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  • ChillCraft SMP – “Calm Down, It’s Just Minecraft SMP”

    ChillCraft SMP – “Calm Down, It’s Just Minecraft SMP”

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where everything is bigger and better in person! Just like how your boyfriend’s cock looked massive in person, our builds and creations will blow your mind. Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world where even the smallest block looks massive.

    And don’t worry about being a Minecraft virgin, our community is so welcoming and intuitive that no one will judge you for your lack of experience. Just like how sex was easy and intuitive for you, navigating our SMP will be a breeze. So come join us and let’s build something massive together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ChillCraft Minecraft Server

    ChillCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking chickens.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly like a majestic unicorn.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Just remember to watch out for the lava-filled roller coaster and the mischievous Endermen who like to steal your socks. Trust us, you won’t find a server quite like this anywhere else.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CalmCraft Minecraft Server

    CalmCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of constantly being bombarded with creepers and zombies while trying to build your dream house in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server offers a unique solution to all your problems – a special calming potion that not only protects you from mobs, but also helps you relax and focus on your building projects without any distractions.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground hot tub party where all the coolest players hang out. Join us for a wild time filled with dancing pandas, flying pigs, and unlimited cake. Who needs to worry about creepers when you can party with your fellow players in style?

    So come on over and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server around. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the magic of our calming potion and hot tub party, you’ll never want to leave!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCalmDown

    CraftyCalmDown

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining for diamonds and getting blown up by creepers in the same old boring Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you to relax and unwind in moments of anxiety!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are always ready to lend a helping hand or a virtual hug when you need it most. Need to calm down after a long day of battling mobs and exploring caves? Take a dip in our virtual hot tub or relax in our pixelated sauna for some much-needed R&R.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Chicken, a mythical creature rumored to lay golden eggs and grant wishes to those who can find it. So grab your pickaxe and start searching for this elusive fowl, because who knows what kind of crazy adventures and riches await you on our server!

    So why wait? Join us today and let the laughter and fun wash away your worries in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Anon’s Blocky Paradise: Where You Can Finally Let Loose and Relieve Yourself in Style!

    Anon’s Blocky Paradise: Where You Can Finally Let Loose and Relieve Yourself in Style!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

    Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and zombies break out into spontaneous musical numbers. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on weekends!

    But that’s not all! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples just waiting for you to find. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • EvoEarth

    EvoEarth

    New Minecraft Servers

    EvoEarth is a Minecraft Server based on a Earth Map with Towny being the main focus. You can create towns, have wars, do whatever! You can even create a mega-corporation to take over the world. Bedrock Port = 19132

    mc.evoearth.xyz

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Xylo Network

    Xylo Network

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bedrock IP: 172.96.140.17 Bedrock port: 25799 Java Ip: XyloSMP.wither.best

    Features:

    1.8 combat Hacks allowed Semi-Anarchy Craftable god apples (1.8 crafting recipe) Custom enchants MC Versions 1.9.4+

    xylosmp.wither.best:25751

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Mythic and Magic

    Mythic and Magic

    New Minecraft Servers

    Mythic and Magic is a server with a mythical feeling. There’s different Elf races to choose from, quests to complete, ability to claim land, ability to toggle PVP and server cosmetics such as pets, mounts & emotes! It’s a welcoming, lovely community feel! We also have Hunger Games & Spleef! We hope to see you there <3

    mythicandmagic.apexmc.co

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Static Studios (unreal)

    Static Studios (unreal)

    New Minecraft Servers

    Static studios I think? Ion know bro but the server is dead. The original owner had college. Well I made this because why not?

    N4.MCST.IO:64788

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ARCADEXS

    ARCADEXS

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Arcadexs! We currently offer a wide selection of servers ranging from Survival Classic, Survival Custom, BoxPvP and more! Read below for more information.

    mc.arcadexs.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NightCraft

    NightCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Version: 1.8 | 1.20.1

    Three simple gamemodes, Vanilla, OneBlock and SkyPVP. if you want chill this is the right place!.

    OneBlock: is a game mode where you start with only one block of land and must make the most of limited resources to survive and progress. You’ll need to break through the initial block to obtain resources, such as wood, ore, and food, and use them strategically to expand your island and craft a variety of items to survive. The goal is to reach the end of the game, overcoming increasingly difficult challenges along the way.

    Vanilla: this mode allows you to use basic commands like /home, /sethome, /spawn, /tpa, /tpaccept. You will be able to collect spawners using silktouch and move them elsewhere. Additionally, randomteleport can be used to randomly teleport to a location in the game world. This mode maintains the standard features of Minecraft.

    mc.nightcraft.it

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MinecraftIL

    MinecraftIL

    New Minecraft Servers

    We are back to activity after a long time when the server was closed, we will be happy to see you here The server will be SKYBLOCK But over time there will be more things also to hack

    mc.infinitycmm.online

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Callecox MC

    Callecox MC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Callecox Minecraft Crossplay Server. With Creative, Survival and PVP Worlds. You can Join with Bedrock and Java also.

    Java: 134.255.219.187:2000

    Bedrock: 134.255.219.187:2004 or callecox.dynv6.net:2004

    You can join with an older and newer version!

    The Livemap you can find here: http://134.255.219.187:2005

    No cracked Accounts and i can upgrade the server slots should a lot more be needed!

    134.255.219.187:2000

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SmolCraft

    SmolCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a super simple SMP experience? Don’t like those super modded, plug-in heavy servers?

    Well, come login to SmolCraft!

    You have access to /tpa /homeset and /claim and a few other commands. PvP enabled, you can /pvp at anytime to toggle it on/off.

    No economy! We don’t like seeing the amount of arguments and trolling that happens on economy servers, we strive to keep this drama free! We want to see what you can build by actually playing the game! Bragging rights are earned.

    We have a voting reward system instead of an economy! Make sure to login and vote to get points for the Voteshop!

    We do have a few donor ranks for those looking for some extra perks, or just donate to donate, to keep the server going.

    We will be looking forward to your EARNED accomplishments!

    Smolcraft.myserver.gs

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Trade Haven

    Trade Haven

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bedrock IP: play.tradehaven.us:19132 Trade Haven is a newer enhanced SMP server with tons of features for you and your friends to have fun. We have designed the server to be played in any way as you’d like! Trade Haven is a Play to Win server with tons of unique features and custom plugins. On Trade Haven, some of the few activities you can do are – – Level up your skills and collect rewards! – Claim land and build with your friends – Complete daily quests through the quest master! – Work a job and make some hard-earned cash – Search for custom items that boost your gameplay – Obtain Custom Enchantments … and so much more! So, hop on Trade Haven today!

    tradehavensmp.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP