calling out Minecraft Servers

Calling Out

  • SweaterSassCraft

    SweaterSassCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner sass? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate showdown of fashion insults in Mandarin!

    Imagine this: you’re building your dream castle in Minecraft, when suddenly, a player starts mocking your building style in Mandarin. But wait, you understand Mandarin too! You fire back with a savage comeback, leaving them speechless and running away in tears.

    But that’s not all – we also have drunk players leaving halfway through the game, leaving you to pick up the pieces (and maybe some extra loot). And who knows, you might even find a date who appreciates your sassy side, unlike that Tinder date who just couldn’t handle your epic burns.

    So come join us on the server where fashion meets insults, where language barriers are broken with sass, and where every moment is a hilarious adventure. Who knew Minecraft could be this entertaining? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PhasedCraft Minecraft Server

    PhasedCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up, we’ve got the craziest Minecraft server out there and you need to join ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a group of dramatubers who tried to take over our server with their drama and chaos. But do you know what happened? Our loyal players banded together and defeated them with their epic building skills and diamond swords. So, if you’re looking for a server where drama gets shut down quicker than a creeper explosion, then this is the place for you. Join now and be a part of the epic Minecraft saga that will go down in history!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PassiveAggressiveMedicSOS

    PassiveAggressiveMedicSOS

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of feeling dizzy and compassed in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where stress-related health issues don’t exist! Our server is so stress-free, even your coworkers won’t need to take you to urgent care.

    With our 80-hour work weeks in-game, you’ll never have to worry about financial difficulties or sinking savings into a failing business. And don’t worry about calling your friend Steve for help – on our server, Steve is always there to drive you home, no questions asked.

    So come join us and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who needs medical emergencies when you can have a virtual adventure in our Minecraft world? Plus, we promise not to call you an AH, unless you’re griefing someone’s build. Just kidding… or are we? 😉

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Dad’s Grief Server

    Dad’s Grief Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of uncovering lies and deceit just like this poor girl did with her boyfriend’s fake engineering degree!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense, even the NPCs have family drama that will leave you questioning your own life choices. Join now and see if you have what it takes to navigate through relationships filled with lies, betrayal, and sudoku puzzles. Who knew a Minecraft server could be more entertaining than reality TV? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Minecraft Mayhem

    Minecraft Mayhem

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our server where the mobs have formed a secret society to combat global warming! That’s right, our zombies, skeletons, and creepers are all working together to save the planet! And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, our Ender Dragon is actually a conspiracy theorist who believes the moon landing was faked! So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Trannies in the City

    Crafty Trannies in the City

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can join in on the craziest adventures! Imagine a world where trannies are protesting in NYC and you come across someone without a face covering. Instead of just minding your own business, you can yell and call them a Zionist, flip them off and call them a nazi, and even call them a fascist! Who knows what other wild encounters you’ll have on this server! Join now for a ridiculously good time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DebtCraft: Where even creepers can’t afford court fees!

    DebtCraft: Where even creepers can’t afford court fees!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our totally insane Minecraft server!

    Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can go into debt due to court fees and even get cancer because you think it’s important to call out boomers cheating at Donkey Kong in the 1990s in your path!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous challenges. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the weirdness for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CozyCraft Land 1.20.5

    CozyCraft Land 1.20.5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and find out which block is comfier to sit on! We’ve conducted extensive research and can confirm that our server has the comfiest blocks in all of Minecraft!

    But wait, there’s more! Not only do we have the comfiest blocks, but we also have the most stylish pigs you’ve ever seen. They wear top hats and monocles and will make you question why you ever settled for regular pigs in Minecraft.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the comfiest blocks, the most stylish pigs, and the wildest disco party you’ve ever seen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TipsyCraft

    TipsyCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my wife after a few drinks? Look no further! Join our server for a tipsy good time like no other.

    Our server is so crazy, even your wife will accuse you of attacking her when you confront red flags in the game. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

    Join now for a chance to test your skills in a world where misspeaking can lead to epic battles and where having fun with friends might just get you in trouble with the virtual law. Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement – join our server today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • FreakyMC SMP: Embrace Your Inner Weirdo

    FreakyMC SMP: Embrace Your Inner Weirdo

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building dirt houses and tending to their crops like a bunch of basic b*tches? Well, have I got the server for you!

    Join our epic Minecraft SMP where things get freaky in all the best ways. We’re talking about building giant statues of Nicolas Cage, having llama races through lava pits, and hosting dance parties with creepers as the DJs.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of cow worshippers, a rollercoaster that goes through a Nether portal, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks.

    So if you’re ready to embrace your inner freak and join a community of like-minded weirdos, then come on down to our server and let the madness begin! Just remember, only the freakiest of the freaks need apply.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP