calories – Page 2 – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Pika Chow: Calorie-Packed Power Source

#pikachu, adorable, Anime, CaloriePacked, calories, Chow, cute, electric type, electricity, ENERGY, energy consumption, fictional animal, fictional creature, Gaming, long tail tag, Mouse, pika, pokemon, popular character, power, source, THUNDERBOLT, video game character, Yellow

join our server for epic fun and craziness like pikachu on steroids! we got creepers that dance the macarena and zombies that breakdance to thriller! our diamonds are so sparkly, they blind you like a disco ball!

we have a secret underground city where villagers ride pigs and chickens wear sunglasses. our nether is like a rave party with lava pits and glowstone disco lights!

come join us and build a giant taco castle or a rollercoaster that goes through a rainbow! our moderators are unicorns that grant wishes and our admins are wizards that can turn you into a flying pig!

so come on down to our server and let’s make minecraft great again! because why not? pikachu probably eats millions of calories to make that much electricity.

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FitCraft: Mansplain Edition

abs, body composition, body fat, body image, calories, Credentials, dieting, Edition, FitCraft, FITNESS, fitness industry, health, impossible standards, Mansplain, mansplained, mansplaining, nutrition, Unhealthy, unrealistic expectations, weight loss, wellness, Women’s Health

Are you tired of people bragging about their unrealistic body goals on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to escape the madness!

Join us and you’ll meet players who claim to have 5% body fat from only eating 500 calories a day for years! That’s right, we have the most dedicated and delusional players around. Who needs visible abs when you can have impossible standards instead?

And if anyone tries to mansplain the facts to you, just tell them you know your body better than anyone else! So come on over to our server and leave reality at the door – because here, the crazier the claim, the better!

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CheeseCraft: All the fun without the calories! Survival, skyblock, prison, and more! No toxicity, just cheese!

bedrock, Beta, Builder, calories, changes, Cheating, Cheese, CheeseCraft, Combat, Community, competitive, console, Development, Discord, Economy, Fun, java, Mods, Network, playtest, Plugin, Prison, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Toxicity, update, Uptime

Minecraft Server Overview

Main Points	Provide a variety of feature-rich modes Strict prevention of all forms of cheating Friendly community
Server IP	play.buddercraft.net

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are mods allowed on the server?	No, mods are not allowed except for Badlion Client with specified mods.
What happens if I cheat on the server?	Any form of cheating will result in an unpardonable ban.
Is joining the Discord server required?	Joining the Discord server is not required but highly recommended for updates and feedback.

IntermittentFastingFail41

calories, comparison, control group, findings, health, intermittent fasting, IntermittentFastingFail41, lack of weight loss, macronutrients, n=41, nutrition, Obese adults, obesity, overweight adults, participants, randomized trial, research, Results, similar diets, study, weight loss

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this cray cray minecraft server and you magically lose weight just by playing. like, you don’t even have to do anything special, just play minecraft and BAM, you’re shedding those pounds like nobody’s business. it’s like a weight loss program but way more fun cuz you’re building stuff and fighting zombies and stuff. trust me, it’s like, science or something. join now and watch the pounds melt away while you craft and mine your way to a healthier you. n=41, that’s like, a lot of people, so you know it’s legit. come join us and get fit while having a blast in the blocky world of minecraft.

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UlcerCraft: Eat Your Own Calories!

calories, diet, digestive disorder, Digestive health, digestive system, Eat, gastrointestinal, health, internal bleeding, medical condition, nutrition, stomach, stomach acid, stomach health, stomach lining, stomach pain, stomach ulcer, Ulcer, ulcer prevention, ulcer symptoms, ulcer treatment, UlcerCraft

come join our epic minecraft server where the cows wear sunglasses and the creepers dance to disco music. we have a secret underground base where the chickens rule with an iron fist. you can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbows out of your butt.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that will do your bidding. our server is so lit, you’d get calories from your own stomach if you developed an ulcer.

so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s conquer the pixelated world together!

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Suzume’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Anime, BLOCK, calories, Characters, Children Who Chase Lost Voices, consensus, Empty, films, imaginative plot, Journey to Agartha, Makoto Shinkai, Minecraft, Party, peaked.., Server, set pieces, Story, substance-less, suzume, Suzumes, tasty meal, TV, Visuals, your name, zero protein

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as visually stunning as a Makoto Shinkai film, but with more substance than a tasty meal full of empty calories? Look no further! Our server is like the Your Name of Minecraft servers – a true masterpiece.

Join us for epic adventures, imaginative plots, and characters that will make you feel like you’re on a journey to Agartha (but without all the lost voices). Don’t settle for anything less than the best – join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

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FoodCraft: Where you can finally enjoy virtual food without the calories! #nomnom

Adventure, calories, Childhood, different, Enjoy, enjoyment, Entertainment, Experience, Finally, Food, FoodCraft, Fun, Game, Gaming, genre, Music, Mystery, new, nomnom, Nostalgia, puzzle, spy fox 3, tapioca pudding, taste buds, try something, virtual

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the usual gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will change your life in ways you never thought possible!

Join us and you’ll find yourself eating tapioca pudding like never before, all thanks to a wild adventure in Spy Fox 3 that opened your eyes to the wonders of this delicious treat.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away to the grooviest tunes, all while battling creepers and zombies in the ultimate dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

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BlockPartyCraft2022

blocking third, BlockPartyCraft2022, cabinet, Coalition, compromise, Crisis, Formation, Government, hezbollah, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, opposition, Parliament, Political, political deadlock, power sharing, prime minister, Saad Hariri, sectarianism, Stability, veto

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. We got llamas riding pigs, creepers doing the cha-cha slide, and villagers selling enchanted diamond pickaxes for, like, two emeralds. It’s wild, I tell ya.

And get this, the other day, we had a zombie apocalypse event where all the players had to team up to defend the village from waves of zombies. It was intense, bro. We had players using potions, building giant fortresses, and even riding on the backs of Ender Dragons to take down the boss zombie.

But wait, there’s more. We also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away with skeletons and witches. And every full moon, we hold a werewolf transformation party where players can turn into werewolves and hunt down unsuspecting mobs.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world, come join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cake at spawn. Who can say no to free cake, am I right?

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Fish Suffocates Dehydration

Animal Behavior, animal care, animal health, animal physiology, animal welfare, AQUARIUM, aquatic ecosystems, aquatic habitat, aquatic life, aquatic survival, dehydration, environmental impact, Fish, fish tank, marine animals, Marine Biology, oxygen, respiratory system, suffocate, suffocates, Water

so, like, have u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the fish don’t suffocate? well, on this server, fish don’t just suffocate, they also die of dehydration! it’s like a double whammy for those poor fishies. but don’t worry, we have a special fish hydration station where they can get their drink on. join us and save the fish from their tragic fate! also, did i mention there’s a secret underground disco party for all the creepers? they love to boogie down when no one’s watching. so come join us for a wild time and help us keep those fish hydrated!

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LegendsCraft

Boss Battles, Committed Staff, Community, Custom Features, Discord, Enchantments, epic builds, forge your legend, grief-free, intense pvp, Ip:, LegendsCraft, Player Economy, player feedback, player-driven economy, rare items, Safe Gameplay, smp, Survival, Themed crates, thrilling events, Vibrant Community

Server Name	LegendsCraft – Where Legends Rise!
Server Type	Semi-Vanilla SMP
Version	1.21.1
Features	Custom perks, player-driven economy, community events, PvP battles, grief-free gameplay
IP/Discord	play.legendscraft.net / Join Our Community

FAQ – LegendsCraft Minecraft Server

Q: Is LegendsCraft a vanilla Minecraft server?

A: LegendsCraft is a semi-vanilla server that merges classic vanilla charm with unique custom features.

Q: What makes LegendsCraft unique?

A: LegendsCraft stands out with its vibrant community, custom perks, player-driven economy, epic builds, intense PvP battles, and safe, grief-free gameplay.

Q: Are there custom features on LegendsCraft?

A: Yes, LegendsCraft offers unique enchantments, themed crates, and rare items to enhance survival gameplay while maintaining an authentic vanilla experience.

Q: How can I participate in events on LegendsCraft?

A: You can join MapArt contests, community projects, seasonal events, and PvP competitions to showcase your creativity and skills.

Q: Is griefing allowed on LegendsCraft?

A: No, LegendsCraft has advanced anti-grief measures and custom protections in place to ensure safe and grief-free gameplay for all players.

Q: How can I provide feedback to the LegendsCraft team?

A: You can join the LegendsCraft Discord community and share your ideas and suggestions with the staff and other players to help shape the future of the server.

Q: How can I start playing on LegendsCraft?

A: Simply join the server using the IP play.legendscraft.net and get ready to embark on your epic journey and start writing your legend in the world of LegendsCraft!

Cap Comedian’s MAGA Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, America First, CAP, comedian, comedians, comedy club, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, crowd favorite, Entertainment, funny, Land, Laughter, live performance, MAGA, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, Patriotic, political commentary, political humor, Red Hat, satire, stand up comedy, Trump supporter

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow of crazy fun!

We got more laughs than a stand-up comedy show, and you’ll be rolling on the floor laughing your blocky butt off!

Imagine building a MAGA cap on your character and strutting around like the funniest comedian in the game.

It’s like a party in your computer screen, and everyone’s invited to join the madness!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine some hilarious moments on this wacky Minecraft server!

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MommaMinedMySSD

Allowance, autism, disability rights, family dynamics, financial abuse, financial autonomy, financial control, financial empowerment, financial independence, financial management, financial support, INDEPENDENCE, MommaMinedMySSD, Mother, payee, personal finance, RESPONSIBILITY, social security, social security benefits, WIBTA, withholding money

Are you tired of your mom treating your social security money like her own personal piggy bank? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where YOU are in control of your finances! No more begging for your own money, just endless opportunities to build and thrive in a world where the only limit is your imagination.

On our server, you can build a virtual empire and show your mom who’s boss by amassing all the virtual wealth you desire. No more measly $20-40 handouts, it’s time to take charge and claim what’s rightfully yours!

So come join us on our server and say goodbye to financial tyranny. Take back control of your life and your money in a world where the only thing standing in your way is a pesky creeper or two. Join now and start your journey to financial freedom…in Minecraft!

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CelebCraft: Griefer’s Paradise

Accountability, Behavior, cancel culture, CelebCraft, Celebrity, consequences, controversy, criticism, double standards, Fame, Griefers, Hollywood, Justice, misconduct, Paradise, Privilege, Problematic, public image, repercussions.., scandal, scrutiny, social media, Unethical

Are you tired of hearing about celebrities getting away with their terrible actions? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can finally take matters into your own hands! Join us and unleash your inner vigilante as you seek justice against the most notorious celebrity wrongdoers. From building elaborate traps to staging epic battles, the possibilities are endless on our server. So come on in and show those misbehaving celebs who’s boss!

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TehranCraft: Supreme Leader’s Server

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic talks, foreign policy, Hamas, Hamas officials, hostage negotiation, hostage release, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Israeli hostages, Leaders, MIDDLE EAST, peace negotiations, Politics, regional stability, released, Server, SUPREME, supreme leader, Tehran, Tehran meeting, TehranCraft

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Iran’s Supreme Leader hosting Hamas officials in Tehran while releasing Israeli hostages level of intense. We got mobs that are as wild as a pack of llamas on a sugar rush and PvP battles that will make you question your sanity. Plus, our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a block of TNT. So come on and join the fun, cuz this server is lit like a nether portal on fire!

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Nation-States

building, Casual, claiming system, Crossplatform, Diplomacy, Discord, Factions, Interaction, Ip:, Join, Limited Map, multiplayer, nationstates, PvP, Server, smp, Survival, Systems, Towny claiming, Trade, War

Nation-States Overview
Nation-States is a recently released 1.21+ crossplatform survival multiplayer server that encourages diplomacy, trade, war, and interaction. The map is approximately 4k by 4k, running on the towny claiming system. The server caters to both casual building players and those seeking PvP action. Come join us in Nation-States! IP: 104.234.139.45:25583 Discord: https://discord.gg/5ayUJkv8tS

Nation-States Overview

Nation-States is a recently released 1.21+ crossplatform survival multiplayer server that encourages diplomacy, trade, war, and interaction. The map is approximately 4k by 4k, running on the towny claiming system. The server caters to both casual building players and those seeking PvP action.

Come join us in Nation-States!

IP: 104.234.139.45:25583

Discord: https://discord.gg/5ayUJkv8tS

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is Nation-States a PvP-focused server?	Nation-States caters to both casual building players and those seeking PvP action. There are systems in place for PvP gameplay.
What claiming system does Nation-States use?	Nation-States uses the towny claiming system.
Is Nation-States cross-platform?	Yes, Nation-States is a 1.21+ cross-platform server.
How can I join Nation-States?	You can join Nation-States by connecting to the IP address: 104.234.139.45:25583
Is there a Discord server for Nation-States?	Yes, you can join the Nation-States Discord server at: https://discord.gg/5ayUJkv8tS

Pixel Peak 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult humor, animated series, becomes, brian griffin, comedy, Dysfunctional family, Family Guy, Flip, flips, Lois Griffin, long-running series, Meg Griffin, peak, peter Griffin, PIXEL, pop culture, Quahog, Rhode Island, satire, Seth MacFarlane, stewie griffin, Television Show

Yo, bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server where you can flip like a pro and become the next Family Guy character!

I mean, who wouldn’t want to be Peter Griffin in block form, am I right?

Join us for the most hilarious and chaotic gameplay you’ve ever experienced in your life!

We’ve got memes, we’ve got explosions, we’ve got chickens wearing top hats – it’s a total madhouse and you won’t want to miss out!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to laugh your way through the craziest server in the Minecraft universe!

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BabyDaddyNoShowLOL

BabyDaddyNoShowLOL, BETRAYAL, Birth, Cheating, Childbirth, Choice, concern, decision, delivery room, ex, Father, health, Heart beat, regret, regretful, Resentment, selfish, stress, texts

Are you tired of dealing with ex drama and betrayal? Join our Minecraft server for a fresh start and leave all that negativity behind! Our server is filled with virtual adventures and excitement that will make you forget all about your ex’s cheating ways. Plus, our community is so supportive that you’ll never have to worry about feeling alone or stressed out again.

Come join us and let’s build a new world together, one block at a time. Who needs a cheating ex when you have a whole virtual universe waiting for you to explore? Don’t let regret hold you back, join our server today and start a new chapter in your Minecraft journey!

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