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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 5590 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
We even have a special feature where if someone refuses to listen to you, you can shake the dust off your feet just like Christ advised! And if they still won’t listen, you can treat them like a pagan or a tax collector (but in a virtual way, of course).
So come join us and direct your energy towards those willing to hear the good word of Minecraft! Don’t waste your time on the deaf – unless they’re wearing headphones, then they might just be ignoring you. 😂🙏🏼 #MinecraftMiracles