Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can chill and vibe with some of the most relaxed players in the blocky universe? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual spa for your soul, where the soothing sounds of mining and crafting will make you feel as calm as a cucumber in a hot tub. Join us and let your worries melt away like butter on a warm potato! Plus, rumor has it that our resident llama tamer can actually hypnotize creepers into doing the Macarena. True story. So come on down and join the fun!
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CalmCraft SMP – ZenMaster
Calm, CalmCraft, calming influence, comfort, coping mechanisms, Emotional support, inner peace, meditation, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, Peace, Relaxation, relaxation techniques, self-care, Serenity, smp, soothing, stress relief, Therapy, Tranquility, well-being, ZenMaster
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Gregarious Gamers
affable, amiable, cheerful, convivial, Engaging, extroverted, Friendly, fun-loving, Gamers, gregarious, hospitable, INCLUSIVE, jovial, Lively, niggas, outgoing, Personable, sociable, Social, warm-hearted, Welcoming, YallWelcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond block that granted them three wishes. They wished for a pet dragon, a flying pig, and a dancing llama. And guess what? They got all three!But that’s not all, folks. On this server, you can ride on the backs of giant chickens, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, our community is so gregarious that you’ll never feel lonely again. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!
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Yakub’s BWC Bleached Spawn – Where Minecraft meets questionable genetics!
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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the spawn of Yakub roam free, using terms like “bwc” and “bleached” like it’s no big deal? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from their insecurities! Join us and experience a world where black men are welcomed with open arms and white supremacists are sent running for the hills. Don’t miss out on the epic battles between those who embrace diversity and those who are just too afraid to admit they secretly love black men. Come join the fun and let’s show those Yakub spawn who’s boss!
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SexyHipsCraft
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Aqua’s hips are so sexy that even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire them. Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise as you build, mine, and craft your way to glory. But beware, Aqua’s hips are so mesmerizing that you may find yourself getting distracted and falling into a pit of lava. So come on, join us and experience the most bootylicious Minecraft server around!
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Zombie Apocalypse: The Musical Minecraft Server – Where the undead sing and dance their way to your demise!
AHHH AHHHHHH ARRRRGHHH AAAAAIIIIAAAEEHHRRGHHAHDJHJSCHALSHABLUBLUBLUBBLBUPPNP dies from stroke, Apocalypse, Dance, demise, Minecraft, Musical, Server, sing, Undead, zombieAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you screaming in terror and laughter at the same time.Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of zombie chickens start attacking you with their tiny, feathered claws. Or how about the time our players stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers wearing glowsticks?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes while breathing fire.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to have your respawn button ready because things are about to get crazy!
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CraftyCreeperCave
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to make any tough choices like in RE7! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious moments.Are you tired of boring old zombies and skeletons in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll encounter mutated monsters straight out of a horror movie! From giant spiders to creepy clowns, you never know what will pop up next.
Forget about boring old survival mode, on our server, you’ll have to solve insane puzzles just like in RE0. Can you figure out how to escape the haunted mansion before time runs out? Only the bravest players will survive.
And don’t even get us started on our boss battles. Take on Margie, the terrifying boss inspired by a horror movie classic. Can you defeat her and claim your reward? Or will you end up like poor Zoe, disappearing from the narrative without a trace?
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, if you hear someone whisper “YOU WANNA PLAY A GAME???”, run for your life!
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Crafty McLaughington’s LOL Mine – Where even creepers say ‘I liked it’!
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Are you tired of boring single player Final Fantasy games that just don’t hit the mark? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane boss battles, and a storyline so twisted you’ll be questioning your own sanity. Forget about Final Fantasy XIII, XV, and VII: Reshit – our server is where the real action is at.
But that’s not all – we’ve got diamond armor that makes you invincible, creepers that drop diamonds instead of exploding, and a secret hidden village filled with villagers who speak in memes.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the ultimate adventure that will leave you saying, “I liked it. It had flaws, but was still the best single player FF in two decades.”
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PlatinumSMP
BlazingSMP, Community, Economy, Minecraft, PlatinumSMP, PvP, rules, semi vanilla server, Staff, Survival
The BlazingSMP is a semi-vanilla server that has a good community, great staff, and a good set of rules in place. I hope this is the server you are looking for because I hope you have a great time on the BlazingSMP
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QuasarsSMP: Where the only thing not vanilla is our java addiction!
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QuasarsSMP Minecraft Server
Overview
QuasarsSMP is a small semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP, with the perfect balance of enhanced gameplay and the timeless Minecraft feel. Forget about seasonal resets; we’re all about lasting builds and forming enduring friendships here. We’re aiming for a group of 15-20 active players who value creativity and community. If that sounds like your kind of server, we’d love to see you there. Join our Discord today: https://discord.gg/TGRGEkF2
FAQ
Question Answer How many active players are on the server? We aim for a group of 15-20 active players. Is the server a vanilla Minecraft experience? It is a semi-vanilla SMP with some enhancements for gameplay. Are there seasonal resets on the server? No, we focus on lasting builds and forming enduring friendships. How can I join the server’s Discord? You can join our Discord server by following this link: https://discord.gg/TGRGEkF2 What types of players are suited for this server? We welcome players who value creativity and community.
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BlockBillionaires
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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have billionaires from Wall Street and the tech world flocking to our server because they know it’s the place to be.Join us and you might just run into Elon Musk building a rocket ship out of blocks or Warren Buffet trading diamonds for emeralds. Who needs politics when you can have a virtual economy run by the richest players in the game?
So come on, join us and see why even the billionaires are choosing to spend their time on our server. Who knows, you might even strike it rich yourself!
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Putin’s Pixelated Pals: Day 822 of Russia’s 3-Day Minecraft Military Training Camp
3Day, Camp, CASUALTIES, Ceasefire, Conflict, Crisis, Day, day 822, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global security, international relations, Invasion, Military, Minecraft, PALS, peace talks, pixelated, Political unrest, Putins, russia, russia ukraine, Russias, sanctions, special military operation, Training, Troops, violence, WarWelcome to our Minecraft server, where we have survived day 822 of Russia’s 3-day special military operation! Join us for some epic PvP battles, where you can fight off Russian soldiers with your trusty diamond sword. Don’t worry, we’ve built a secret bunker in the game where you can hide from any incoming airstrikes.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of mutant creepers that drop double the amount of gunpowder. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden treasure chest in the abandoned mineshaft, you’ll be rewarded with a stack of enchanted golden apples that give you super strength.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of surviving in a post-apocalyptic world filled with danger and excitement. Who knew the end of the world could be so much fun in Minecraft!