Calm MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

humor, Minecraft, Philosophical, stand up comedy, humor in media

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where white people are so hilariously unpredictable that you’ll never know what to expect next! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics and unexpected twists.

Our server is like a 4chan meme come to life, where white people break all stereotypes and show their true colors in the most outrageous ways possible. From building giant statues of cheese to organizing dance parties with llamas, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So why join our server? Because watching white people be anything but calm and philosophical will have you laughing so hard you won’t be able to stand it! Come join the fun and see just how funny white people can be in the world of Minecraft.

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Late Night Mining Madness Minecraft SMP

night, Quiet, Time, late night, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever play in!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of giant diamonds, and tame creepers to do your bidding. We’ve got a secret underground base filled with treasure, a roller coaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at anyone who dares to challenge you.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Goodnight, lovely people :3

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EndlessWorld – Vanilla Minecraft Server

Cozy, Relax, Development, Vanilla, Minecraft

Hello, Buddy! Welcome to the cozy and calm Minecraft server – EndlessWorld (Version 1.7.10). This is where you can relax, survive, and mostly ENJOY! All information: VK – https://vk.com/endless_mc, DISCORD – (under development…)

185.9.145.8:25773

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QuietCraft: The Hungry Miner’s Hideaway

name.., Serene, QuietCraft, Dining, miners

so, like, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz, like, it’s where all da cool kids hang out. we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ backflips. it’s like a circus up in here, but with creepers instead of clowns.

once, there was dis dude who found a secret diamond cave on our server. he thought he was all slick and stuff, but then he got ambushed by a pack of zombie chickens. it was hilarious, bro.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT? yeah, it’s totally safe, trust me. just make sure to bring a fire extinguisher.

so, like, join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. just watch out for those sneaky zombie chickens, they’re always up to no good.

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MobCraft Minecraft Server

far-right MKs, Israel, violence, protest, extremist

Yo, so like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro! We got mobs storming IDF bases with far-right MKs, like what even is that?! It’s a total party up in here, with Netanyahu and Herzog tryna keep the peace, but we all know it’s just chaos and craziness all around. Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life, where anything can happen and nothing is off limits. Let’s get this party started, fam!

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PrinceCraft Minecraft Server

Calm, PrinceCraft, Sleep, sweet prince, Relaxation

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So say goodbye to boring nights and hello to endless fun on our server. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft master and create memories that will have you saying, “Good night, sweet prince” in the most epic way possible!

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CalmCraft Minecraft Server

Server, Minecraft, selfless dream, CalmCraft, decent fashion sense

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cool, calm, and collected as Ichigo from Bleach? Look no further! Our server is for mature players who aren’t idiots and don’t have annoying catchphrases. Join us if you want to be a doctor and help out in your old man’s clinic instead of chasing some selfish dream.

Just like Ichigo, we prefer to live a normal life and only do the shinigami stuff when we have to. Plus, we actually look and act older than we really are – no baby-faced players here! And don’t worry, we have decent fashion sense and don’t wear clothes that make us look like we sleep in them.

So if you’re tired of servers with drama and messed up childhoods, come join us where we make decisions based on reason, not emotion. Even if you didn’t like Bleach, you have to admit that Ichigo is one of the best shonen leads of all time – and our server is just as awesome!

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CraftyCOVIDTV- Trump’s Calm, Biden’s Drama

Address, reduced, trump, influence, Drama

So, like, this server is like, totally epic, dude. You gotta join because, like, when you play on it, you’ll feel all the emotions, man. Like, Trump followers will feel less bad stuff, and Biden followers will feel more bad stuff. It’s like an emotional rollercoaster, bro. Join now and experience the feels like never before! Trust me, it’s gonna be wild!

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WeddingCraft: No BYOW for Stepmom

cooler, step mother, wine, expensive, signature cocktails

Are you tired of your stepmom thinking she can just bring her own fancy Chardonnay to your wedding? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life weddings! Our open bar has unlimited virtual signature cocktails, beer, wine, and liquor – and guess what? You can bring your own Chardonnay and no one will bat an eye!

We have a special virtual venue where you can throw a $65,000 wedding without breaking the bank. And don’t worry about legality – in our Minecraft world, you can bring in as much outside alcohol as you want (as long as it’s virtual, of course).

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real-life wedding drama behind! Plus, you never know when a virtual stepmom might try to sneak in some virtual wine in her virtual purse – it’s all part of the fun!

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HeartSkip Minecraft Server

Arrhythmia, Relief, Treatment, Cardiology, Symptoms

Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers that just don’t get your heart racing? Well, look no further because our server will literally give you an arrhythmia! That’s right, our intense gameplay and heart-pounding adventures will have you feeling like you’re on the brink of cardiac arrest at all times. Doctors may say you’re fine, but we know the truth – you need the adrenaline rush of our server to truly feel alive! Join now and see if you can survive the ultimate Minecraft challenge – just make sure to have your defibrillator handy!

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