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  • CalmCraft SMP: PlanBust LOL

    CalmCraft SMP: PlanBust LOL

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join, like ASAP! So, picture this: you’re chilling in your base, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a creeper blows up half of it. But guess what? Instead of getting mad, you just laugh it off because this server is all about embracing chaos, bro!

    We got crazy events like “TNT Tuesdays” where the whole server is just blowing stuff up for fun. And don’t even get me started on our legendary “Pig Racing” competitions, where you can win rare items and bragging rights for days.

    Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party we have every Saturday night? Yeah, it’s lit, bro. You gotta join this server if you wanna experience the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CalmCraft SMP – ZenMaster

    CalmCraft SMP – ZenMaster

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can chill and vibe with some of the most relaxed players in the blocky universe? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual spa for your soul, where the soothing sounds of mining and crafting will make you feel as calm as a cucumber in a hot tub. Join us and let your worries melt away like butter on a warm potato! Plus, rumor has it that our resident llama tamer can actually hypnotize creepers into doing the Macarena. True story. So come on down and join the fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CalmCraft SMP

    CalmCraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the soothing sounds of chickens clucking, cows mooing, and creepers hissing! Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind after a long day of mining and crafting. Plus, rumor has it that our resident parrot has a secret talent for singing lullabies to help you fall asleep in your cozy little base.

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring good luck to all who find it. Legend has it that if you can tame the Diamond Pig, you’ll be blessed with endless riches and rare loot for the rest of your days on the server.

    So come join us and experience the tranquility and excitement of our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure trove or make friends with a talking sheep along the way!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CalmCraft Minecraft Server

    CalmCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cool, calm, and collected as Ichigo from Bleach? Look no further! Our server is for mature players who aren’t idiots and don’t have annoying catchphrases. Join us if you want to be a doctor and help out in your old man’s clinic instead of chasing some selfish dream.

    Just like Ichigo, we prefer to live a normal life and only do the shinigami stuff when we have to. Plus, we actually look and act older than we really are – no baby-faced players here! And don’t worry, we have decent fashion sense and don’t wear clothes that make us look like we sleep in them.

    So if you’re tired of servers with drama and messed up childhoods, come join us where we make decisions based on reason, not emotion. Even if you didn’t like Bleach, you have to admit that Ichigo is one of the best shonen leads of all time – and our server is just as awesome!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CalmCraft Minecraft Server

    CalmCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of constantly being bombarded with creepers and zombies while trying to build your dream house in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server offers a unique solution to all your problems – a special calming potion that not only protects you from mobs, but also helps you relax and focus on your building projects without any distractions.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground hot tub party where all the coolest players hang out. Join us for a wild time filled with dancing pandas, flying pigs, and unlimited cake. Who needs to worry about creepers when you can party with your fellow players in style?

    So come on over and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server around. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the magic of our calming potion and hot tub party, you’ll never want to leave!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CalmCraft Minecraft Server

    CalmCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting ganked by creepers and skeletons on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is protected by a magical unicorn that shoots rainbow lasers at any hostile mobs that come near you!

    Join our server and experience the soothing powers of the “Baby Shark” song that instantly calms you down after a rage-inducing creeper explosion. Our community is filled with players who love to build epic castles made entirely out of diamond blocks and ride around on flying pigs.

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and the occasional dance party in the Nether realm. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RollCraft Minecraft Server

    RollCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, forget about watching a movie, come join our epic Minecraft server instead! We’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that drop diamonds, and creepers that do the macarena before exploding. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs in just to get wrecked by our players. So ditch the popcorn and come join the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyBuddies Minecraft Server

    BlockyBuddies Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested over french fries and body comments! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and misunderstandings, just like the one between our player (17, F) and her friend (18, F).

    Witness the intense lunchtime exchange where fries are offered and dieting woes are shared. Experience the awkwardness of trying to make amends after a comment about breast size, all while navigating the treacherous waters of friendship in the lecture hall.

    But fear not, for our server is a place of growth and learning. Learn the importance of boundaries and communication as you navigate the complexities of human relationships. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation where you have to apologize for something you don’t remember doing!

    So come join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and social interactions. Who knows what crazy scenarios await you on our Minecraft server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DriveB4Babies

    DriveB4Babies

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! So, picture this: you’re happily mining away in the virtual world, building your dream castle, when suddenly you realize… you want kids! But wait, there’s a catch – your partner doesn’t drive. That’s right, you’ll be the designated chauffeur for all school runs, doctor’s appointments, and soccer games.

    But fear not, for our server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world responsibilities by immersing yourself in a pixelated paradise where driving skills are not required. Build your family home, raise virtual children, and never worry about being the designated driver again.

    So come on, join us on this wild ride of parenthood without the hassle of driving tests. Who needs a driver’s license when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s do this, but only if you pass your Minecraft test!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AfterSexCraft Minecraft Server

    AfterSexCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have a special plugin that gives you a diamond every time you… well, you know. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Enderman who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the shenanigans begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP