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ChillCraft SMP – “Calm Down, It’s Just Minecraft SMP”

19 cm, Boyfriend, Calm, calm down, Chillcraft, cock size, EASY, Experience, first time, fucking, funny, girl, intimate encounter, Intuitive, judgment, Massive, meeting in person, meeting up, Minecraft, sex, sexual encounter, size perception, smp, Virgin

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8157
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	341	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where everything is bigger and better in person! Just like how your boyfriend’s cock looked massive in person, our builds and creations will blow your mind. Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world where even the smallest block looks massive.

And don’t worry about being a Minecraft virgin, our community is so welcoming and intuitive that no one will judge you for your lack of experience. Just like how sex was easy and intuitive for you, navigating our SMP will be a breeze. So come join us and let’s build something massive together!

ChillCraft Minecraft Server

calm down, Chill out, Chillcraft, de-stress, Deep Breathing, emotional well being, inner peace, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, Peace of mind, positive vibes, Relax, relaxation techniques, self-care, Serenity, Server, Stress Management, stress relief, take it easy, Tranquility, unwind, VT

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6631
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly like a majestic unicorn.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Just remember to watch out for the lava-filled roller coaster and the mischievous Endermen who like to steal your socks. Trust us, you won’t find a server quite like this anywhere else.

CalmCraft Minecraft Server

calm down, CalmCraft, Communication, Deep Breathing, distraction, emotional regulation, Exercise, healthy habits, hobbies, horny, Intimacy, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, relationships, Relaxation, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, self-control, Server, stress relief, Therapy

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9176
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Enchantments Applied:	140
Emeralds Found:	7181	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Star Shards Collected:	132	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Holy Grails Found:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Are you tired of constantly being bombarded with creepers and zombies while trying to build your dream house in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server offers a unique solution to all your problems – a special calming potion that not only protects you from mobs, but also helps you relax and focus on your building projects without any distractions.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground hot tub party where all the coolest players hang out. Join us for a wild time filled with dancing pandas, flying pigs, and unlimited cake. Who needs to worry about creepers when you can party with your fellow players in style?

So come on over and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server around. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the magic of our calming potion and hot tub party, you’ll never want to leave!

CraftyCalmDown

anxiety, anxiety relief, calm down, calming activities, coping strategies, CraftyCalmDown, Deep Breathing, emotional well being, grounding techniques, meditation, mental health, mental relaxation, mindfulness, positive affirmations, Relaxation, relaxation techniques, self help, self soothing, self-care, Stress Management, stress relief

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1077
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Secret Passages Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	529
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Buildings Constructed:	50
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds and getting blown up by creepers in the same old boring Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you to relax and unwind in moments of anxiety!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Chicken, a mythical creature rumored to lay golden eggs and grant wishes to those who can find it. So grab your pickaxe and start searching for this elusive fowl, because who knows what kind of crazy adventures and riches await you on our server!

So why wait? Join us today and let the laughter and fun wash away your worries in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Anon’s Blocky Paradise: Where You Can Finally Let Loose and Relieve Yourself in Style!

Anon, Anons, bathroom break, blocky, calm down, Chill out, decompress, Escape, Finally, here you go, Loose, me time, mental health, Paradise, Peace of mind, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, Relieve, relieve yourself, self-care, self-soothe, stress relief, Style, take a break, these, Tranquility, unwind, wellness

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8002
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Crops Grown:	1403
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and zombies break out into spontaneous musical numbers. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on weekends!

But that’s not all! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples just waiting for you to find. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

BlockChainz: Where Even the Creepers Invest in Bitcoin!

asset management, Bitcoin, Blockchain, BlockChainz, Bull Run, CREEPERS, cryptocurrency, digital assets, Digital Currency, digital economy, economic outlook, finance, financial forecast, future predictions, invest, Investment, market analysis, market trends, nasdaq, speculation, Technology, Trading, volatility

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1110
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	249
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Bitcoin bull runs? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only bull runs you’ll see are the ones charging through our virtual pastures! Our server is like the Nasdaq of Minecraft, with added volatility for that extra thrill. Who needs Bitcoin when you can have virtual cows running wild? Join now for a wild ride of blocky proportions!

SwashbuckleCraft: Where finding diamonds is easier than finding a good joke! 99% Vanilla Java 1.20

Anti-Griefing, backup, Builds, Community, diamonds, Discord, donator, easier, Fabric, finding, gameplay, Good, Grief, invite, java, JOKE, kid friendly, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvP, Server, smp, SwashbuckleCraft, Vanilla, Whitelist, world

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3122
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Void Armor Forged:	20	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Buildings Constructed:	11

Minecraft Server Overview

Pros:
– Your builds will never go away (our world is 8 years old and will not reset. Backups and anti-griefing tools also exist)
– Our group is small, so it’s easy to be familiar with everyone
– We are 99% vanilla – running fabric server software
– There are no donator benefits, only donate if you want to

Cons:
– If you like to grief, PvP, or say things that aren’t kid friendly you’ll not enjoy it
– Our group is small, so you may be the only player online at times

If that sounds good to you please click here to get added to the whitelist.

If that doesn’t sound good to you I hope you find the perfect server soon! Good luck and thanks for reading!

FAQ

Q: Is the server modded or vanilla?

A: The server is 99% vanilla, running fabric server software.

Q: Do my builds get deleted/reset?

A: No, our world is 8 years old and will not reset. Backups and anti-griefing tools are also in place.

Q: Are there donator benefits?

A: There are no donator benefits, only donate if you want to support the server.

Q: What if I like griefing, PvP, or not kid-friendly talk?

A: This server may not be enjoyable for players who engage in griefing, PvP, or use inappropriate language.

BoomerCraft: Where we all wish we were young again

“Youth, #friendgroup, #generationgap, #identitycrisis, #independentadult, #losttime, #punkshows, #selfperception, #youngadult, 30s, Aesthetic, bitter, BoomerCraft, collegeaged, Cool, Hookups, latebloomer, millennial, neeting, regret, selfsabotage, young

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	516
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Star Shards Collected:	280
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1999
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Are you tired of feeling like you missed out on your youth? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number! Join us and relive your glory days of being young, wild, and free!

Our server is filled with young, cool players who are always down for a good time. From epic build battles to crazy adventures, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our virtual punk shows are to die for – you’ll be moshing in no time!

And don’t worry about not fitting in – on our server, everyone is welcome, regardless of age. So come join us and let loose, because who says you can’t be young and cool at 28? Let’s make some memories that will have you feeling forever young!

Blocky Madness

automobile, blocky, CAR, controversial, controversy, Dark History, dictator, dictator’s car, germany, historical artifact, History, hitler, Infamous, INSANE, luxury, madness, museum piece, nazi, rare find, vintage, war crime, world war II

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7930
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	270	Emeralds Found:	5446
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of driving Hitler’s actual car! Yes, you read that right. This server is so exclusive that we have managed to recreate Hitler’s car in Minecraft for you to drive around in. Who knew the dictator had such a love for blocky vehicles?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and hidden surprises. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere down there. Will you be the lucky player to find it?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with creepers, zombies, and skeletons. Don’t worry, they’re all friendly and love to be petted. Just watch out for the exploding hugs from the creepers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew Minecraft could be this wild?

Heroes and Empires | 1.18.2 | Towny | RPG | Geopol

1.18.2, 1600s, 1700s, Cannons, Earth, Earthmap, Flagwar, Geopol, Guns, heroes and empires, minecraft server, Movecraft, muskets, Pirates, Roleplay, RPG, Towny

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1952
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Void Armor Forged:	28
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	70
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Heroes and Empires | 1.18.2 | Towny | RPG | Geopol Minecraft Server

IP: heroesandempires.modded.funVersion: 1.18.2 (Optifine recommended!)Choose from 20 RPG classes!Start your own Town and Nation!Explore and Conquer a huge map of the Earth!Heroes and Empires is a geopolitical towny flag war server with a unique RPG system, based on real historical warriors from past centuries. Whether you decide to use a sword and shield as a knight, or a musket as a skirmisher, is up to you. Come join our community today.

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🏰 HighlandsMC: Where the only thing sweeter than the vanilla is the PVP action!

{Moderation team}, action, claim system, Claims, Content Creation, Discord, discussion, Features, Friendly, ground floor, HighlandsMC, Involved, Launching, Lore, Mapping, Nation building, Politics, PvP, Server, smp, sweeter, Territories, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5179
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Dragon Scales Harvested:	274	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

HighlandsMC Geopolitical Server Overview

Features
Discord server which encourages mapping, content creation, and discussion of lore and politics of the server! 💬
An excellent Dynmap to visualise the server’s claims and territories! 🗾
An involved and friendly moderation team! 🗣️
Encouraged nation building and claim system! 🏛️

What are you waiting for? Join the Discord today!!! https://discord.gg/VzESdyen7s

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join HighlandsMC?	You can join HighlandsMC through our Discord server. Visit the link provided above to join.
What activities are encouraged on the server?	We encourage mapping, content creation, and discussion of lore and politics. Nation building and claiming territories are also encouraged.
Is there a moderation team in place?	Yes, we have an involved and friendly moderation team to ensure a positive experience for all players.

SkeletoSMP VS Hypixel

Achievements, adventurous, Challenges, Community, creativity, Customenchantments, Customstructures, Exploration, FANTASY, Fun, Immersive, Jobs, LifeSteal, multiplayer, Quests, Roleplaying, Skills, socializing, Survival, teamwork, VirtualWorld

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8889
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Hypixel	SkeletoSMP
Pros:	Pros:
– Largest Minecraft server with a wide variety of mini-games	– Offers custom enchantments and structures for a unique gameplay experience
– Active community with millions of players	– Features quests, skills, and jobs for added depth to gameplay
– Constant updates and new content	– Provides a wonderful and adventurous survival experience
– High-quality servers with minimal lag	– Thankful and friendly community
Cons:	Cons:
– Can be overwhelming for new players due to the vast amount of content	– Smaller player base compared to larger servers
– Some players may experience connection issues during peak times	– Limited mini-games and activities compared to larger servers

FAQ:

Q: Is Hypixel suitable for casual players?	A: Yes, Hypixel has a wide range of mini-games that cater to both casual and competitive players.
Q: What sets SkeletoSMP apart from other survival servers?	A: SkeletoSMP offers custom enchantments, structures, quests, skills, and jobs for a unique gameplay experience.
Q: How often does Hypixel update their content?	A: Hypixel regularly releases updates and new content to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting.
Q: Does SkeletoSMP have an active and friendly community?	A: Yes, SkeletoSMP prides itself on having a thankful and friendly community for players to enjoy.

Crafty Bookworms

Adventure, anticipation, Beginning, Book Club, bookworm, Bookworms, Crafty, Curiosity, discovery, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Fiction, Journey, Literature, Mystery, new book, novel, page-turner, reading, starting out, storytelling, unknown

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2052
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4097	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mines Excavated:	1579
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	16

Oh boy, get ready for the most epic Minecraft server experience of your life! Picture this: you spawn in and are immediately greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why, you ask? Because on this server, llamas are the ultimate rulers and demand to be treated like royalty.

But that’s not all! As you venture further into the world, you’ll stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of friendly creepers who just want to boogie down. And don’t be surprised if you come across a village populated entirely by talking chickens who have a knack for telling the most outrageous jokes.

Oh, and did we mention the legendary treasure hunt that takes place every full moon? Rumor has it that the prize is a diamond-encrusted golden toilet that grants wishes when you flush it. Yes, you read that right.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with craziness, laughter, and unforgettable adventures. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Fools: Where dumb faggots can avoid disasters with a little creativity! LOL

Accountability, anger, AVOID, avoidable situation, BETRAYAL, communication breakdown, consequences, Crafty, creativity, Disappointment, Disasters, dumb, FAGGOT, Faggots, Failure, Fools, Frustration, Incompetence, Job, leadership, lol, loyalty, magi, RESPONSIBILITY, Sinbad, Support, teamwork

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1622
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	226
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Are you tired of incompetent support staff ruining your adventures in Minecraft? Look no further! Join our server and experience a world where Sinbad is always supported as a Magi, preventing all disasters and mishaps. Say goodbye to dumb faggots and hello to a magical journey filled with epic quests, crazy creatures, and endless fun. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this epic tale – join now and let the adventure begin!

CozyCraving: Where even creepers try to cozy up to you! 1.20.5 Compatible, just don’t get too close 🙈

1.20.5, close, Compatible, Cozy, CozyCraving, CREEPERS, dont, Semi Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1067
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Looking for a semi-vanilla survival server with cross-platform compatibility and minimal plugins? Look no further!! This is a NO WHITELIST, no items spawned survival server to play on with a great built up community. We use a plugin so you won’t have to worry about grief but can still build nearly anywhere. The server will never be reset and will slowly expand over time!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there a whitelist on this server?	No, there is no whitelist on this server.
Are items spawned on this server?	No, items are not spawned on this server.
What plugin is used to prevent griefing?	We use a plugin to prevent griefing while still allowing players to build almost anywhere.
Will the server ever be reset?	No, the server will never be reset and will slowly expand over time.
What is the server IP?	The server IP is play.cozycraving.com.