calories – Page 2 – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Pika Chow: Calorie-Packed Power Source

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join our server for epic fun and craziness like pikachu on steroids! we got creepers that dance the macarena and zombies that breakdance to thriller! our diamonds are so sparkly, they blind you like a disco ball!

we have a secret underground city where villagers ride pigs and chickens wear sunglasses. our nether is like a rave party with lava pits and glowstone disco lights!

come join us and build a giant taco castle or a rollercoaster that goes through a rainbow! our moderators are unicorns that grant wishes and our admins are wizards that can turn you into a flying pig!

so come on down to our server and let’s make minecraft great again! because why not? pikachu probably eats millions of calories to make that much electricity.

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FitCraft: Mansplain Edition

abs, body composition, body fat, body image, calories, Credentials, dieting, Edition, FitCraft, FITNESS, fitness industry, health, impossible standards, Mansplain, mansplained, mansplaining, nutrition, Unhealthy, unrealistic expectations, weight loss, wellness, Women’s Health

Are you tired of people bragging about their unrealistic body goals on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to escape the madness!

Join us and you’ll meet players who claim to have 5% body fat from only eating 500 calories a day for years! That’s right, we have the most dedicated and delusional players around. Who needs visible abs when you can have impossible standards instead?

And if anyone tries to mansplain the facts to you, just tell them you know your body better than anyone else! So come on over to our server and leave reality at the door – because here, the crazier the claim, the better!

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CheeseCraft: All the fun without the calories! Survival, skyblock, prison, and more! No toxicity, just cheese!

bedrock, Beta, Builder, calories, changes, Cheating, Cheese, CheeseCraft, Combat, Community, competitive, console, Development, Discord, Economy, Fun, java, Mods, Network, playtest, Plugin, Prison, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Toxicity, update, Uptime

Minecraft Server Overview

Main Points	Provide a variety of feature-rich modes Strict prevention of all forms of cheating Friendly community
Server IP	play.buddercraft.net

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are mods allowed on the server?	No, mods are not allowed except for Badlion Client with specified mods.
What happens if I cheat on the server?	Any form of cheating will result in an unpardonable ban.
Is joining the Discord server required?	Joining the Discord server is not required but highly recommended for updates and feedback.

IntermittentFastingFail41

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so, like, imagine this, right? you join this cray cray minecraft server and you magically lose weight just by playing. like, you don’t even have to do anything special, just play minecraft and BAM, you’re shedding those pounds like nobody’s business. it’s like a weight loss program but way more fun cuz you’re building stuff and fighting zombies and stuff. trust me, it’s like, science or something. join now and watch the pounds melt away while you craft and mine your way to a healthier you. n=41, that’s like, a lot of people, so you know it’s legit. come join us and get fit while having a blast in the blocky world of minecraft.

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UlcerCraft: Eat Your Own Calories!

calories, diet, digestive disorder, Digestive health, digestive system, Eat, gastrointestinal, health, internal bleeding, medical condition, nutrition, stomach, stomach acid, stomach health, stomach lining, stomach pain, stomach ulcer, Ulcer, ulcer prevention, ulcer symptoms, ulcer treatment, UlcerCraft

come join our epic minecraft server where the cows wear sunglasses and the creepers dance to disco music. we have a secret underground base where the chickens rule with an iron fist. you can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbows out of your butt.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that will do your bidding. our server is so lit, you’d get calories from your own stomach if you developed an ulcer.

so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s conquer the pixelated world together!

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Suzume’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Anime, BLOCK, calories, Characters, Children Who Chase Lost Voices, consensus, Empty, films, imaginative plot, Journey to Agartha, Makoto Shinkai, Minecraft, Party, peaked.., Server, set pieces, Story, substance-less, suzume, Suzumes, tasty meal, TV, Visuals, your name, zero protein

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as visually stunning as a Makoto Shinkai film, but with more substance than a tasty meal full of empty calories? Look no further! Our server is like the Your Name of Minecraft servers – a true masterpiece.

Join us for epic adventures, imaginative plots, and characters that will make you feel like you’re on a journey to Agartha (but without all the lost voices). Don’t settle for anything less than the best – join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

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FoodCraft: Where you can finally enjoy virtual food without the calories! #nomnom

Adventure, calories, Childhood, different, Enjoy, enjoyment, Entertainment, Experience, Finally, Food, FoodCraft, Fun, Game, Gaming, genre, Music, Mystery, new, nomnom, Nostalgia, puzzle, spy fox 3, tapioca pudding, taste buds, try something, virtual

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the usual gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will change your life in ways you never thought possible!

Join us and you’ll find yourself eating tapioca pudding like never before, all thanks to a wild adventure in Spy Fox 3 that opened your eyes to the wonders of this delicious treat.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away to the grooviest tunes, all while battling creepers and zombies in the ultimate dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

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Gogeta Super Supper Super Minecraft SMP Saiyan God Sniper Saiyan Level 4

Anime, battle, dragon ball z, epic fight, Fusion, fusion dance, GOD, gogeta, Legendary, LEVEL, Minecraft, Overpowered, Powerful, Saiyan, Saiyan Level 4, smp, sniper, Strongest, Super, Super Saiyan God, Super Supper, Supper, transformation, Ultimate form, Unstoppable, warrior

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building dirt houses and farming cows? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve got Gogeta Super Supper Super Saiyan God Sniper Saiyan Level 4 running around, causing chaos and making everyone else look like total noobs.

Join us if you dare, but be warned – you’ll have to face off against the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Can you handle the power of a Super Saiyan in diamond armor? Can you out-snipe a god? Can you even comprehend what a Super Supper Super Saiyan is?

If you think you’ve got what it takes to survive in this crazy world, then come on over and try your luck. But don’t say we didn’t warn you – things are about to get wild.

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ExWifeVsHubbyMCDecisionz

blended family, Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, Conflict, Consultation, custody, custody arrangement, DAUGHTER, Decisions, ex wife, ExWifeVsHubbyMCDecisionz, family dynamics, Fatherhood, parenting, relationships, Resentment, Stepfather, trip planning

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server and experience the wild rollercoaster of emotions that comes with navigating co-parenting with your ex-wife and her new husband, Matthew.

Forget about building epic structures or mining for diamonds, the real challenge here is trying to assert your authority as a father figure in your daughter’s life while dealing with the constant interference of Matthew. Will you be able to win back your daughter’s love and respect, or will you be overshadowed by the new “dad” in town?

But that’s not all! Get ready for passive-aggressive text messages, heated arguments, and the ultimate showdown over custody arrangements. Can you handle the drama and come out on top, or will you be left in the dust as Matthew takes over your role as the main parent in your daughter’s life?

Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the tumultuous world of co-parenting in Minecraft. Who needs dragons and creepers when you have ex-wives and step-dads to battle against?

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MagicHills

Adventure, Anarchy, Architecture, Citybuild, Community, Creative, Custom Items, Economy, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Magic, Medieval, Minigames, Plugins, PvP, Quest, Roleplay, Sandbox, Survival, Towny, Unique Features, Vanilla

MagicHills.de is a Minecraft citybuild server that stands out from other servers with its unique features and custom content. The focus is on building and designing your own cities, but what’s special are the custom items and plugins that expand and personalize the gaming experience.

Thanks to special plugins, MagicHills.de offers a variety of functions that are not available on conventional Minecraft servers. This allows players to use exclusive items, gain special abilities or access unique game mechanics designed specifically for this server. This gives the classic city build principle a new dimension and ensures a varied and creative gaming experience.

The server is aimed at players who enjoy building their own city, participating in an active community and being surprised by new, innovative content.

MagicHills.de

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Atlantis – Where even the creepers wear SPF 50!

Atlantis, CREEPERS, Discord, Grief Prevention, Land Claims, Safe, SPF, Vanilla, wear, Whitelisted

Atlantis Minecraft Server

Server Type	Whitelisted Vanilla Server with Grief Prevention
Features	Forever land claims, No server wipes
Join Discord	https://discord.gg/Y3GrqkC8Fg

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted. You can apply for access on our Discord server.
Does the server have grief prevention features?	Yes, the server has grief prevention features to ensure your builds remain safe.
Are there any server wipes?	No, the server will never wipe, ensuring your creations are safe for years to come.

Euro Weird Depressed Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of feeling weird, depressed, and messed up in the head like those poor Europeans? Join our Minecraft server and soak up all the virtual sunlight you need to keep your brain in tip-top shape! Our average player gets 3 times more sunlight than a Parisian, so you’ll be feeling like a ray of sunshine in no time. Say goodbye to those European blues and hello to a brighter, happier virtual world! Join now for a dose of Vitamin D and a whole lot of fun!

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Lonely_Legends Minecraft SMP

befriending, ended up, EXPLAIN, Followers, frens, Friend-less, hivemind, ISOLATION, jew puppet, Loneliness, Lonely_Legends, Minecraft, normies, Sheep, sixth sense, smp, social outcast, Support, support thread, together, weird, worth it, zero friends

Are you tired of trying to make friends with normies who just don’t get you? Do you feel like you’re surrounded by sheep and followers who can’t appreciate your unique awesomeness? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP where we only accept the weirdest and wildest players who refuse to conform to society’s boring standards.

Maybe you ended up friendless because you’re just too cool for the average person to handle. Or maybe you accidentally scared everyone away with your amazing sense of humor and killer Minecraft skills. Whatever the reason, we’re here to welcome you with open arms and create a community of misfits who understand and appreciate your quirks.

So if you’re ready to ditch the normies and join a group of like-minded weirdos, come on over to our Minecraft SMP. We promise you’ll never feel alone again, and you’ll have a blast building, exploring, and causing chaos with your new frens. Let’s show the world what true friendship looks like – one creeper explosion at a time!

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NoteBlockNoob

Accountability, Boundaries, canceling plans, class attendance, Communication, Conflict Resolution, education, friendship, Group Chat, group dynamics, Interaction, Maturity, NoteBlockNoob, Notes, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, self worth, self-care, socializing, studying, University

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be ghosted like this poor university student? Join our server where we guarantee you’ll never be left hanging like this girl’s “friends” did to her!

Our server is full of active players who actually show up and participate in the fun. No last-minute cancellations here! Plus, we have a strict policy against using others for notes – you gotta earn your diamonds fair and square, just like everyone else.

Don’t be like the girl who only shows up when she needs something – join our server and be a part of a community that actually cares about each other. And remember, if you’re looking for notes, you won’t find them here – but you will find a great group of friends to play Minecraft with!

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CraftyDeception

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the name is just as misleading as the creepers pretending to be harmless bunnies! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Looking for a server that promises unicorns and rainbows but delivers chaos and mayhem? Look no further! Our server may sound like a peaceful paradise, but don’t be fooled – it’s a battleground of epic proportions.

Join us if you want to test your survival skills against killer bunnies, lava-spewing chickens, and zombie pigs riding on flying pigs (yes, it’s a thing here). Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a giant spider into battle, build a castle out of exploding TNT, and fight off a horde of evil llamas with laser eyes? Only here, my friend. Only here.

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DroneCraft: Ukraine’s Fast Track

Accelerate, aerial surveillance, Conflict, Defense, Drone Revolution, drone warfare, DroneCraft, Drones, eastern europe, Fast, innovation, Innovation in Ukraine, Military, military innovation, military technology, national security, Technology, track, UAVs, Ukraine, Ukraines, Ukrainian Armed Forces, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Our server is like Ukraine’s drone revolution, but in Minecraft form!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a drone swoops down and drops a bunch of TNT on your friend’s house. Hilarious, right? But wait, there’s more! Our drones can also deliver pizza straight to your base, because who has time to cook when you’re busy building the sickest castle in all of Minecraft?

Join our server for non-stop action and chaos. You never know what our drones will do next, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never have a dull moment. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the insanity for yourself!

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Echo MC

adventurers, Bedwars, Builders, Custom Plugins, custom server, Echo MC, Explorers, MCMMO, Minecraft, PvP, thrilling quests, unique gameplay

Join a vibrant community of builders, explorers, and adventurers on our custom Minecraft server! Dive into a world brimming with unique gameplay features, custom plugins, and thrilling quests that will keep you engaged for hours.

74.217.202.164:26930

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