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ChillCraft SMP – “Calm Down, It’s Just Minecraft SMP”

size perception, Calm, Massive, Experience, Chillcraft

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where everything is bigger and better in person! Just like how your boyfriend’s cock looked massive in person, our builds and creations will blow your mind. Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world where even the smallest block looks massive.

And don’t worry about being a Minecraft virgin, our community is so welcoming and intuitive that no one will judge you for your lack of experience. Just like how sex was easy and intuitive for you, navigating our SMP will be a breeze. So come join us and let’s build something massive together!

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ChillCraft Minecraft Server

stress relief, Chillcraft, Server, Serenity, inner peace

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly like a majestic unicorn.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Just remember to watch out for the lava-filled roller coaster and the mischievous Endermen who like to steal your socks. Trust us, you won’t find a server quite like this anywhere else.

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CalmCraft Minecraft Server

stress relief, Intimacy, healthy habits, self-control, Therapy

Are you tired of constantly being bombarded with creepers and zombies while trying to build your dream house in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server offers a unique solution to all your problems – a special calming potion that not only protects you from mobs, but also helps you relax and focus on your building projects without any distractions.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground hot tub party where all the coolest players hang out. Join us for a wild time filled with dancing pandas, flying pigs, and unlimited cake. Who needs to worry about creepers when you can party with your fellow players in style?

So come on over and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server around. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the magic of our calming potion and hot tub party, you’ll never want to leave!

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CraftyCalmDown

relaxation techniques, calm down, Stress Management, mental relaxation, Relaxation

Are you tired of mining for diamonds and getting blown up by creepers in the same old boring Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you to relax and unwind in moments of anxiety!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are always ready to lend a helping hand or a virtual hug when you need it most. Need to calm down after a long day of battling mobs and exploring caves? Take a dip in our virtual hot tub or relax in our pixelated sauna for some much-needed R&R.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Chicken, a mythical creature rumored to lay golden eggs and grant wishes to those who can find it. So grab your pickaxe and start searching for this elusive fowl, because who knows what kind of crazy adventures and riches await you on our server!

So why wait? Join us today and let the laughter and fun wash away your worries in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Anon’s Blocky Paradise: Where You Can Finally Let Loose and Relieve Yourself in Style!

these, here you go, unwind, self-soothe, Relieve

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and zombies break out into spontaneous musical numbers. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on weekends!

But that’s not all! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples just waiting for you to find. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

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LostCauseNetwork

Survival, Whitelist

Halloo! Vault Hunters time! Come join us on our fun adventure with VH3 We’re looking for friendly and talkative people. We’ve got simple voice chat mod and bluemap. Now we are a whitelisted server. so you’ll need to join the discord to be whitelisted.

Lostcausenetwork.com

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Macaroni Land

Factions, Survival, PvP, Economy, PvE

——————————————————————————————- Greetings and welcome to our server page, macaroni-land is yet another new geyser survival server in a sea of other ones nevertheless here we are, now we got fairly simple stuff like large biomes, a low theme basically wanna make a town go nuts wanna make a faction and pillage the lands that’s great legit do what you do, just don’t break the like 4-5 rules we have which are legit just to help with the clowns you know no spamming no script clients stuff like that, currently we don’t have much up but we do have a very small shop at spawn so that’s cool now planned you know mini-games think spleef, some pvp gamemode’s stuff like that among other little trinkets, now currently we have the following – a simple shop at spawn – large biomes world gen like they be big – a spawn warp along with tpa and a beacon based teleport system for fast travel – the frog(cool) – and custom music disks(no pack download required) so yes if you would like to give us a shot we say thank you

-> Or add sparercookie540 for easier access!

37.10.122.12:25984

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Rise Of Gens

Economy, Skyblock, PvP

Hello have you been in search for a new gen skyblock server, I think you’re search is now over Come join us on your adventure and have the time of you’re life!

Server Features: – Custom Resource Pack – Custom Item Upgrades – Custom Plugins – Custom Mission – Daily Rewards – Custom Gens

RiseOfGens.minehut.gg

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Mooshland

Earthmap, Earth, Survival, Towny

Hey there! Welcome to Mooshland, a true Towny-Earth server.Our server in short:

Towny – Land claiming to create your own towns and nations on Earth!Jobs – Balanced to pay out based on manual work, no easy automation!Perks – Purchase various perks with in-game currency!Dynmap – An online interactive map to see exactly where you are on Earth, and where to go to reach your destination!Chest shops – Buy and sell to other players in an interactive and user friendly way. We thought it pairs perfectly with Towny and Earth as it creates an authentic community experience!Community Events – Stay tuned for upcoming events!Custom Resource Pack – We have a resource pack that implements our custom menus and custom items!

And much more! But we’d rather have you come look and see for yourself 😉

Mooshland currently runs on 1.20.4.

IP: mooshland.com

mooshland.com

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MidasCraft

Survival, smp, Crates, Kits, Rewards

[1.20] MidasCraft is a high-quality Survival SMP server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!

Unique Survival SMPDaily RewardsStarter KitClaim LandCratesJobs

mc.midascraft.net

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