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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 8511 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 34 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
Reasons to join our server: 1. No postpartum-induced rants from your sister, guaranteed! 2. Free rent and car payments from a virtual mom who actually cares about you. 3. No more choosing between graduation and a baby delivery room – you can do both on our server!
So come on over and build your way to a drama-free life in our Minecraft world. Who needs real family when you have a virtual one waiting for you?