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BlockHoarding Minecraft Server

attachment, BlockHoarding, clutter, Collecting, decluttering, emotional connection, getting rid of old stuff, History, Hoarding, letting go, Memories, Minecraft, Minimalism, Nostalgia, organization, possessions, Robots, sentimental clutter, sentimental items, sentimental objects, sentimental possessions, sentimental value, Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8707
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you a hoarder at heart? Do you have a soft spot for old stuff with a history? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Our server is like a virtual museum of memories, where you can hoard all the pixelated treasures your heart desires.

Join us and become the ultimate collector, building your own virtual empire of nostalgia. From ancient relics to modern masterpieces, there’s no limit to what you can hoard in our pixelated paradise.

And don’t worry about running out of space – our server is like a bottomless pit of storage, so you can keep hoarding to your heart’s content. So come on in and join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your hard drive space).

BeachBumBarefoot in Minecraft SMP

beach etiquette, beach regulations, beach rules, BeachBumBarefoot, Beaches, body positivity, clothing optional, clothing-optional beaches, Cultural differences, freedom of expression, legal nudity, Minecraft, naturism, nudity, personal choice, public nudity, public spaces, smp, social acceptance, social boundaries, social norms, societal expectations, Sunbathing

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8766
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes, including naked beach parties! Join us for a chance to strip down and show off your blocky bod while building sandcastles and battling creepers in the nude. Who knew pixelated nudity could be so liberating?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who run the black market trading emeralds for enchanted golden carrots. Don’t ask how they got their hooves on those carrots, just enjoy the sweet, sweet loot.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden disco cave where the skeletons have traded in their bows for glow sticks and are busting out some sick dance moves. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Naked beach parties and llama-run black markets await!

SisStealsMyStyleButNoForgive

Accountability, Apology, Baptism, Boundaries, Contention, dress, family, forgiveness, grudge, Household, overstepping, parenting, punishment, Religious, Respect, SisStealsMyStyleButNoForgive, sister, Special

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5029
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9244
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Love Letters Sent:	20

Are you tired of your little sister constantly stealing your stuff and not respecting your boundaries? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world where you can build giant walls to keep her out!

Imagine a world where you can dress up your character in your precious baptism dress and twirl around without fear of it being stolen by your sibling. Our server offers a safe space for you to express yourself and set boundaries that will actually be respected.

Don’t hold pointless grudges in real life, come join our server and let the virtual world be your playground for sibling rivalry. Plus, we have a special “Twirl Around in Your Baptism Dress” event every Sunday! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

PixelPajamaParty

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8470
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and play it safe? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, battle against hordes of zombie chickens, and ride on flying pigs to explore the far reaches of the server.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, ride on giant spiders as your trusty steed, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why sleep naked when you can join our server and experience a world of madness, mayhem, and Minecraft magic? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

KremlinCraft: Not My Fault! – Minecraft Server

Accountability, Blame, denial, Disaster, Failure, Fault, Government, investigation, KremlinCraft, Kursk, leadership, Military, Minecraft, Politics, putin, RESPONSIBILITY, Russian navy, Server, Statement, submarine, submarine accident, Tragedy, tragic event

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7295
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Holy Grails Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Magic Items Found:	6555	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Divine Spears Created:	18

So, like, you wanna join dis Minecraft server? Well lemme tell ya, it’s da bomb diggity, yo! We got llamas ridin’ pigs, chickens wearin’ sunglasses, and creepers doin’ the cha-cha slide. It’s like a party in your computer, bro!

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground lair where all the diamonds are made of cheese and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dudes lookin’ for a hug. Plus, our admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes and farts rainbows. True story, bro.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that Putin himself tried to join our server but couldn’t handle the awesomeness. He was all like, “Not my fault, this server is too lit for me.” So if you wanna be cooler than Putin, come join us and let the good times roll, baby!

Girlpower Banned

Afghanistan, banned, Bans, Censorship, cultural norms, discrimination, freedom of expression, gender, gender equality, girlpower, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, oppressive regime, Public, reading, restriction, singing, Sound, Taliban, VOICES, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7175
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

so like, this server is so lit that even the Taliban would be like “dang, that’s some crazy stuff.” we don’t ban women’s voices here, we ENCOURAGE them to sing and read out loud in public! it’s like a party every day with all the ladies belting out tunes and reciting Shakespeare. come join us for a wild time and stick it to the Taliban with every note you hit! #girlpower #minecraftrevolution

Gege’s Gen Minecraft Server

Anime, emulate, fanservice, figurines, GayGay, gege, Geges, Gen, husbandos, Jjk, landscape, male characters, male gaze, Mark my words, Minecraft, new generation, Sales, Server, Shameless, toji trends, Women, yaoi fics

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3795
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Votes:	311

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic husbandos and fanservice you could ever imagine! Forget about the typical male gaze, we’re all about appealing to the ladies here. Our male characters are so dreamy, you’ll be swooning in no time.

Join our server and you’ll find yourself immersed in a world of yaoi fics and figurines that will make your heart race. The men on our server are so hot, you’ll be doing workouts just to try and look like them. Who needs fanservice of women when you have all this eye candy to drool over?

Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. The landscape of anime will never be the same once you experience the magic of our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the awesomeness of GayGay!

PLAPCraft SMP: The Ultimate Blocky Adventure

Adventure, Anon, blocky, Edition, Girls, girls make, go PLAP PLAP, horny, horny anon, make go PLAP, nutslop, nutslop video, nutslop video game, PLAP, PLAP PLAP PLAP, PLAPCraft, pussy, shoot, smp, Thread, Ultimate, video game, Video Game Edition, Worship, worship girls

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7894
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Mines Excavated:	3785	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the girls will make you go PLAP PLAP PLAP and shoot nutslop all over the place!

Our server is filled with sexy pixelated babes who will make your pickaxe stand at attention. From the blocky baddies to the busty builders, there’s a girl for every type of player. And don’t worry, they’re all ready to show you a good time in the virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the craziest events you’ve ever seen. From strip mining competitions to lava parkour races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond dildo hidden deep within the mines.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with PLAP PLAP PLAP and nutslop galore!

WitchySisNoRoomie

altar, banishing spell, black candles, chanting, Coins, energy balance, energy vampires, family dynamics, freedom, full moon ritual, Offerings, Pentagrams, raw meat, religious mania, Staff, summoning spirits, tarot card readings, tarot cards, voodoo dolls, Wicca, witchcraft, WitchySisNoRoomie

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	999
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Love Letters Sent:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Divine Spears Created:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate witchcraft extravaganza! Join now for a chance to summon spirits, cast spells, and banish negative energy just like the sister in this wild story.

Build your own altar with pentagrams, black candles, and jars of mysterious ingredients. Perform full moon rituals in the comfort of your virtual living room, complete with chanting in ancient languages and waving around staffs you crafted yourself.

Need a break from reality? Dance around a virtual fire in our backyard, tossing herbs, papers, and ex photos into the flames. And don’t forget to leave offerings of raw meat, coins, and strange liquids around your virtual house to attract spirits and energy vampires!

Quit your real-life job and rely on tarot card readings to guide your decisions on our server. Let the cards tell you whether your boss is an energy vampire or if it’s time to summon a spirit to bring balance to your life.

Join now and unleash your inner witch on our server! Just be sure to keep the pentagrams off the hardwood floors – we don’t want any angry roommates summoning spirits to clean up the mess.

HateToBeAroundSMP

ANNOYING, Behavior, books, character traits, Conflict, Entertainment, escapism, FANTASY, fictional character, hate, HateToBeAroundSMP, imagination, IRRITATING, Literature, love, movies, Personality, Real Life, relationships, social interactions, television

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1378
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Crops Grown:	8084
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Dimension Hops:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone accidentally blowing up their house with TNT? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks and pixels!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to team up with your favorite fictional characters in epic battles against hordes of creepers and zombies. Imagine fighting side by side with Batman as you defend your base from a horde of skeletons, or strategizing with Hermione Granger to outsmart the Ender Dragon.

But be warned, not all fictional characters are as friendly as they seem. Watch out for the Joker setting traps around your base or Darth Vader trying to steal your diamonds. It’s a chaotic world out there, but that’s what makes it so much fun!

So come join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of mischief and mayhem you’ll get into with your favorite fictional characters by your side!