Calling MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

SnackAttackMC SMP

ate, Food, name based, lunch, craving

Haha, bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF. Like, the other day, we had a chicken jousting tournament and I swear, my boy Steve rode a pig like a boss. And don’t even get me started on the llama rodeo we had last week, it was wild.

But the best part is, we all have to change our names based on the last thing we ate. So, like, if you had a burger for lunch, your name would be BurgerBoy or something. It’s hilarious, trust me. I’m currently known as PizzaPrincess, and let me tell you, I wear that title with pride.

So, if you wanna join in on the fun and be part of the wackiest Minecraft community out there, hit me up and I’ll send you the deets. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s gonna be a blast, my dude. Let’s get this bread, literally.

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CraftyMomma’sNarcB*tchPalace

passing out, Narcissistic, CraftyMommasNarcBtchPalace, Understanding, love

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like calling your mom a narcissistic b*tch! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic builds.

Reasons to join: – Need to escape from family drama? We got you covered! – Build your dream wedding without any interfering mothers-in-law in revealing white dresses. – Security guards will escort any troublemakers out, so you can focus on having a good time.

So come on down to our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together in this wacky world of Minecraft!

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ConspiracyCraft: AITA for Calling Out Coworker?

critical thinking, Calling, online sources, workplace drama, research

So, picture this: you’re chilling in your call center, taking calls and having random chats with your coworkers. But then, you meet John. John is like the conspiracy theory guru, spouting off about flat earth, fake moon landings, and how Hitler was actually a misunderstood artist. And get this, he thinks he’s the wisest sage in the room, even though he’s only 33!

But wait, it gets better. John shuts down any disagreement by telling you that you’re too young to have a valid opinion or that your IT degree somehow disqualifies you from talking about science. Like, what?! And he always claims he’s done more research than you on every topic, like he’s the Sherlock Holmes of conspiracy theories.

One day, you finally call him out on his BS, and he throws a hissy fit and gives you the silent treatment like a drama queen. Seriously, who knew discussing Lebron James cheating could lead to such a meltdown?

But hey, if you want a server where the drama is as wild as John’s conspiracy theories, then join us! Who needs Netflix when you have John and his tinfoil hat adventures to keep you entertained? Join now for a rollercoaster of absurdity and questionable logic!

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C*ntCraft Minecraft Server

Terrifying, Calling, Animals, hurtful remarks, AITAH

Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who hate dogs and have no empathy for your son’s emotional needs? Join our Minecraft server for a virtual escape from the drama! Our server is filled with adorable pixelated puppies who will never judge you or make insensitive comments about your furry friends. Plus, our community is full of animal lovers who will support you and your son through this tough time. So why wait? Join now and let’s build a world where dogs are always cherished and loved, no matter what your SIL says!

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Eternal Escape Wilds 1.21

tide, ETERNAL, Angels, Maze, spinning

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through the maze of chaos and confusion! We’re all lost in this crazy world, but at least we’re lost together! Fight off angels with clipped wings and pretend you don’t miss them calling out to you! Swim against the tide and float without pain in this insane virtual world! Don’t miss out on the chance to settle into the flow and join our souls in this Minecraft madness!

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GoogleMe4NYEats?

GOOGLE, restaurants, eating out, suggestion, Open

Are you tired of friends who can’t even Google what restaurants are open on New Year’s Day? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun!

On our server, you won’t have to deal with friends who can’t use a search engine. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by fellow players who know how to find the best virtual restaurants in town. No more awkward conversations about where to eat – just hop on our server and start building your own food paradise!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground restaurant run by a group of sneaky villagers. Can you uncover their hidden menu and become the ultimate foodie in Minecraft? Join now and embark on a culinary adventure like no other!

So why waste time with clueless friends when you can join our Minecraft server and feast on endless possibilities? Don’t be an AITA – be a Minecraft master!

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ManlyCraft SMP – €250,000 Fine For Calling This a Man

lgbtq rights, activism, OliLondonTV, calling a man, LGBTQ

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through the land of Deutschland Uberallas, where the pigs ride horses and the chickens wear top hats.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers breakdance and the skeletons DJ. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn all mobs into friendly llamas.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just be sure to watch out for the flying pigs, they tend to drop anvils on unsuspecting players. Trust us, it’s a blast!

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GirlbossCraft

University, Boundaries, Girlfriend, relationships, Classes

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of social anxiety so well that we’ll even order food for you! Need to talk to your mechanic but can’t muster up the courage? We got you covered! But wait, there’s more – we’ll even pretend to be you and handle all your financial aid calls for you!

Join our server and never worry about adulting again! Our staff is trained in the art of pretending to be you in any situation, no matter how outrageous. Need someone to call your university and beg for more loans? We’ve got your back!

So come on in and let us handle all your responsibilities while you sit back, relax, and enjoy the game. Just don’t forget to thank us when you graduate with flying colors – all thanks to our expert pretending skills!

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BookishBaeGrief

BookishBaeGrief, Upset, Flawed, Shocked, accusations

Are you tired of getting into arguments with your significant other over books? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be fighting over is who gets the last block of diamond ore!

We promise a post-apocalyptic world with better romance writing than Swan Song by Robert McCammon. No missed opportunities here, just endless fun and adventure. And don’t worry, our server has multiple endings so you can choose the one you like best!

So if you’re looking to escape the drama of real life and dive into a world where the only thing that matters is building the coolest castle, join our server now! Who needs a girlfriend when you have a Minecraft world to conquer?

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MapleCraft Minecraft Server

phone country code, phone verification, telecommunication, phone calls, Minecraft

Are you tired of confusing phone country codes between Canada and the US? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special plugin that translates phone numbers into Minecraft coordinates! Now you can easily call your American and Canadian friends without any mix-ups!

Join our server today and experience the thrill of navigating through a virtual world where phone numbers are just a set of coordinates away. Who knew that dialing a number could lead you to a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds? Only on our server!

So why wait? Join now and let the adventures begin! Just be careful not to accidentally call the Ender Dragon instead of your best friend. Trust us, that’s a long-distance call you don’t want to make!

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