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calorie deficit

  • Crafting My Own Weight Loss!

    Crafting My Own Weight Loss!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join the Weight-War: A Dance Odyssey in the Chaos of Caloric Conspiracy!

    Welcome, brave souls and digital revelers! Dare to step into a realm where the scales of justice are tipped by the weight of cosmic absurdity and grainy bread? Here, we defy gravity and the laws of reason in a Minecraft server where every slice of toast could lead to a revolution—or a belly flop into the critique of societal norms!

    Unforgettable Features of the Strangest Server in the Multiverse

      • Dance Workout Arenas: Voyage through blistering dance battles where your avatar shimmies to escape judgment. Will you emerge as a slender specter or puff up like a chestnut?

      • The Enchanted Scale: A legendary relic locked away, granted to only those who dance the most sacred of routines. Warning: Once you weigh yourself, fate may decide you’re destined to be a thunderous Titan or a whispering wisp.
    Feature Description
    Cosmic Caloric Spikes Glorious food payloads drop from the sky, and the only weapons are your willpower and a four-second dance!
    Imaginary Gym Battles Face off against the “Fit Fam Elders” who lurk in the shadows, chastising your every move! Aren’t you tied into their preconceived notions?
    Bread Quest: Repeat! Collect Infinite Bread slices — Only to discover they weigh nothing and everything at once! Can you dodge the disapproval?

    Whispers of the Undergound Grains: Conspiracy Theories Abound!

    Who really controls the diets of our dreams? Some say this server was banned in 12 digital realms for promoting the idea that bread might not actually be evil—a dangerous stance, indeed! The truth lurks beyond the well-trimmed bushes of pixelated suburban landscapes…

    “I don’t believe in calories, only vibes.”Anonymous Villager

    Testimonial Terrors: Witness Our Existence!

      • “Before joining, I was 10kg heavier in the game and in life. Now I’ve unlearned all diets and only dance!” – FlappyCreeper2923
      • “Got banned from seven servers for asking about wholemeal bread. I’ll not abide being shamed for my loaves!” – ToastBuster99

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Confusion)

    Q: Is there a gym on this server? A: Only if you build it. But really, what are gyms but castle walls for the weak and unbooted?

    Q: Why is clicking ‘join’ a risk? A: The feedback loop spirals into the void of expectation. You might unlock the ultimate bread-based dance moves or fall into a pit of existential dread!

    The Final Call to Chaos: Embrace Your Absurdity!

    Are you ready to plunge into the calorie-laden chasm of the unknown? Will you throw off the shackles of judgmental grandmas and self-proclaimed fitness gurus? Enter now and embody the chaos—a blend of dance, deceit, and delinquent bread! Who knows what your digital journey might entwine with—exercise, nutrition, and the echo of a young spirit defying the dull conformity!

    Your avatar’s destiny awaits! Join before the scales tip forever… or worse, before TOMATOES begin to fly! 🍞👾🪄

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Cube Eater’s Energy Absorption

    Cube Eater’s Energy Absorption

    New Minecraft Servers

    join this epic minecraft server where eating an ice cube gives you MINUS calories cuz it sucks up energy like a black hole!!!!!! become a calorie ninja and lose weight while gaming, who needs the gym when you have minecraft??!?!?!? plus, our server has a secret level where you can ride a flying pig and battle evil unicorns with rainbow lasers. true story, bro. so come join us and level up your gaming AND your fitness goals at the same time. it’s like a workout for your brain, but with more explosions and less sweat. LET’S DO THIS!!!!!!!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BlockyBuddies Minecraft Server

    BlockyBuddies Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested over french fries and body comments! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and misunderstandings, just like the one between our player (17, F) and her friend (18, F).

    Witness the intense lunchtime exchange where fries are offered and dieting woes are shared. Experience the awkwardness of trying to make amends after a comment about breast size, all while navigating the treacherous waters of friendship in the lecture hall.

    But fear not, for our server is a place of growth and learning. Learn the importance of boundaries and communication as you navigate the complexities of human relationships. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation where you have to apologize for something you don’t remember doing!

    So come join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and social interactions. Who knows what crazy scenarios await you on our Minecraft server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Omrion server

    Omrion server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Pure survival,No creative, Fully customised server, Opens everyday 15:00 IST to 18:30 IST, Forge version 41.1.0

    Omrion_java.aternos.me:55584

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • 1.13 – 1.20 | GladMine – Anarchy | NEW WIP server Minecraft

    1.13 – 1.20 |  GladMine – Anarchy |  NEW WIP server Minecraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    ◈ GladMine – Anarchy 1.13 – 1.20

    ◈ IP: play.gladmine.fun

    ◈ We do not give out cases or donations!

    ◈ Events for Donat Currency!

    ◈ Responsive administration!

    ◈ Various Events!

    ◈ Dungeon with loot on the map!

    play.gladmine.fun

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ZimmerNation

    ZimmerNation

    New Minecraft Servers

    ZimmerNation is a NEW community-based survival server! The server is designed around the community providing a variety of plugins to make survival more fun!

    JUST OPENED!

    Popular Features: BATTLE PASS MCMMO Elite Mobs Quests Lands Protection Cosmetics +So Many More!

    ZimmerNation.org

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Peptopia

    Peptopia

    New Minecraft Servers

    Trying to find the right players to join our hermitcraft like server. We want to get about 20-30 regular players. Admin and Mods are friendly and willing to help. Hope to see you soon! Open world, players are expected to not grief, apply for whitelist in our discord.

    play.peptopia.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ✅PrineMC✅DONATE TO EVERYONE/FREE❤️SURVIVAL❤️PETS❤️Minecraft server

    ✅PrineMC✅DONATE TO EVERYONE/FREE❤️SURVIVAL❤️PETS❤️Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    ✅PrineMC✅DONATE TO EVERYONE/FREE❤️SURVIVAL❤️PETS❤️BUNKS❤️

    e6.prinemc.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Kappa Korrectional

    Kappa Korrectional

    New Minecraft Servers

    Sketch’s Prison Server Kappa Korrectional | www.twitch.tv/sketch Come mine your lives away with an awesome community.

    kappakorp.mcnode.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Werewolves VS Vampires SMP

    Werewolves VS Vampires SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Battle it out in the never ending war between werewolves and vampires. Pick your side or be neutral, and join the fun!

    To apply to join the server, join our discord and complete the google form linked there. We will get back to you as soon as possible when you are whitelisted.

    149.56.113.224:25585

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Prithvi mc

    Prithvi mc

    New Minecraft Servers

    Prithvi MC is a friendly community of fellow vanilla Minecraft enjoyer!! We as a community have a great server staff who are readily available for you help!

    What makes us Unique is that we have hosted our server right in Mumbai, India. Which assures you a great ping!

    We believe is actions rather than words, So join the server Right Away!!

    play.prithvimc.tk

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • NIGHTHVH. BEST HBX SERVER Free case free Minecraft server

    NIGHTHVH.  BEST HBX SERVER Free case free Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server owner “NIGHTHVH . BEST HBX SERVER Free case free” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Mc.NightHvH.space

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Sanctuary Minecraft

    Sanctuary Minecraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Sanctuary Minecraft, Be respectful and do not grief other peoples builds, do not take anything that clearly is not yours, and remember to have fun!

    188.126.78.115:25583

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP