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ChillCraft SMP – “Calm Down, It’s Just Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3105
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	181
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where everything is bigger and better in person! Just like how your boyfriend’s cock looked massive in person, our builds and creations will blow your mind. Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world where even the smallest block looks massive.

And don’t worry about being a Minecraft virgin, our community is so welcoming and intuitive that no one will judge you for your lack of experience. Just like how sex was easy and intuitive for you, navigating our SMP will be a breeze. So come join us and let’s build something massive together!

ChillCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1765
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly like a majestic unicorn.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Just remember to watch out for the lava-filled roller coaster and the mischievous Endermen who like to steal your socks. Trust us, you won’t find a server quite like this anywhere else.

CalmCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9090
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Dragon Scales Harvested:	469	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of constantly being bombarded with creepers and zombies while trying to build your dream house in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server offers a unique solution to all your problems – a special calming potion that not only protects you from mobs, but also helps you relax and focus on your building projects without any distractions.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground hot tub party where all the coolest players hang out. Join us for a wild time filled with dancing pandas, flying pigs, and unlimited cake. Who needs to worry about creepers when you can party with your fellow players in style?

So come on over and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server around. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the magic of our calming potion and hot tub party, you’ll never want to leave!

CraftyCalmDown

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5980
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Holy Grails Found:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5967	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Chimeras Created:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds and getting blown up by creepers in the same old boring Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you to relax and unwind in moments of anxiety!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Chicken, a mythical creature rumored to lay golden eggs and grant wishes to those who can find it. So grab your pickaxe and start searching for this elusive fowl, because who knows what kind of crazy adventures and riches await you on our server!

So why wait? Join us today and let the laughter and fun wash away your worries in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Anon’s Blocky Paradise: Where You Can Finally Let Loose and Relieve Yourself in Style!

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5566
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Votes:	8766	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Towns Built:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and zombies break out into spontaneous musical numbers. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on weekends!

But that’s not all! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples just waiting for you to find. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Minecraft SMP: Police Surveillance Scene

10/10 rating, binoculars, crime drama, Crime Scene, Criminals., detective work, Every Step You Take, GENIUS, law enforcement, Minecraft, Police, Police investigation, police procedural, police surveillance, Scene, smp, Surveillance, Surveillance Footage, surveillance scene, surveillance tactics, Surveillance technology, the police, Thriller, tv show, undercover operation

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9468
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this server where the police are surveilling criminals with binoculars, but instead of catching them, they break out into a synchronized dance routine to “Every Breath You Take” by The Police. It’s like a real-life musical, but in Minecraft!

But that’s not all, we have insane stories happening all the time on this server. Like the time a player built a rollercoaster that accidentally launched them into the sky and they landed in a pool of lava. Or when a group of players decided to have a fashion show using only pixelated blocks as clothing. The creativity knows no bounds here!

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, join us on this server and be prepared for non-stop laughs and unforgettable moments. Just remember, every step you take, we’ll be watching you…and probably laughing our heads off!

Erika’s Tank Battle Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, battle, comedy, Competition, doujin, Erikas, friendship, girls und panzer, gup, high school girls, japanese animation, Manga, manga series, military school, Minecraft, Phase Erika, school life, Server, sports, TANK, tank warfare, teamwork

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8397
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and participate in epic llama races across the desert. And that’s just the beginning!

Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We once had a player who built a functioning spaceship and flew to the moon to battle space creepers. True story!

So, if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, join our server and prepare for the most insane adventures of your life. Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. The madness awaits!

Daily Tegami Bachi Storytime Minecraft SMP

action, Adventure, Amberground, Anime, Bachi, chapter 22, Daily, Drama, FANTASY, film noir, Gauche Suede, Lag Seeing, Letter Bee, Letter Bee Academy, Manga, Minecraft, Mystery, SHONEN, smp, storytime, Supernatural, Tegami, Tegami Bachi

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5385
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	126	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ores Mined:	9071
Dragons Tamed:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Buildings Constructed:	30

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where every block tells a story and every player is a detective in the making. In this chapter, we’re diving into the world of Film Noir, where mystery and intrigue lurk around every corner.

Join us if you want to solve crimes, uncover secrets, and maybe even catch a glimpse of a shadowy figure lurking in the shadows. Our server is filled with hidden passageways, secret codes, and even a few double-crossing NPCs who are always up to no good.

But beware, not everything is as it seems in this dark and gritty world. You never know who you can trust, and one wrong move could land you in a virtual interrogation room faster than you can say “I swear, I didn’t steal those diamonds!”

So grab your trench coat, put on your fedora, and get ready to embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Join our Minecraft SMP and become the ultimate detective in the world of Film Noir. Just don’t forget to watch your back, because in this server, the only thing more dangerous than a creeper is a player with a secret to hide.

Dub City Minecraft Server

Achieve, Champions, champions mindset, city, Conquer, Dub, Dub Nation, dubs, First Place, Minecraft, only winners get dubs, Server, success, Successful, top spot, triumph, Victorious, Victory, WINNERS, winners circle, winning attitude, winning mentality, winning streak

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2872
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of constantly losing in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is for winners only! We don’t accept any losers here, only dub-getters allowed.

Join our server and experience the thrill of victory as you dominate in PvP battles, conquer epic dungeons, and build the most epic bases that will make even Herobrine jealous.

But beware, the losers on other servers will try to infiltrate our ranks, so you must stay on your toes and prove that you are a true winner.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that you are the ultimate Minecraft champion! Because here, only winners get dubs.

Why Don’t They Just Build The World’s Biggest AI Quantum… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6682
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	8093
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can cure is a zombie villager? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the world’s biggest AI quantum supercomputer! That’s right, you can ask it all the science questions you don’t know and even cure cancer overnight! Who needs potions when you have advanced technology at your fingertips? Join us now and become the ultimate Minecraft scientist!

Crafty Cunt Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7908
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Magic Items Found:	7047
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	293	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a cunt is not only accepted but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the most epic pizza parties in all of Minecraft! Our pizza brand is so popular that even the creepers can’t resist coming to our parties. Plus, rumor has it that our pizza toppings have magical powers that can make you fly in the game. Who needs wings when you have pizza, right?

So come on over to our server and let’s show the world that being a cunt is not a bad thing, it’s a way of life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Toilet Troubles Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6150
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Star Shards Collected:	126	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Meteorites Collected:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only danger is running out of food? Well, look no further because our server is a thrill-seeker’s paradise! We have lava pits everywhere, creepers lurking around every corner, and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a pack of wild wolves ready to attack!

But don’t worry, we also care about your health and safety. That’s why we have mandatory daily workouts where you have to mine blocks for an hour straight to keep your character in shape. And if you die in-game, you have to do 20 push-ups in real life before respawning. It’s the ultimate fitness challenge!

Join us if you dare, but be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos and come out on top. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6581
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Towns Built:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Farms Harvested:	129

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

MCRD1.SKYBARS.ME

Fauna’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9038
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question all your life decisions? Look no further than our server! We’ve got Hololive members joining left and right, including Fauna who made the mistake of not joining sooner. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you a Minecraft pro in no time. Plus, you might even run into Fauna herself and get some insider tips on how to survive in the wild world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft server out there!

Big Chuuba Minecraft SMP Play Dee Em Cee

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1085
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Magic Items Found:	1865
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing until your sides hurt? Look no further than our server! We’ve got players who spam strings 24/7 like it’s their job (maybe it is, who knows?). And if they get bored, they’ll move on to spamming something else just to keep things interesting.

But that’s not all! We’ve got players who try out new toys and forget about them in minutes, only to move on to the next shiny thing. It’s like a circus in here, but with more creepers.

And don’t even get us started on the female streamers. Are they bad at video games? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see what all the chaos is about!