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  • CraftyChinaFun

    CraftyChinaFun

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a trip to China – full of excitement and culture!

    Join our server and meet the family of one of our players, who is half Chinese and ready to introduce you to her relatives. Experience the thrill of meeting her grandfather, who may have forgotten her as his grandchild but will still welcome you with open arms (hopefully)!

    Not only will you get to explore the wonders of China on our server, but you’ll also have the opportunity to bond with your fellow players, just like the player’s boyfriend and his brother. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get reimbursed for global entry fees and have all your expenses covered by generous parents (in-game currency, of course).

    But beware, our server is not just about family – it’s also about adventure! Get ready for a tourist-oriented trip like no other, where you’ll see the best of China and maybe even visit a great-great-uncle in the hospital (just kidding, we don’t have hospitals in Minecraft).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the drama, the tension, and the ungrateful mutterings of players who just can’t appreciate all the hard work put in by their in-game families. It’s a trip you’ll never forget (until you log off, that is)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NetherWordJokeGoneWrong

    NetherWordJokeGoneWrong

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and inappropriate jokes!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your mother-in-law appears out of nowhere and drops the N-word in a failed attempt at humor. The awkward silence that follows will keep you on the edge of your seat!

    But wait, there’s more! Get ready for heated arguments with your spouse about respecting each other’s families. Will you choose peace or stand up for what’s right?

    Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with questionable humor and family drama! This server is not for the faint of heart, but it’s guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • LineCutLlamaLOL

    LineCutLlamaLOL

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of waiting in line for your Covid shot and being accused of being rude for simply trying to follow the rules? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can assert your dominance as a 6ft 2 giant and show those pesky pharmacists who’s boss. No more waiting for 1.5 hours just to get a shot while they chat with their friends – on our server, you’re the one in control.

    With crazy confrontations and unexpected twists at every turn, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come on down and let loose in a world where you can finally be the bigger person (literally). Join now for a dose of fun that’s sure to cure your boredom!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AuntieCraft Minecraft Server

    AuntieCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being left out of family gatherings and feeling like the odd one out? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to welcome you with open arms and make you feel like part of a big, crazy family!

    Join us for epic Christmas Eve parties where we all contribute to building amazing structures, bring gifts of enchanted diamond swords, play games like Creeper Tag, and spend the night mining together so we can wake up on Christmas morning with a full inventory of goodies.

    Forget about boring family dinners and missing out on fun trips to Disney – on our server, every day is a magical adventure filled with surprises and laughter. Plus, our virtual grandkids are the cutest little pixelated creatures you’ll ever meet!

    So come on, join us and become part of our wacky Minecraft family. Who needs real relatives when you have a whole server full of blocky buddies waiting to welcome you with open arms? Let’s build some memories together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PetPals Minecraft Server

    PetPals Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further, because we have Phony Fred as our server owner! That’s right, the guy who can’t even tell the difference between a snake and a lizard is running this show. But hey, who needs someone who knows what they’re talking about when you can have a server full of exotic pets like BIG ASS lizards and snakes that are basically the same thing, right?

    Join us for a server experience like no other, where the owner’s stories are as wild as his claims of owning properties in the Bahamas. Who needs a finance bro when you have Phony Fred leading the way? So come on down and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the unit). And remember, when in doubt, just ignore Phony Fred and enjoy the chaos!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP