Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a magical Minecraft server where the cows gave camel milk instead of regular milk. And let me tell you, that camel milk was something special. Not only was it hypoallergenic, but it also protected your gut from harmful enzymes. Can you believe it? Your gut will thank you for joining this server, I promise.
But wait, there’s more! This camel milk also created healthier digestion for all who drank it. Say goodbye to tummy troubles and hello to a happy belly. And get this, camel milk doesn’t contain that pesky milk allergen β-lactoglobulin. So, if you have a β-Lg allergy, this server is the place to be.
So, what are you waiting for? Join this wild and wacky Minecraft server today and experience the magic of camel milk for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Happy crafting, my friends!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Potion of Infinite Luck, which will guarantee you find diamonds every time you mine!
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? It’s always a pleasant surprise to witness such thing in this modern climate. So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!
Join us and embark on a journey with the legendary Ruins Explorer Mita Tamiko as she searches for ancient treasures and battles fierce mobs. Rumor has it she once tamed a Creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of Skeletons – now that’s a sight to see!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest loot you’ll ever find in Minecraft. From diamond-encrusted armor to enchanted weapons that shoot fireballs, you’ll be decked out in gear that will make all the other players green with envy.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the Endermen are busting out their best dance moves to the beat of a jukebox. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the craziest, most epic adventure in Minecraft history. Just be sure to watch out for Mita Tamiko – she’s known to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes!
Join us if you want to learn the importance of responsibility and not throwing tantrums when things don’t go your way. Our server is filled with challenges and obstacles that will test your patience and resilience, just like this daughter had to learn to suck it up and deal with her flip phone.
Don’t worry, we won’t leave you stranded without a phone like this poor girl – but we will make sure you appreciate what you have and learn to make the best of any situation. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our crazy Minecraft world!
Join us for insane adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and escape to a world where anything is possible.
Forget about your troubles and dive into a world where step-sisters fight over wills and ex-boyfriends date their ex’s siblings. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!
So why wait? Join our server today and let the chaos begin. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a drama-filled Minecraft saga that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about family and friendship.
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, battling dragons with your friends, and creating pixelated masterpieces that will make Picasso jealous. Our server is so epic that even Steve himself would be jealous of the fun you’ll have here.
But that’s not all! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that will make you scream louder than a creeper explosion, and a community of players who are as crazy and fun-loving as you are.
So why waste your time scrolling through endless feeds of cat videos when you could be crafting your own epic story on our Minecraft server? Join us now and let the blocky madness begin!
| IP | play.broomstix.net |
|---|---|
| Default Ports | |
| Discord Server | Discord Invite |
| Online In-game map | Map Link |
Yes, the server supports cross-play between Java and Bedrock versions.
Yes, the server offers custom enchantments, free fly in the overworld on Sundays, protection stones for land claiming, and more.
No, griefing is not allowed on this server.
Yes, there is an exclusive main PvP arena with keep inventory.
Join us and embark on epic quests to find hidden treasures scattered throughout our custom-built worlds. From secret underground lairs filled with diamonds to mystical floating islands with rare loot, the possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the ultimate treasure hunter?
So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your senses, and get ready for a wild ride on our server. Who knows what hidden wonders await you? Join now and let the adventure begin!