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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 4884 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 30 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
Join us and you’ll be greeted with the warmest “老铁” from strangers, because why use regular greetings when you can sound like a cool ninja warrior instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of silliness.