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GobbleCraft: Where IQs are higher than turkeys

87, 89, Abilities, Analysis, average IQ, capacity, Cognitive, comparison, data, Decline, Decrease, DROPPED, GobbleCraft, higher, intelligence, IQs, Measurement, Mental, Population, statistics, study, trend, turkey, Turkeys

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5453
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Emeralds Found:	2399
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, you ever heard of a Minecraft server so lit that it actually makes turkeys smarter? Well, our server is so 🔥🔥 that the average IQ of Turkey has dropped from 89 to 87 just from playing on it! 🦃🧠

Join us for some epic adventures and mind-blowing challenges that will have you questioning reality. Our server is like a virtual rollercoaster ride, except instead of loops and drops, you’ll be facing off against zombie pigmen and building epic castles with your friends.

So why wait? Come join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the web. Who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock the secret to turkey intelligence while you’re at it! 🤪🦃🎮

Creepers R Us: ‘There, he said it’

1. There, 10. straightforwardness, 11. assertiveness, 12. expression, 13. declaration, 14. statement, 15. conversation, 16. dialogue, 17. interpretation, 18. perception, 19. Understanding, 2. he said it, 20. perspective., 3. Stop spinning, 4. narratives, 5. communication, 6. honesty, 7. clarity, 8. directness, 9. truthfulness, CREEPERS

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2590
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	290
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Astral Projections Made:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Emeralds Found:	1154
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, STOP spinning your own narratives and join our server for a wild ride like no other!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden diamond castle guarded by llamas in tuxedos. Legend has it that whoever finds this castle will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden carrots for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret disco party where players can dance the night away with creeper DJs spinning the hottest tunes. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies through the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

KraftyKino: Level Up Your LOLs!

cinematic experience, cinematic journey, film analysis, film appreciation, film buffs, film critique, film culture, film discussion, film enthusiasts, film experience, film studies, film theory, higher order kino, immersive cinema, kino experience, KraftyKino, LEVEL, lols, movie lovers, movie magic, next level kino, ready for kino, Visual Storytelling

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1618
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4756
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Are you ready for a Minecraft server experience that will blow your mind and take you to a whole new level of fun?

Join our server and prepare for epic adventures that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Our world is filled with ridiculously awesome builds, crazy mini-games, and insane challenges that will test your skills to the max.

But that’s not all – we also have unicorns roaming the land, dragons guarding hidden treasures, and aliens dropping in from outer space to join the fun. You never know what weird and wonderful surprises await you around every corner.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Pixel Pals: Where Palestine Doesn’t Exist!

#youtube, AMERICANS, Anons, banned, Bible verses, channel, Christ haters, controversy, discussion, doesnt, exalt Israel, Exist, false Christian, frens, Jews, Misinformation, misinformed, palestine, PALS, PIXEL, synagogue of Satan, unwavering support, Video

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7381
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Magic Items Found:	2848

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world! Join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have NO SUCH THING AS PALESTINE!!! That’s right, you heard it here first folks! We don’t follow the rules of reality, we make our own rules here.

But wait, there’s more! We have Christ haters, false Christians, and Americans exalting Israel and Jews all in one place! It’s a wild ride, let me tell you. Our server is like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form.

Join now and witness the drama unfold! Who knows, you might even get banned for being “totally lost” like some of our other players. It’s all part of the fun on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

Crafty28 – Building Blocks and Birthday Cake!

adulting, Birthday, blocks, building, Cake, celebration, Crafty28, family, futureplans, growingup, independent, Jobless, livingwithparents, lonely, milestone, nofriends, quarterlife, realitycheck, SelfReflection, Struggling, Support, turning28, unemployed, wizard

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9037
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Enchantments Applied:	237	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Ores Mined:	2753

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the owner is just 2 years away from becoming a wizard! Why should you join? Well, for starters, the owner has no friends, no job, and still lives with their parents. But don’t worry, that just means they have plenty of time to dedicate to making this server the most magical place in all of Minecraft!

Join us now and embark on a journey filled with adventure, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of magic! Who needs a job when you can spend your days building epic structures and battling fierce mobs alongside a soon-to-be wizard?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the owner moves out of their parents’ basement)!

Crafting Cursed Energy: Jujutsu Kaisen Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Battles, Character development, comedy, Crafting, cursed, CURSES, cute, dark fantasy, Demons, ENERGY, FANTASY, friendship, high school, Jujutsu, jujutsu kaisen, Kaisen, Manga, school life, Server, SHONEN, Supernatural powers, teamwork, those little scissors cuts

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5211
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with DIAMONDS and EMERALDS! Legend has it that if you join our server, you too could stumble upon this treasure and become the richest player in all of Minecraft land.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of LLAMA warriors who ride into battle on their trusty steeds, armed with nothing but their wits and their spit attacks. If you’re lucky, you might even be invited to join their ranks and become a legendary LLAMA warrior yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the EPIC adventures, the hidden treasures, and the hilarious antics that await you. And remember, on our server, even the little scissor cuts are CUTE!

Gym Rat’s Minecraft Madness

body positivity, fat shaming, fitness goals, gym, gym behavior, gym bullying, gym confidence, gym culture, gym ego, gym etiquette, gym fashion, gym insecurity, gym intimidation, gym jerk, gym motivation, gym respect, gym self-esteem, gym show-off, madness, Minecraft, Rats, weightlifting, workout routine

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5195
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Votes:	7248
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	215187	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can DESTROY the ego of that gym bro who thinks he’s all that! Join us and show off your gaming skills to put him in his place. Our server is filled with challenges and quests that will make him question his entire existence. Plus, you can build a virtual gym where he can struggle to lift pixelated weights with even worse form. It’s time to teach this gym bro a lesson he’ll never forget!

YeehawCraft – Saddle up with Southern charm & friends

Charm, Dixie, Friends, saddle, Southern, southern accents, southern charm, southern culture, Southern food, southern history, southern hospitality, southern lifestyle, southern music, southern pride, southern slang, southern states, southern traditions, Southern US, YeehawCraft, young thugs

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4255
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Divine Spears Created:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	412
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Young Thugs edition Minecraft server, where chaos reigns and mischief is always afoot!

Join us if you want to ride cows into battle, build castles made entirely of diamonds, and engage in epic water balloon fights with other players.

Our server is home to the legendary Unicorn Army, who ride into battle on rainbow-colored pigs and shoot fireworks from their fingertips.

If you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden disco party cave, where the music never stops and the creepers know how to bust a move.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination!

Crafty Mahjong Vtuber Server – Play with ‘/jong/’

Bad Luck, bakyou, Chinchilla, Crafty, Jong, jong chuubas, jong sources, jong streams, Kaavi’s fortune, Khubie, mahjong, nina, Play, Server, tenhou players, Tileman, tournement, vt/asp, vt/fig, vt/mayo, vt/pcg, vt/wasp, vtjongers, Vtuber, WWYD book

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4510
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2827	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Zombie Dances:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ores Mined:	8340	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where /jong/ died early again Edition! Join us for some outrageous fun and crazy adventures!

Idols like Chinchilla and Nina will serenade you with their beautiful voices as you mine and build your way to victory!

Our bros like Tileman will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server, making sure you never get lost or stuck in a cave!

Don’t forget to check out our Jong chuubas for some epic entertainment! From EN streams to JP streams, we’ve got it all!

And if you’re feeling lucky, take a chance on Kaavi’s fortune! Just don’t eat the tiles or bad luck will come your way!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have! Who knows, you might even run into Tileman himself, even though he’s supposedly dead. Long live the Tileman!

GaymerX: Where Minecraft meets fabulousness!

acceptance, advocacy, Community Building, Diversity, empowerment, equality, fabulousness, Gaming Community, gaming convention, gaming industry, GaymerX, Geek Culture, INCLUSIVE, intersectionality, LGBTQ, LGBTQ+ gamers, meets, Minecraft, queer gamers, representation, social justice, video games, VISIBILITY

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6725
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Enchantments Applied:	186	Alien Abductions:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Their name is literally GaymerX – you can’t make this shit up! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our spawn point is a rainbow unicorn that farts glitter and shoots out diamond blocks! – The mobs are all dressed in drag and drop fabulous loot when you defeat them! – The PvP arena is a giant disco ball where players battle it out to the beat of Lady Gaga’s greatest hits! – Our staff members are all unicorns with rainbow manes and they grant wishes to players who make them laugh! – The Nether is actually a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy and you can ride on marshmallow clouds!

So what are you waiting for? Join GaymerX today and experience the most outrageous and fabulous Minecraft adventures of your life!