CallistoMC SMP
Welcome to CallistoMC SMP! A chill place to hang out with pals and enjoy some survival Minecraft.
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Join now and start your survival adventure with a friendly community at CallistoMC SMP!
51.222.225.96:25586
I mean, we got English vtubers running around like headless chickens, scared of being gfe!
Like, imagine the chaos and hilarity of that happening in our server!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you might just pee your pants!
So come on, join us and witness the madness unfold in front of your very eyes!
Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so out-of-this-world that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret hidden treasures and mysterious dungeons just waiting to be explored. Rumor has it, there’s a diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock! Who needs Netherite when you have that kind of power?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant dance party! Villagers break out their best moves and even the zombies can’t help but bust a groove.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old square, in which case, this server is definitely not for you!
Embark on a journey filled with drama, adventure, and questionable marital decisions. Will you choose to prioritize your dying mother’s happiness over your wife’s vacation schedule? Only on our server will you find such intense moral dilemmas to navigate through.
So, if you’re looking for a server where you can explore new lands, make tough decisions, and potentially ruin your marriage, then join us today! Who needs a romantic trip to Norway when you can have all this drama in the comfort of your own Minecraft world?
if u join this server, u will be granted the power to fly like a majestic eagle and shoot fireballs from ur fingertips. plus, there’s a secret underground base where u can find all the rarest loot and ride on a dragon into battle.
also, rumor has it that the server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all trolls and griefers. so u can build ur dream castle without worrying about some noob coming in and ruining it.
oh, and did i mention that every full moon, a herd of unicorns spawn in the server and u can ride them into the sunset while blasting dubstep music? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
so come join us on this mystical Minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Server Type | Vanilla Fabric |
|---|---|
| Server Host | Ryzen 9 7900 |
| RAM | 24 GB |
| Max Players | 20 |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Do you have a shopping district? | Yes, we have a shopping district where you can find great deals. |
| Do you have a nether highway system? | Yes, we have a nether highway system that connects the server. |
| Do you use land claims or chest locks? | No, we don’t use land claims or chest locks, but we can trace actions back to players. |
| Is the community mature? | Yes, we keep toxic people off the server to ensure everyone can enjoy their time. |
| Is there a world border? | No, we don’t have a world border to allow for unlimited storage. |
Experience the thrill of navigating through complex social dynamics, just like in real life, but with pixelated blocks and creepers lurking around every corner. Build your own drama-filled storylines with other players and see who comes out on top in the battle of wits and emotions.
And if you’re looking for a server where you can test your patience and communication skills, look no further! Our community is full of surprises and unexpected outbursts, just like that time when your boyfriend insisted you renew your bus card on the last day before your trip to Japan. Who knew a simple bus card could cause so much chaos?
So come join us on this wild ride of emotions and drama, where every block you place could lead to a new chapter in your Minecraft story. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!
Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds one minute, and the next you’re riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. Only on our server can you experience such epic adventures and truly get your life back on track in the most unexpected way possible.
So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to your boring real life problems. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?