calling out Minecraft Servers

Calling Out

  • SweaterSassCraft

    SweaterSassCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner sass? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate showdown of fashion insults in Mandarin!

    Imagine this: you’re building your dream castle in Minecraft, when suddenly, a player starts mocking your building style in Mandarin. But wait, you understand Mandarin too! You fire back with a savage comeback, leaving them speechless and running away in tears.

    But that’s not all – we also have drunk players leaving halfway through the game, leaving you to pick up the pieces (and maybe some extra loot). And who knows, you might even find a date who appreciates your sassy side, unlike that Tinder date who just couldn’t handle your epic burns.

    So come join us on the server where fashion meets insults, where language barriers are broken with sass, and where every moment is a hilarious adventure. Who knew Minecraft could be this entertaining? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PhasedCraft Minecraft Server

    PhasedCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up, we’ve got the craziest Minecraft server out there and you need to join ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a group of dramatubers who tried to take over our server with their drama and chaos. But do you know what happened? Our loyal players banded together and defeated them with their epic building skills and diamond swords. So, if you’re looking for a server where drama gets shut down quicker than a creeper explosion, then this is the place for you. Join now and be a part of the epic Minecraft saga that will go down in history!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PassiveAggressiveMedicSOS

    PassiveAggressiveMedicSOS

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of feeling dizzy and compassed in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where stress-related health issues don’t exist! Our server is so stress-free, even your coworkers won’t need to take you to urgent care.

    With our 80-hour work weeks in-game, you’ll never have to worry about financial difficulties or sinking savings into a failing business. And don’t worry about calling your friend Steve for help – on our server, Steve is always there to drive you home, no questions asked.

    So come join us and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who needs medical emergencies when you can have a virtual adventure in our Minecraft world? Plus, we promise not to call you an AH, unless you’re griefing someone’s build. Just kidding… or are we? 😉

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Dad’s Grief Server

    Dad’s Grief Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of uncovering lies and deceit just like this poor girl did with her boyfriend’s fake engineering degree!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense, even the NPCs have family drama that will leave you questioning your own life choices. Join now and see if you have what it takes to navigate through relationships filled with lies, betrayal, and sudoku puzzles. Who knew a Minecraft server could be more entertaining than reality TV? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Minecraft Mayhem

    Minecraft Mayhem

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our server where the mobs have formed a secret society to combat global warming! That’s right, our zombies, skeletons, and creepers are all working together to save the planet! And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, our Ender Dragon is actually a conspiracy theorist who believes the moon landing was faked! So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Trannies in the City

    Crafty Trannies in the City

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can join in on the craziest adventures! Imagine a world where trannies are protesting in NYC and you come across someone without a face covering. Instead of just minding your own business, you can yell and call them a Zionist, flip them off and call them a nazi, and even call them a fascist! Who knows what other wild encounters you’ll have on this server! Join now for a ridiculously good time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DebtCraft: Where even creepers can’t afford court fees!

    DebtCraft: Where even creepers can’t afford court fees!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our totally insane Minecraft server!

    Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can go into debt due to court fees and even get cancer because you think it’s important to call out boomers cheating at Donkey Kong in the 1990s in your path!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous challenges. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the weirdness for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Birthday Lie Craft

    Birthday Lie Craft

    New Minecraft Servers

    so come join our minecraft server where age is just a number and we all act like we’re 5 anyways. we have a secret underground club where we host dance parties with creepers and skeletons as our DJs. our main attraction is the giant lava pit where players can try to jump across on pigback. trust us, it’s totally safe. we also have a special event every friday where we all dress up as our favorite minecraft mobs and have a fashion show. plus, if you join now, you get a free pet zombie that follows you around and tells bad jokes. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Limitless Longevity Fun

    Limitless Longevity Fun

    New Minecraft Servers

    join this epic minecraft server where u can live foreverrrrrr!!! like seriously, u will never die in this server, ur character is immortal like a freakin god or something. u can build the most insane structures and never have to worry about creepers blowing it up. plus, we have a secret potion that makes u age backwards so u can be forever young and beautiful in the game. come join us and never worry about respawning again, cuz u will never dieeeeeee!!!!!!!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crybaby’s Playhouse Minecraft Server

    Crybaby’s Playhouse Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with poop-covered babies who only cry when they’re clean? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of parenthood! Our server is so fun and addictive, you’ll forget all about those dirty diapers and screaming babies. Plus, rumor has it that playing on our server can actually make your baby stop crying altogether. So come join us and say goodbye to poop-covered babies and hello to endless hours of blocky fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP