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| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 1617 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 292 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
so, like, we got this minecraft server that is, like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got kamala harris campaign telling us how to win, man. and get this, it was by a UK labour strategist, like what even is that, right?
but wait, there’s more. we got secret underground tunnels filled with diamonds and emeralds, like, so many you’ll be swimming in them. and the best part? there’s a pet llama for every player, cuz why not, right?
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, don’t worry. just make sure you bring some marshmallows for roasting.
so, like, join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.
