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| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 6393 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 197 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 30 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 55 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that is like totally insane and wild? well, this server is like the craziest of them all. we got pigs flying, cows dancing, and creepers doing the macarena.
but wait, there’s more! we have secret underground tunnels that lead to a hidden treasure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and gold. and guess what? the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. yeah, you heard me right, a giant chicken with laser eyes.
oh, and did i mention that our server is run by a group of llamas who are secretly plotting to take over the world? yeah, they wear tiny top hats and monocles, it’s pretty hilarious.
so come join us on this epic adventure and see for yourself why this server is the absolute best. plus, we have free cake every friday. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?
