– Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief or steal. Trust me, you do not want to mess with these llamas.

– Our spawn point is located on a floating island made entirely of diamond blocks. Yes, you read that right. DIAMOND BLOCKS. Who needs a boring old grassy spawn point when you can start off in style?

– Our admin team consists of a group of wizards who can literally make your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Want a house made of cake? Done. Want a pet dragon to ride around on? No problem. These wizards can do it all.

– Rumor has it that there is a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure. But be warned, only the bravest and most skilled players have ever made it out alive.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the insanity for yourself!