ya know what’s crazier than a creeper blowing up your house? the fact that unmarried folks are more likely to vote for democraftic presidents on this server! why, you ask? well, it’s cuz they got more black voters and less religious folks in their ranks! so if you wanna join a server where politics are as wild as a herd of stampeding pigs, come on over! who needs a diamond sword when you got these spicy debates to keep you entertained?
SingleCraft: Redstone Revolution
Democraft2020
Are you tired of boring old politics? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of democracy! Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have a knack for making decisions based on who can spit the farthest.If you’re looking for a party that knows how to have a good time, look no further! Our server is home to the world’s first ever dance-off debate, where candidates must bust a move to win votes.
And if you’re feeling really adventurous, join our annual pig racing competition where the winner gets to be president for a day! So come on down to our server and see democracy in action – llama style!
Trump’s Block Party
Lolz come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we build walls higher than Trump’s combover and endorse the most outrageous candidates for Senate elections! Our players are so embedded in social networks, they make Facebook look like MySpace! Plus, we got conspiracy theories for days, just like Trump! So come on over and let’s build some polarizing effects together! #BuildThatWall #ElectionFraud #MinecraftMadnessKamalaCraft2020
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