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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 2664 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 21 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 195 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 80 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest diamonds and emeralds. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a chest full of enchanted golden apples.
oh, and did i mention our custom mini-games? we have spleef tournaments where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. and our parkour course is so insane, it’ll make you question your sanity.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life. plus, we don’t charge for hospital parking. because that’s just emotional blackmail, amirite?