Calorie Intake MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoPlateau WeightLoss – GeneOff CalorieBurn

NoPlateau, slowing metabolism, GeneOff, scientific discovery, weight loss

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of those lame-o servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, come join our server where we have found the secret to weight loss! Forget about those pesky plateaus, we have scientists who can turn off genes so you can keep burning sugar like a boss!

Imagine a world where you can eat all the cake and cookies you want in Minecraft and still lose weight! It’s like a cheat code for your body, bro! Join us and be part of the craziest weight loss journey ever seen in the Minecraft universe.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to shed those pounds while building epic structures and battling mobs. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your weight loss adventure today!

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Pringle Crisp Cafe

food packets, cafe, calorie labels, Effective, menu listings

so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will make u laugh ur pants off while u build ur epic castle? well, dis server is da one for u! we got crazier than a llama on a sugar high reasons for u to join us!

first off, our calorie labels on menus are so on point, they will make u rethink ur entire diet. we got u covered with all the healthy options, like, u can choose between a carrot or a celery stick. but watch out, cuz those options are only 11 calories, which is basically a single pringle crisp. so, if u wanna stay fit and have a laugh, join us now!

but wait, there’s more! our server is so wild, we once had a creeper come in and start dancing to disco music. it was lit, fam. we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden apples and diamond armor. join us and u might just stumble upon this hidden treasure trove!

so, what r u waiting for? come join our wacky, calorie-conscious, creeper-dancing, treasure-filled minecraft server now! u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and laughter, in which case, u should probably go play solitaire or something.

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CraftyCarbCrusaders

medical condition, self-care, meal planning, weight loss, Exercise

Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you shed those extra pounds? Look no further! Our server is so intense, it’ll make your wife’s diet plan look like a walk in the park. Join us and get ready to sweat off those pixels!

Our server is so hardcore, it’ll make you count calories in your sleep. Forget insulin resistance, we’ve got creeper resistance! And if you think you can just be more active to lose weight, think again. Our mobs will have you running for your virtual life!

Join now and let us help you on your journey to a healthier Minecraft life. Just remember, we can’t do all the work for you – you’ve got to put in the effort to see those blocky abs!

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CaloricCraft: Chips&Dip Bonanza

increased appetite, control group, unhealthy eating habits, salty snack, dietary habits

come join our epic minecraft server where the chips and dip flow like a waterfall of deliciousness! we promise a 77% greater caloric intake when you play on our server because our virtual snacks are just that good. plus, our players eat faster than lightning speed, so you better bring your appetite! who knew playing minecraft could make you so hungry? join us now for the ultimate snacking experience!

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ChunkCraft: Diet Edition

Edition, diet, body positivity, sibling conflict, Healthy Eating

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you lose weight faster than a fad diet? Look no further than our server! Join us and watch the pounds melt away as you navigate through our virtual world.

Just like the OP’s niece, you’ll be on a strict diet of 100-calorie breakfasts, 300-calorie lunches and dinners, and healthy snacks throughout the day. But don’t worry, we won’t force you to stick to the plan – if you want to indulge in some virtual junk food, go right ahead!

And the best part? You’ll have the chance to face off against other players in epic battles where the loser has to eat a virtual pizza for breakfast! So come join us and start your weight loss journey today – your sister may not approve, but we sure do!

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SlimCraft Minecraft Server

Walking, healthy choices, Server, drinking coffee, weight management

Are you tired of boring old servers that only offer the same old vanilla Minecraft experience? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where the only way to survive is by eating less in-game food, not smoking any virtual cigarettes, only drinking water and coffee (no potions allowed!), and walking everywhere you go. That’s right, forget about riding horses or flying with elytra, it’s all about getting those steps in!

But that’s not all – we’ve also added crazy new mobs like the Coffee Creeper, who explodes in a shower of espresso beans, and the Salad Skeleton, armed with a deadly cucumber sword. And don’t even get us started on the boss battles, where you’ll face off against the dreaded Diet Dragon, who breathes low-calorie fire.

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly absurd Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and sweating in equal measure. Who knew staying healthy could be this much fun?

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MODDED Shots Fired SMP FACTIONS

Guns, Factions, Applications, Team Pvp, Server

Welcome to Shots Fired SMP!

This is a modded pvp smp/factions server! However, there are like guns?! Guns are crafted at a specific station and are fully functional! The server is run on Forge 1.20.1, The server is whitelist only, and whitelist applications are in the discord linked below!

More Information in the discord!

191.101.15.204

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GayCraft Minecraft Server

#77809127, #nodiscorders, Server, #nostraightoids, #notripfaggots

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We don’t tolerate any biscum, straightoids, tripfaggots, discorders, or papists in our new empire. Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were immediately greeted by a giant rainbow llama riding a flying pig. The llama handed out diamond swords to all the players and declared them all honorary members of the Llama Army. From that day on, they roamed the lands, slaying dragons and building epic castles made entirely out of cheese.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, no biscum allowed!

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CraftyDesk Minecraft Server

Normal People, office, long tail tags, Communication, Thread

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers filled with normal people? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where only the most abnormal players are allowed.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where all the chickens wear sunglasses and dance to dubstep music. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds. Yes, you read that right. Diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, who rules over a kingdom made entirely of cacti. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those normal people behind and come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

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Room4Me Minecraft Server

anxiety, babysitter, weight gain, Minecraft, boyfriend’s family

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of family vacations and enjoy some much-needed alone time!

Are you tired of being the designated babysitter for your boyfriend’s nephew while everyone else sips cocktails and mingles? Join our server and leave that responsibility behind!

Say goodbye to awkward bathroom situations and judgmental comments about your snacking habits. On our server, you can snack to your heart’s content without anyone batting an eye.

Plus, with your own private hotel room (or virtual house), you can finally relax and enjoy some adult activities without constantly being pulled away to play with the kids.

So come join us and experience the vacation of your dreams – no judgment, no babysitting, just pure relaxation and fun in the world of Minecraft!

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