Calories MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

MangoCraft – Insulin Sensitivity Boost

diet, weight management, mango, mangocraft, study

so like, u know how eating mangos is like, good for u and stuff? well, this server is like the mango of all minecraft servers, bro. like, if u join this server, u will become a minecraft master in no time. u will be building epic castles and slaying dragons like it’s no big deal.

plus, like, eating mangos is good for ur health, right? well, joining this server is good for ur mental health. u will make so many friends and have so much fun, u won’t even remember what stress feels like.

so, like, what are u waiting for? join this server now and start living ur best minecraft life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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EggCell Diet Prevents PCOS Inheritance

reproductive, polycystic ovary syndrome, Inheritance, EggCell, fertility

join our epic minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be passing on is the insane amount of diamonds you’ll be mining! we have magical egg cells that can give your offspring PCOS-like traits, but don’t worry, just eat fewer calories before pregnancy and boom, problem solved! our server is so lit, even the mice are getting in on the action. come on, what are you waiting for? start managing your diet and join us now for the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

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JavaJunkie Minecraft Server

Server, Minecraft, healthy coffee, regular flat white, bully

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and join a community of players who understand the struggle of choosing between a regular flat white and a skinny flat white.

Join us and embark on a quest to find the ultimate coffee bean in the land of Minecraft. Will you choose the regular flat white and face the judgment of others, or will you stick to your guns and go for the skinny option?

But beware, there are baristas lurking around every corner, ready to test your coffee order decision-making skills. Will you stand your ground like a true coffee connoisseur, or will you cave under the pressure?

Join our server now and prove to the world that you are not afraid to say no to a regular flat white, no matter how much peer pressure you face. And remember, in the world of Minecraft coffee shops, the skinny flat white drinkers always come out on top.

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CalorieKingMinecraft SMP

Longevity, portion control, guilty pleasure, health, balance

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, like who even needs regular food when you have those, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow up stuff, it’s like our own personal fireworks show every day. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every weekend, it’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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Cube Eater’s Energy Absorption

cooling effect, calorie deficit, Eaters, metabolism, Absorption

join this epic minecraft server where eating an ice cube gives you MINUS calories cuz it sucks up energy like a black hole!!!!!! become a calorie ninja and lose weight while gaming, who needs the gym when you have minecraft??!?!?!? plus, our server has a secret level where you can ride a flying pig and battle evil unicorns with rainbow lasers. true story, bro. so come join us and level up your gaming AND your fitness goals at the same time. it’s like a workout for your brain, but with more explosions and less sweat. LET’S DO THIS!!!!!!!

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Snack Attack Minecraft Server

Server, Minecraft, Body Mass Index, Canadian children, diet

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE ULTRA-PROCESSED FOODS FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CRAVINGS! JOIN US AND GET HALF OF YOUR GAMING CALORIES FILLED WITH FUN AND EXCITEMENT! RESEARCH SHOWS THAT PLAYING ON OUR SERVER AT AGE 3 WILL LEAD TO EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF FUN, HIGHER LEVELS OF AWESOMENESS, AND MORE EPIC MOMENTS BY AGE 5! COME ON AND FEAST ON OUR VIRTUAL BUFFET OF FUN!

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DietDramaCrafters

Daughters, underweight, weight loss, smoothies, overweight

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in equal food distribution for all players! Join us and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while snacking on virtual smoothies to keep your hunger bar full.

Our server is perfect for players of all shapes and sizes, just like the daughters in this story. Whether you’re trying to lose weight like Emma or gain weight like Lina, we’ve got you covered with our customizable dietary plan. Plus, with our unique “calorie-boosting smoothies” feature, you’ll never have to worry about running out of energy during those intense PvP battles.

So come join us on our server and see why players are raving about our fair and balanced food system. Who knew that Minecraft could be so deliciously entertaining?

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Donut Delight Minecraft SMP

DELICIOUS, Food, bakery shop, Minecraft, sweets

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the donuts flow like water and the diamonds are as plentiful as dirt! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and more donuts than you can shake a pickaxe at.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground donut society, where players trade diamonds for the most delicious pastries you’ve ever tasted. Will you be able to uncover their sugary secrets and become the ultimate donut master?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by a mischievous ghost named Gerald who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Will you be able to outsmart him and claim your place as the bravest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where donuts rule and diamonds are just a bonus. Trust us, it’s a donut-filled adventure you won’t want to miss!

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Totally Processed Toddler Food Land

dietary patterns, Toddler, ultra-processed food, Nutritional Intake, child development

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got toddlers runnin around gettin half their calories from ultra-processed food yo. like, imagine playin minecraft and u see a lil 2-year-old munchin on some processed snacks while buildin a dope castle. and den u got 7-year-olds goin ham on dem ultra-processed foods, gettin 59 percent of their calories from dat stuff. it’s like a crazy food party up in dis server, u don’t wanna miss out on all da fun yo. come join us and see for urself, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 🍔🍟🎮 #minecraftfoodparty

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UnhealthyEatsMC SMP

wellness, misleading, weight loss, UnhealthyEatsMC, fad diets

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! Or maybe you’re building a beautiful castle when a giant chicken comes stomping through, demanding tribute in the form of golden carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cursed Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes but at a deadly cost. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our crazy SMP and prepare for the unexpected. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

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