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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 2785 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 24 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 18 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 |
Potions Brewed: | 162 | Void Gems Collected: | 14 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 517942 |
One time, Kim Jong Un himself tried to join but got distracted by a creeper and blew up his whole palace! It was so funny, he was like “I demand a rematch!” But we were all like, “Nah, bro, you gotta start from scratch like everyone else!”
Join now and you might even see a North Korean soldier trying to build a nuke out of diamonds or something, it’s wild out here! Plus, our server has the best memes and the dankest jokes, you won’t find that anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!