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ProfessionCraft SMP: Capitalist Chaos

Quality, transgressive art, ProfessionCraft, Exploited, supportive

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can unleash your inner revolutionary spirit? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for those who believe in National Socialism and want to create a truly homogeneous and supportive community.

Join us and fight against the exploitation of economic zones by the Jews, because who needs money when you have a strong sense of identity and unity, right? Plus, if you’re tired of doctors only caring about making money instead of actually healing people, then this is the server for you.

Our architects and engineers are dedicated to building affordable homes for everyone, regardless of their nationality. And don’t even get us started on the police, teachers, and artists – they’re all in on the conspiracy to oppress the workers and stifle creativity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let’s overthrow the system, one block at a time! #RevolutionaryMinecraftSMP

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SillyCraft Minecraft Server

high interest, money management, relationship conflict, financial decision, 7 year loan

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your boyfriend’s sister’s car loan decision? Look no further! Join our server for some insane adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Why should you join? Well, just like taking out a 7-year loan on a used car, our server will take you on a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of financial decisions you’ll have to make to survive in this crazy world?

Plus, just like calling out your boyfriend and his sister for their questionable choices, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to stir up drama and controversy with your fellow players. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and excitement?

So come on, join our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about financial responsibility along the way (but probably not).

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Timmy’s Trolling Trouble: Minecraft SMP Madness

Behavior, forum, Int, mean, Timmy

Are you tired of being called a timmy by those pesky thirdies on /int/? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, timmy is the ultimate compliment! Join us and embrace your inner timmy as you build, mine, and survive in a world where being a timmy is a badge of honor.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the firsties on our server have discovered a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. Will you be brave enough to join them on their quest for riches? Or will you be content to build the most epic timmy statue the world has ever seen?

Join our Minecraft SMP today and discover the true meaning of timmy. And remember, on our server, being a timmy is not just a title – it’s a way of life.

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GF Defender – No Incels Allowed

incel, relationship, sexual history, Allowed, Friend

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Millie’s past? Look no further! Join our server for a ride crazier than Millie’s party nights!

Just like Millie, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. You never know what you’ll come across next – maybe a hidden treasure or a secret dungeon!

And just like Millie’s loyal and affectionate side, our community is supportive and welcoming. We’ll show you off as our fellow player and make sure you feel right at home.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only thing crazier than Millie’s past is the fun you’ll have on our server!

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BoomerCraft2021

Argument, Comment, BoomerCraft2021, Peace, weird

Hey there! Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace all ages, even if you sound like a little girl or an old man! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy encounters.

Once upon a time, a player (F24) was wandering through our server when she encountered a fellow player (M45) who made a comment about her voice. Things got heated as they exchanged words, but our player stood her ground and refused to back down. Will they make amends or continue their epic battle? Join us to find out!

Our server is filled with supportive players who will always have your back, whether you’re a seasoned pro or a newbie just starting out. So come on in and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a hilarious drama like the one above!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the fun begin!

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Void’s Calling SMP: Where even the skeletons think twice about griefing

PHONES, bedrock, java, custom IP servers, mobile

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type Vanilla

Player Capacity 30 players

Supported Platforms Java/Bedrock (Mobile or PC)

Discord Community chat and feature suggestion area

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join the discord linked in the profile or add the discord ID athas_

Q: Can I play on my phone?

A: Yes, the server supports Bedrock edition so you can play on your phone.

Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

A: The server is vanilla but you can suggest plugins in the discord feature suggestion area.

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RogCraft Minecraft Server

Identity, RogCraft, pet peeve, nicknames, personal identity

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all – we have a special feature where every time you mine a block, a random meme will pop up on your screen. It’s like playing Minecraft and browsing the internet at the same time!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you get too close to those exploding chickens). See you there, my fellow Rog haters!

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DepressCraft: Mom AFK

depressed friend, mom, mental health, Support, DepressCraft

Are you tired of real life responsibilities getting in the way of your Minecraft adventures? Join our server, where abandoning your virtual children to start fresh in a new country is not only accepted, but encouraged! Our community is full of players looking to escape their real life problems and dive headfirst into the blocky world of Minecraft.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we have a special “Abandonment Therapy” program where you can leave all your real life baggage behind and focus on building that epic castle you’ve always dreamed of. Need a break from your kids? No problem! Just log on and disappear into our virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Drama Llama” faction, where players can let out all their real life frustrations in a safe and supportive environment. Whether you’re dealing with a friend leaving their kids behind or just need to vent about your own mom issues, our community is here for you.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you need to worry about is how to survive the next Creeper explosion. Who needs real life when you have Minecraft?

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BLISS SMP!! Where Creepers Blame Lag for Their Explosive Personalities

application, Active players, Fast, Cozy, Authenticity

BlissSMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name BlissSMP

Plugins 2 plugins for a genuine Vanilla experience

Player Limit 15 active players

Server Type Vanilla

FAQ

1. How can I join the BlissSMP server?

You can join the server by clicking on the following link: https://discord.gg/3uf6YuFvtY and following the instructions provided.

2. How many plugins does the server have?

The server has just 2 plugins to maintain a genuine Vanilla Minecraft experience.

3. What is the player limit on BlissSMP?

The player limit on BlissSMP is 15 active players.

4. Is BlissSMP currently accepting applications?

BlissSMP is currently keeping the server cozy until it reaches 15 active players, after which it will be application-only. Secure your spot now!

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Call of Blocky: Dial ‘1-403-926-5649’ for a wild Minecraft adventure!

North America, phone number, Contact, Minecraft, long distance

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE reasons:

– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving in a laggy world! Can you handle it? – We have a secret underground base filled with EXPLOSIVE surprises. Just watch out for the TNT traps! – Our admin team consists of highly trained dolphins who will guide you through the treacherous waters of Minecraft. They may even grant you three wishes if you’re lucky! – The currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but CHICKEN NUGGETS. Trade wisely! – We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a maze of LAVA and EXPLOSIONS. Hold on tight!

So what are you waiting for? Call 1-403-926-5649 now and join the craziest Minecraft server of all time!

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