies and building epic structures like a boss in no time.

Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper, oh man”.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the Minecraft server of your wildest dreams. Trust me, you won’t regret it… unless you’re a noob, then you might regret it a little bit.

WeddingCraft: Greedy&Rude

budgeting, Communication, compromise, Cultural differences, Decision making, emotional stress, family dynamics, family expectations, financial responsibility, Financial Stability, future planning, GreedyRude, guest list, Prioritizing, relationship dynamics, venue selection, wedding budget, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding planning, wedding traditions, WeddingCraft

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	671
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Villages Defended:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Magic Items Found:	6063	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wedding-themed adventure like no other!

Picture this: you’re a wealthy bride-to-be, planning your dream wedding with a budget of $120K. But wait, there’s a twist! Your fiancé accuses you of being greedy and rude for wanting to save some of the money for future children. Drama, tears, and accusations fly as you navigate through the stress of wedding planning.

Choose from unique wedding venues like an old library that only seats 180 guests, or a grand European destination that will blow your budget sky-high. Will you stick to your fiscally responsible ways, or give in to your fiancé’s lavish dreams of a big, extravagant wedding?

Join now for a wedding experience that will have you questioning your decisions and wondering if you’re the AH in this crazy Minecraft world!