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  • Pika Chow: Calorie-Packed Power Source

    Pika Chow: Calorie-Packed Power Source

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our server for epic fun and craziness like pikachu on steroids! we got creepers that dance the macarena and zombies that breakdance to thriller! our diamonds are so sparkly, they blind you like a disco ball!

    we have a secret underground city where villagers ride pigs and chickens wear sunglasses. our nether is like a rave party with lava pits and glowstone disco lights!

    come join us and build a giant taco castle or a rollercoaster that goes through a rainbow! our moderators are unicorns that grant wishes and our admins are wizards that can turn you into a flying pig!

    so come on down to our server and let’s make minecraft great again! because why not? pikachu probably eats millions of calories to make that much electricity.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • FitCraft: Mansplain Edition

    FitCraft: Mansplain Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of people bragging about their unrealistic body goals on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to escape the madness!

    Join us and you’ll meet players who claim to have 5% body fat from only eating 500 calories a day for years! That’s right, we have the most dedicated and delusional players around. Who needs visible abs when you can have impossible standards instead?

    And if anyone tries to mansplain the facts to you, just tell them you know your body better than anyone else! So come on over to our server and leave reality at the door – because here, the crazier the claim, the better!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CheeseCraft: All the fun without the calories! Survival, skyblock, prison, and more! No toxicity, just cheese!

    CheeseCraft: All the fun without the calories! Survival, skyblock, prison, and more! No toxicity, just cheese!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Main Points
      • Provide a variety of feature-rich modes
      • Strict prevention of all forms of cheating
      • Friendly community
    Server IP play.buddercraft.net

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Are mods allowed on the server? No, mods are not allowed except for Badlion Client with specified mods.
    What happens if I cheat on the server? Any form of cheating will result in an unpardonable ban.
    Is joining the Discord server required? Joining the Discord server is not required but highly recommended for updates and feedback.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • IntermittentFastingFail41

    IntermittentFastingFail41

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this, right? you join this cray cray minecraft server and you magically lose weight just by playing. like, you don’t even have to do anything special, just play minecraft and BAM, you’re shedding those pounds like nobody’s business. it’s like a weight loss program but way more fun cuz you’re building stuff and fighting zombies and stuff. trust me, it’s like, science or something. join now and watch the pounds melt away while you craft and mine your way to a healthier you. n=41, that’s like, a lot of people, so you know it’s legit. come join us and get fit while having a blast in the blocky world of minecraft.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • UlcerCraft: Eat Your Own Calories!

    UlcerCraft: Eat Your Own Calories!

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the cows wear sunglasses and the creepers dance to disco music. we have a secret underground base where the chickens rule with an iron fist. you can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbows out of your butt.

    if you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that will do your bidding. our server is so lit, you’d get calories from your own stomach if you developed an ulcer.

    so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s conquer the pixelated world together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Suzume’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Suzume’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as visually stunning as a Makoto Shinkai film, but with more substance than a tasty meal full of empty calories? Look no further! Our server is like the Your Name of Minecraft servers – a true masterpiece.

    Join us for epic adventures, imaginative plots, and characters that will make you feel like you’re on a journey to Agartha (but without all the lost voices). Don’t settle for anything less than the best – join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • FoodCraft: Where you can finally enjoy virtual food without the calories! #nomnom

    FoodCraft: Where you can finally enjoy virtual food without the calories! #nomnom

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the usual gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will change your life in ways you never thought possible!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself eating tapioca pudding like never before, all thanks to a wild adventure in Spy Fox 3 that opened your eyes to the wonders of this delicious treat.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away to the grooviest tunes, all while battling creepers and zombies in the ultimate dance-off.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Creative Drugs Minecraft Server

    Creative Drugs Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Seriously, we’re pretty sure the developers were on some next-level drugs when they came up with this place. And guess what? We’ve got an unlimited supply of those drugs for all our players!

    Join us and experience a world where pigs ride on the backs of chickens, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman.

    So, if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to be as creative as the masterminds behind Minecraft, just hop on our server and let the insanity take over. Who needs reality when you’ve got a server this wild? Join now and let the craziness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ””/tsunX/ – Tsunderia Extended Minecraft SMP””

    ””/tsunX/ – Tsunderia Extended Minecraft SMP””

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we have a Divegrass team that will blow your mind! Former Tsunderia members include a Mesugaki dog, a gunpla extraordinaire, a stinky NEET fox (or succubus, or ghost wolf – who knows?), a tomboyish firestarter with an appetite, the sweetest person alive recovering from menhera, an accursed king of the rrats, the embodiment of chaos with a breadcrumb-sized braincell, a freaky deaky beertuber who could be your new girlfriend, a half-toxic half-wholesome dullahan shut-in, the golden-voiced mayor of Rainy Town, the fighting tiger of the Shimada dojo, an insomniac head popper and music dork, the giggling and screaming little sheep sister experience who is also a music nerd, a punished bnuuy looking for a new roommate, a scuffed dream eater and dick confuser, an itsy bitsy spider mom and certified retro hag, the bane of Tsunderia and savior of /tsunX, the world’s cutest singing wolpertinger, a frenemy of the thread and wannabe cumdumpster, a spicy Latina priestess on a mission to cleanse the world of sin, a tall, handsome, rich chad king of Shima Kingdom, and so many more outrageous characters!

    But wait, there’s more! We have friends from Muu Muyu, Saya Sairroxs, Phase Connect, Phase ALiAS, Phase Invaders, V4Mirai, Daisy Dandelion, Idol Corp, and many more small corpos and Korean Vtubers! Plus, we’ve got Sheeptubers, Retro Vtubers, Wool lovers, and even a VReverie Extended crew!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of wholesomeness. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this insane Minecraft SMP – you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Election Day Minecraft Server

    Election Day Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle in Minecraft, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of rogue chickens start a revolution and overthrow your rule as the supreme leader of the server. But fear not, because on our server, anything is possible – even if it means losing the presidency to a bunch of rebellious farm animals! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, where the only thing you can expect is the unexpected. Who knows, you might just become the next chicken overlord!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP