join our server and you too can experience the thrill of moth-like attraction to the fiery pits of minecraft! we promise you won’t actually catch on fire like those silly moths, but you will catch on to the addictive gameplay and endless possibilities of our server!
imagine riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu made of diamonds, only to land in a pool of jello that bounces you back up to the top of the cliff for round two! that’s the kind of insanity you can expect on our server.
we’ve got unicorns that fart rainbows, zombies that breakdance instead of attack, and villagers that speak in nothing but dad jokes. who wouldn’t want to be a part of this magical world?
so come on down to our server and let your inner moth be drawn to the brightest, most entertaining flame you’ll ever experience in minecraft!
Planet Minecraft requires that I enter words into the description of the server. Apparently these banners filled with beautiful images and luscious paragraphs were just not enough. Personally I think that’s a bit ridiculous considering actions speak louder than words, y’know? Like, my gigantic screenshots with shaders of our Gallifrey citadel are more impressive than me typing “We’ve got Gallifrey, and we’ve got… uhhh… we’ve got Daleks..”