Calming MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Lofi Girl’s Speedy Scribbles

productivity, Focus, study music, handwriting speed, Relaxation

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, you know? like, the lofi girl is, like, super fast at writing stuff, or maybe she just writes random stuff, who knows? but, like, you gotta join this server cuz it’s, like, so much fun and stuff.

like, there’s this one time where a player found a diamond block in a chest, but then it turned into a block of cheese! and, like, another player built a house made entirely out of cake, but then it got eaten by a giant chicken. it’s, like, so crazy, dude.

so, if you wanna join this wacky and wild server, just type in the IP: cheeseCakeChicken.About.lofiGirl or something like that. come join the madness, bro!

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NoLyricTunes Minecraft SMP

calming, Soundtrack, Cinematic, Peaceful, ambient

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet creeper named Bob. And get this, every full moon, we have a dance party with no lyrics songs playing in the background. It’s lit AF, trust me.

Plus, we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a giant chicken farm where the chickens wear sunglasses. And if you join now, you’ll get a free enchanted diamond sword that shoots out fireworks. It’s like Christmas in July, but in Minecraft.

So come join us and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft SMP ever. You won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and diamonds.

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Whimsical Potato Kingdom

WHIMSICAL, sleep therapy, asmr videos, soothing, whispering

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server! We got all the crazy stuff like flying pigs and rainbow sheep. It’s like a party in your computer screen, bro. So grab your pickaxe and let’s dig into some fun! Don’t be a square, join us now!

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Blocky Bliss: No Sex, Just Blocks

feeling, Pleasure, Serenity, Bliss, rejuvenating

Imagine this: You’re peacefully mining away in the depths of the server, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. The rush of excitement you feel is better than any nonsexual sensation out there.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join our server and you may have the chance to challenge the Chicken King to a duel for the title of Chicken Champion.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the sky turns pink and unicorns descend from the heavens to grant wishes to all players. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to fly like a majestic eagle? Consider it done.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the best nonsexual sensation of your life. Just be sure to watch out for creepers and lava pits along the way!

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ComfyCraft or NightOwlCraft

comforting sound, NightOwlCraft, bedtime, ComfyCraft, Tranquility

If you stay up late on our Minecraft server, the most comforting sound you could hear is the gentle purring of a dozen tamed ocelots surrounding your cozy virtual home. But beware, the most disturbing sound you might hear is the maniacal laughter of a horde of zombie pigmen plotting their revenge for all the bacon you’ve been munching on in-game. Join us for a wild ride of sleepless nights and pixelated chaos!

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PetriObsessedMC SMP

obsessed, outdoors, Natural, petrichor, smell

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like everrrr. First of all, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds, I mean, how cool is that?! And the spawn area is like a magical fairy forest with talking animals and flying pigs, like whaaaat.

But wait, there’s more. The whole server is actually built on a giant floating taco, I kid you not. And every time you mine diamonds, a chorus of angels sings in the background. It’s like Minecraft heaven, but with more explosions and llamas wearing top hats.

And get this, if you join the server, you automatically gain the ability to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes. Plus, every time you log in, a herd of baby pandas greets you with a dance party. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a part of this insane awesomeness?

So yeah, if you’re totally into the smell of petrichor and want to experience the most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life, then you need to join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow made of cheese, but better.

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SnoozeCraft

melodic, morning routine, non-intrusive, sleep cycle, easy wake up

Are you tired of waking up to the same old boring alarm tones? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the most epic alarm tone that will jolt you out of bed faster than a creeper explosion! Picture this: you’re peacefully dreaming about building the ultimate castle when suddenly, a chorus of singing pigs starts blaring through your speakers. You’ll be laughing so hard, you won’t even remember hitting the snooze button! Join our server now for more ridiculous surprises that will make your mornings unforgettable.

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Cozy Blanket Realm 1.21.2

Realm, CUDDLE, throw, snuggle, comforter

Yo, bro, do you ever feel like your Minecraft world is just too cold and lonely? Well, fear not, because on this server, we provide virtual blankets for all our players!

Join us and wrap yourself in the warm, cozy embrace of our pixelated blankets as you embark on epic adventures and build the most insane structures you can imagine.

Forget about the cold, harsh realities of the real world and snuggle up with us in this virtual wonderland where blankets are the key to success.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let us tuck you in with our digital comforters of awesomeness!

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ASMR Fauna’s Mid Minecraft Server

Shiori, nature sounds, Safe, creativity, Guidelines

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the fauna does ASMR! But not just any ASMR, we’re talking mid-level ASMR that will blow your mind! Our management team is so strict that they make sure everything is played super safe, so you know you’re in good hands.

But wait, there’s more! Our admin Shiori is a wild card, always causing chaos and mayhem in the best way possible. Rumor has it she once built an entire roller coaster made out of diamonds just for fun. You never know what crazy antics she’ll get up to next!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a combination of relaxing ASMR and wild admin shenanigans? Come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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chomp Minecraft SMP

munching., smpp, slurping, mouth sounds, auditory

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the creepers are friendly, the pigs can fly, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Eating Ender Dragon, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a stack of enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Chicken Jockey Circus, where tiny chickens ride on the backs of speedy baby zombies in a thrilling race around the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for adventure! chomp munch slurp

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