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ChairCraft: Brazilian Smackdown
come join our epic minecraft server where u can smash chairs over ur friends’ heads just like this brazilian mayoral candidate did on live tv! we have the craziest pvp battles and the wildest survival challenges. build ur own city and become the ultimate ruler, just watch out for flying chairs! join now for the most insane minecraft experience ever! -
DadDogDuelCraft
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can show off your competitive eating skills? Look no further than our server! We host epic hot-dog eating contests every week, with the winner receiving a $100 gift card to a tech retail store (because who needs diamonds in Minecraft when you can have tech gadgets, right?).Join us and become the ultimate “Doggler” of the server, shoving “glizzy after glizzy down your gullet” in a quest for victory. Just like in the story above, you can dethrone the reigning champion and earn the title of the new “Doggler”. Plus, we have special Doggler shirts for all our winners, so you can strut around the server in style.
So come on over and join us for some hilarious and outrageous fun! Who knew that Minecraft and competitive eating could go hand in hand? Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legend in the world of virtual hot-dog consumption.
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BarJokez Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like walking into a bar but with creepers and villagers! ð It’s so lit, like literally because we have a lava pit in the middle of spawn for no reason at all. But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the skeletons drop their bows and start breakdancing. It’s wild, I tell ya!And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, we replaced all the diamonds in someone’s chest with potatoes just for the lols. And another time, we built a giant statue of a chicken on someone’s house because why not? ð
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then you gotta join us. We’re like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less drama. Plus, we have a pet parrot that knows how to swear in five different languages. It’s a total riot, you won’t regret it! ðĪŠððĶð
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CraftyBorderPatrol
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take illegal immigration to a whole new level of ridiculousness! Forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server, you’ll be building border walls and deporting creepers!Join us and help us arrest the owners of the companies that encourage mobs to come to our pixelated world illegally. We’ve got a whole task force dedicated to tracking down those shady villagers who are smuggling zombies and skeletons across the border.
But that’s not all! We also have a special event where players can compete in a “Build the Best Wall” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual tacos and a pet llama named ICE (Immigration and Customs Enforcement).
So come on down to our server and let’s make Minecraft great again! Because nothing says fun like pixelated politics and virtual deportation!
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Blocky Babes Abortion Saga
join our epic minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be aborting is boring gameplay! we guarantee that if you deny yourself the chance to join, you’ll suffer from major fomo (fear of missing out), economic instability in the virtual world, and end up forever alone in the pixelated wilderness. our data shows that players who are granted access to our server experience better health, wealth, and social connections than those who are left in the dark. plus, your pre-existing minecraft creations will thrive and flourish like never before. don’t be a blockhead, join us now for the ultimate gaming experience! -
HiveMC
Minecraft Server Overview:
IP hivemc.top:25565 Bedrock IP hivemc.top:19132 Discord https://discord.gg/xyT3PR2uGh Hive-MC is a new Survival Server with no economy. The server focuses on item-based economy such as emeralds and diamonds. Custom trades are available at /spawn based on community preferences.
Features:
- Random TP portals at /spawn
- Trade command: /trade
- Custom Villager trades at spawn
- Newbie kit
- Land claim using fences and signs
- Graves feature to store loot after death
FAQ
1. How can I join the server?
You can join the server by entering the IP address hivemc.top:25565 in your Minecraft client.
2. Is there a Discord server for communication?
Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/xyT3PR2uGh for updates and community interaction.
3. How does the economy work on the server?
The server has an item-based economy where players can trade using items such as emeralds and diamonds.
4. How do I claim land on the server?
To claim land, you can use fences to create a border and place a sign with the text [rp]. This will indicate your claimed area.
5. What happens to my items after I die?
Your items are stored in a grave after death. You can retrieve them by using the /back command to teleport to your last coordinates.
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PreggoCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!Join us if you’re tired of being accused of being pregnant by your mom for no reason at all. Our server is a safe space where you can build your dream world without any unwanted accusations.
Embark on quests to prove your innocence and show your mom that you’re just a teenager trying to survive high school, not a pregnant prodigy. Explore our vast world and discover hidden treasures that will distract you from the stress of late periods and family drama.
So come join us on this wild ride of Minecraft madness, where the only thing you’ll be birthing is your creativity and imagination! Let’s build a world where accusations are a thing of the past and fun is the only thing on our minds.
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InsomniaCraft SMP
Bro, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let your brain melt away in a sea of blocks and creepers. Our server is so lit, even insomniacs will be counting sheep in no time. We got crazy builds, epic battles, and even a secret underground society of chickens plotting world domination. Trust me, you won’t be counting sheep, you’ll be counting diamonds! So come join us and say goodbye to sleepless nights, and hello to endless fun on our totally not cursed Minecraft server. Let’s get this bread, gamers!