calming Minecraft Servers

calming Minecraft Servers

  • Whimsical Potato Kingdom

    Whimsical Potato Kingdom
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    Players: 110/400 Votes: 3045
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Gods Slained: 0
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server! We got all the crazy stuff like flying pigs and rainbow sheep. It’s like a party in your computer screen, bro. So grab your pickaxe and let’s dig into some fun! Don’t be a square, join us now!

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  • Blocky Bliss: No Sex, Just Blocks

    Blocky Bliss: No Sex, Just Blocks
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    Players: 106/200 Votes: 3351
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 23 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Imagine this: You’re peacefully mining away in the depths of the server, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. The rush of excitement you feel is better than any nonsexual sensation out there.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join our server and you may have the chance to challenge the Chicken King to a duel for the title of Chicken Champion.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the sky turns pink and unicorns descend from the heavens to grant wishes to all players. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to fly like a majestic eagle? Consider it done.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the best nonsexual sensation of your life. Just be sure to watch out for creepers and lava pits along the way!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ComfyCraft or NightOwlCraft

    ComfyCraft or NightOwlCraft
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 9287
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 31 Villages Defended: 12
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 52 Runes Activated: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Players Killed by Monsters: 3284
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    If you stay up late on our Minecraft server, the most comforting sound you could hear is the gentle purring of a dozen tamed ocelots surrounding your cozy virtual home. But beware, the most disturbing sound you might hear is the maniacal laughter of a horde of zombie pigmen plotting their revenge for all the bacon you’ve been munching on in-game. Join us for a wild ride of sleepless nights and pixelated chaos!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PetriObsessedMC SMP

    PetriObsessedMC SMP
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 7470
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 29 Treasure Maps Found: 9
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Dimension Hops: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like everrrr. First of all, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds, I mean, how cool is that?! And the spawn area is like a magical fairy forest with talking animals and flying pigs, like whaaaat.

    But wait, there’s more. The whole server is actually built on a giant floating taco, I kid you not. And every time you mine diamonds, a chorus of angels sings in the background. It’s like Minecraft heaven, but with more explosions and llamas wearing top hats.

    And get this, if you join the server, you automatically gain the ability to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes. Plus, every time you log in, a herd of baby pandas greets you with a dance party. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a part of this insane awesomeness?

    So yeah, if you’re totally into the smell of petrichor and want to experience the most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life, then you need to join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow made of cheese, but better.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SnoozeCraft

    SnoozeCraft
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 5755
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 74 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of waking up to the same old boring alarm tones? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the most epic alarm tone that will jolt you out of bed faster than a creeper explosion! Picture this: you’re peacefully dreaming about building the ultimate castle when suddenly, a chorus of singing pigs starts blaring through your speakers. You’ll be laughing so hard, you won’t even remember hitting the snooze button! Join our server now for more ridiculous surprises that will make your mornings unforgettable.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Cozy Blanket Realm 1.21.2

    Cozy Blanket Realm 1.21.2
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 8819
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Emeralds Found: 4856
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, do you ever feel like your Minecraft world is just too cold and lonely? Well, fear not, because on this server, we provide virtual blankets for all our players!

    Join us and wrap yourself in the warm, cozy embrace of our pixelated blankets as you embark on epic adventures and build the most insane structures you can imagine.

    Forget about the cold, harsh realities of the real world and snuggle up with us in this virtual wonderland where blankets are the key to success.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let us tuck you in with our digital comforters of awesomeness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ASMR Fauna’s Mid Minecraft Server

    ASMR Fauna’s Mid Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/100 Votes: 1239
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Divine Scrolls Written: 24
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 60 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Demon Skulls Collected: 16
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Void Armor Forged: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the fauna does ASMR! But not just any ASMR, we’re talking mid-level ASMR that will blow your mind! Our management team is so strict that they make sure everything is played super safe, so you know you’re in good hands.

    But wait, there’s more! Our admin Shiori is a wild card, always causing chaos and mayhem in the best way possible. Rumor has it she once built an entire roller coaster made out of diamonds just for fun. You never know what crazy antics she’ll get up to next!

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a combination of relaxing ASMR and wild admin shenanigans? Come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • chomp Minecraft SMP

    chomp Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 8678
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 25
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 215 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the creepers are friendly, the pigs can fly, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Eating Ender Dragon, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a stack of enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Chicken Jockey Circus, where tiny chickens ride on the backs of speedy baby zombies in a thrilling race around the server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for adventure! chomp munch slurp

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Holy Sovl In Seovl Minecraft SMP

    Holy Sovl In Seovl Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 94/600 Votes: 299
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17 Void Gems Collected: 17
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a village full of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Holy Sovl In Seovl, a mystical artifact that grants its wielder the power to turn dirt into diamonds and make trees grow bacon.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CozyTV4MinecraftSMP

    CozyTV4MinecraftSMP
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 8263
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 22 Buildings Constructed: 10
    Mythical Relics Collected: 12 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Ores Mined: 2463 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you never knew you needed in your life!

    Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant chickens, build roller coasters that launch you into the stratosphere, and participate in intense llama racing competitions. Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn all dirt blocks into diamonds with a single swing.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a mischievous creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if you log in one day to find your entire base covered in pink wool or your inventory filled with nothing but potatoes.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • So it happened again Minecraft SMP

    So it happened again Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 106/400 Votes: 1101
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Falling into the Void: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 80 Villages Defended: 19
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 13 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected twists like another white British woman getting stabbed to death by an illegal immigrant…just kidding! But seriously, our server is where the action is at. So come join us and see what all the hype is about! Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player to dominate the server with your mad skills and hilarious antics. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Gender Reveal Minecraft Server

    Gender Reveal Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/100 Votes: 2724
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Villages Defended: 7
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and find out the answer to the age-old question: is xe a boy or a girl? Our server is filled with mystery and intrigue, where players must solve riddles and complete challenges to uncover the truth about xe’s gender. But be warned, the answer may not be what you expect!

    Not only will you have the chance to solve this perplexing puzzle, but our server also boasts the largest collection of rainbow-colored sheep in the Minecraft universe. These sheep are rumored to possess magical powers and can grant wishes to those who befriend them. Will you be the one to unlock their secrets?

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to a hidden underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons and creepers. Rumor has it that the DJ is a talking parrot who only plays 80s music. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

    So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unique and unforgettable experience. Who knows what other wacky adventures and surprises await you?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP – /mhg/ – Monster Hunter General

    Minecraft SMP – /mhg/ – Monster Hunter General
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    Players: 105/400 Votes: 562
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 16
    Star Shards Collected: 270 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild adventure where you can hunt monsters, craft epic armor sets, and even ride dragons into battle!

    Our server is so insane that we have Monster Hunter crossover events where you can team up with your friends to take down massive beasts and claim their loot. Don’t worry, we have a database to help you find each monster’s weakness so you can strategize your attacks.

    But that’s not all! We also have older game emulation and multiplayer options, so you can relive the classics while chatting with your fellow players. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even join our Frontier missions for a chance to earn rare rewards.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on the craziest adventure of your gaming life! Who needs diamonds when you can slay dragons and hunt monsters for fun?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Threads Minecraft Server

    Crafty Threads Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/1000 Votes: 2443
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8941 Magic Crystals Found: 15
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server, “edizione delle culle piene”, is here to shake things up!

    Join us for a wild ride where every player starts off with a full inventory of baby cribs. That’s right, you heard us correctly. Baby cribs. Build a crib castle, start a crib farm, the possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground crib fighting ring where players can battle it out to see whose crib reigns supreme. Will your crib be the last one standing?

    And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a special event every Friday where the sky rains down… you guessed it, more baby cribs! It’s a crib-a-palooza!

    So what are you waiting for? Join “edizione delle culle piene” today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crib-tastic adventure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Why did LXC Containers never become mainstream like Minecraft SMP Docker?

    Why did LXC Containers never become mainstream like Minecraft SMP Docker?
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 9131
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated debate between a group of players dressed as llamas arguing over who has the best dance moves. Suddenly, a giant chicken wearing a top hat swoops in and challenges everyone to a dance-off. The winner gets a diamond sword and bragging rights for the rest of the day.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary LXC Containers, a group of mysterious players who have mastered the art of teleportation and can travel between dimensions with ease. Rumor has it that they hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures and rare items that can’t be found anywhere else.

    So why did LXC Containers never become mainstream like Docker? Because they’re too busy having the time of their lives on our server, of course! Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next member of this wacky and wonderful community.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • 3b2t – Anarchy without rules and lags Minecraft server

    3b2t – Anarchy without rules and lags Minecraft server
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    Players: 91/500 Votes: 160
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 41 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Votes: 2568
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Dimension Hops: 9 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 43
    Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    The owner of the server “3b2t – Anarchy without rules and lags” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    gg.3b2t.fun

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  • Brightshield Graduation Minecraft Server

    Brightshield Graduation Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 3032
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Gods Slained: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

    Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you find and befriend the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be blessed with infinite riches and eternal glory!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, a magical creature that changes colors with the seasons. Legend has it that if you can catch and shear the Rainbow Sheep, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land of unlimited cake and cookies!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the ninja llamas and exploding cows – they’re known to cause chaos wherever they go!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Confused Minecraft SMP Player

    Confused Minecraft SMP Player
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    Players: 102/400 Votes: 7224
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 144 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP where we debate the ethics of abortion while building giant pixel art statues of fetuses! Our server is filled with wacky discussions and outrageous theories about when life truly begins. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hold intense debates while battling mobs and dodging creepers. Come join us for a wild and controversial adventure!

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  • Tribunal vs Dagoth Minecraft Server

    Tribunal vs Dagoth Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 9191
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 21 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    New Chunks Explored: 147095 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 338 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is deciding who gets the last diamond? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the ultimate conspiracy theory debate going on – did the tribunal murder Nerevar or was it Dagoth? Join us and uncover the truth while building your own empire in a world filled with mystery and intrigue. Plus, rumor has it that if you solve the mystery, you’ll be rewarded with a secret stash of enchanted loot that will make you the most powerful player in the land. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Minecraft SMP: Funky Trash Thread

    Minecraft SMP: Funky Trash Thread
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    Players: 107/400 Votes: 503
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 48
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20
    Ores Mined: 9013 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 69 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 86 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

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