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Trolled in Minecraft SMP

banter, Casual, Chatting, Community, Conversation, Friends, funny, greetings, humor, internet, lighthearted, Minecraft, morning, Off topic, off-topic discussion, ONLINE, playful, small talk, smp, socializing, Trolled, trolling

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7677
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but potatoes and carrots. Watch as our resident prankster fills the entire spawn area with chickens, causing lag for days. And don’t even get me started on the time someone built a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and wished for an unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples. Needless to say, chaos ensued.

So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun, then come join us! Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you. And remember, on this server, there’s no such thing as off topic.

BabyBILGamer420

BabyBILGamer420, birthday celebration, blended family, Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, Competition, Confrontation, family conflict, family dynamics, Fatherhood, husband, in-laws, Jealousy, love, man baby, parenting, relationships, Respect, sibling relationships, stepchildren, stepdad

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7846
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3809	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8389	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Star Shards Collected:	184

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and family dynamics that will leave you questioning everything.

Our server is like no other, with a storyline straight out of a soap opera. Witness the epic saga of a sister with two ex-husbands, a current husband, and a baby on the way. Who needs TV when you have this level of family drama in Minecraft?

Join now to experience the thrill of a stepdad trying to outshine the biological father, kids caught in the middle of a love triangle, and a sister who just can’t seem to catch a break. It’s a wild ride that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat.

So why wait? Join our server today and immerse yourself in the chaos and craziness that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

CraftyCrisis Minecraft SMP

coping mechanisms, CraftyCrisis, Emotional support, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, positive affirmations, relaxation techniques, resilience, self compassion, self help, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, smp, Stress Management, Therapy

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3547
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mines Excavated:	1725
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of your Minecraft world falling apart before your very eyes? Join our SMP and let the chaos ensue! We have a team of expert builders who will literally hold your world together with duct tape and bubble gum. Need a break from the stress of block placing? Our resident comedian will keep you in stitches with their hilarious jokes and antics. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Blocktopia: Underrated Life Lessons

blocktopia, Book, Hidden Gem, Impactful, learning, lessons, Life, life changing, life lesson, Movie, Overlooked, Underrated, underrated book, underrated film, underrated gem, underrated lesson, underrated media, underrated movie, underrated read, underrated story, valuable, wisdom

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	740
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate through our wacky world. From exploding chickens to talking trees, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most underrated book and movie club in the Minecraft universe. Discover hidden gems that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about life. Who knew that a movie about a talking potato could teach you such valuable life lessons?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to be amazed, amused, and utterly confused in the best way possible!

Pixel Pals: The Untold Tale

cinematography, Communication, emotion, Expression, film, Imagery, Interpretation, Media, Message, moving pictures, narrative, PALS, Perception, perspective, Picture, PIXEL, Story, storytelling, Tale, Untold, Video, Visual Storytelling, Words, WORTH..

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9666
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Animals Bred:	135
Towns Built:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Love Letters Sent:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your little dirt house, when all of a sudden, BAM! You’re sucked into a vortex and transported to the most epic server you’ve ever seen!

This server is like a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. You can ride a giant chicken into battle against evil zombies, or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the disco castle.

But wait, there’s more! The server is also home to the legendary Golden Pickaxe, rumored to have the power to mine diamonds with just one tap. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the Potato King, who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

TumbleCraft – Senior Falls Edition

Aging population, dementia, Diagnosis, Edition, Elderly, fall prevention, Falls, health care expenditures, Healthcare, Injuries, life changing, Long Term Care, medical costs, Prevention, public health, research, Risk, Safety Measures, Senior, Seniors, statistics, TumbleCraft, US

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7048
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Animals Bred:	128
Runes Activated:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where falling is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! we have custom gravity settings that will have you tripping over your own blocky feet in no time. but don’t worry, we’ve got helmets for protection (made of diamond, of course).

we’ve got crazy mini-games like “falling frenzy” where the goal is to plummet to the ground as fast as possible without splatting. the winner gets a special potion that turns them into a flying pig for 24 hours. trust us, it’s a hoot.

plus, our server is so intense that it will increase your risk of future dementia diagnosis by 21%! who needs a boring old brain anyway? and the best part? all the health care expenditures from your falls go towards building more insane obstacles for you to conquer.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and fall your way to victory! it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.

HeartCraft: Where creepers sneak up on you faster than you can say ‘diamonds!’ Average 15 online, no resets, all the griefing you can handle!

Active Economy, Auctions, Average, Block logging, CREEPERS, diamonds, Discord, Economy, Faster, Griefing, handle, HeartCraft, java, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Live Map, Marriage plugin, ONLINE, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Purpur, Random teleport, Resets, Resource worlds, smp, sneak, Virginia, zero tolerance

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	854
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	901	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Chimeras Created:	4

HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Server Launch Date	October 2018
Pay-to-Win Store	0% pay-to-win store
Special Features	Live map, pet system, marriage plugin, leaderboard, land claiming
Technical Specs	Dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X server in Virginia, uses Purpur, block logging with CoreProtect, inventory rollback
World Size	Main world is 90,000 x 90,000, other worlds are at least 20,000 x 20,000

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I grief other players?

No, HearthCraft has a zero tolerance policy for griefing. Players are encouraged to build and create without fear of their creations being destroyed by others.

2. Are there paid perks in the server?

No, HearthCraft prides itself on being a 0% pay-to-win server. All gameplay features are accessible to all players without the need for paid perks.

3. How can I claim land?

Players can use the land claiming feature on HearthCraft to protect their builds and belongings. This prevents other players from modifying or destroying their creations.

4. What is the server difficulty level?

The server difficulty is set to Hard, providing a challenging survival experience for players.

5. How can I access the live map?

Players can view the live map of the server by visiting: https://map.hearthcraft.net

Bongo Drummer’s Rent Minecraft Server

bold, Bongo, bongo drummer, CHEEKY, Clever, Creative, DATING, Drummers, flirty, funny, humor, innuendo, memorable, Minecraft, Music, percussionist, pick up line, playful, Rent, rent’s due, Server, slap that ass, Smooth, Unique, Witty

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5765
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dimension Hops:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the grass is always dancing! Join us and experience the thrill of slapping creepers’ asses like a bongo drummer whose rent is due the next day. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, join the madness and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Podcasts Minecraft SMP – Are Any Of His 50+ Worth Listening To Anymore?

Anymore, Bruce Prichard, Entertainment, Listening, long tail tags, Minecraft, podcasts, smp, worth it, WORTH.., wrestling, wwe

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3872
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Are you tired of listening to the same old podcasts that just don’t hit the mark anymore? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for some epic gaming adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those boring podcasts. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal youth and unlimited diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!

BrasilBrosAdventure

Betrayed, BrasilBrosAdventure, Brazil, Communication, Decision making, Divorce, emotions, exhaustion, Expectations, f1, family, fertility treatment, ivf, Marriage, PRESSURE, relationships, Resentment, special needs, stepmom, Struggle, Support

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9078
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Dimension Hops:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6657

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without anyone shipping kids to your doorstep without warning. No surprise stepmom duties here! Plus, forget about fertility treatments and pressure from your partner to get pregnant. On our server, the only thing you’ll be birthing are epic creations!

And get this – there’s no need to sell your car to fund IVF treatments. We don’t believe in putting that kind of financial strain on our players. Instead, focus on building the house of your dreams without any interference from in-laws jetting off to F1 races in Brazil.

So, if you’re tired of feeling betrayed and want a break from real-life drama, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, the only thing you’ll be snapping at is creepers in the game. See you there!