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Block Party – Minecraft Server

86240823, BLOCK, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, Party, previous, Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2283
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	283
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster through a volcano. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the level of insanity we bring!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a rebellion against the chickens that have taken over the server. Join their cause and fight alongside them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Dragon’s SMP Dogma 2

Abilities, action, Adventure, armor, Character customization, combat system, companions, Dogma, Dragon’s Dogma 2, dragons, Exploration, FANTASY, Magic, Main character, Monsters, open world, Pawn system, Quests, RPG, Skills, smp, video game, weapons

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5564
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Falling into the Void:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Emeralds Found:	1027	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Mines Excavated:	3288

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We don’t have dragons or dogmas, but we do have creepers and crafting, which is basically the same thing, right? Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while also trying to remember where you left your diamond pickaxe.

Our main guy + pawn will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server, offering witty commentary and questionable fashion choices along the way. But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of redstone and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their evil plans?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head and still somehow survive? Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and make you invincible for 30 seconds. Trust us, it’s totally worth it.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the adventures begin! Just remember, always watch your back for sneaky creepers and never trust a villager wearing a top hat.

DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server

DrivewayNoWalkies, Minecraft, Server, WIBTA neighbors driveway new house acre lot progress walking neighborhood distance privacy boundaries property construction trespassing respect boundaries land rural etiquette homeownership

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4972
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Ores Mined:	7840	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the longest driveways in all of block land! Tired of your neighbors constantly walking on your property? Join us and enjoy the luxury of a never-ending driveway that no one will dare to trespass on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the villagers are jealous of our spacious lots. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself tried to sneak onto our server just to get a glimpse of our epic driveways.

So why wait? Join now and claim your spot on the most coveted server in Minecraft history. Just be sure to watch out for any wandering players looking for a new place to take a stroll – our driveways are off-limits for anyone but our elite members.

WeddingCraftUber

Apology, assigned tables, bachelor party, Best Friend, BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict, disability, Drama, elope, exclusion, friendship, Marriage, misunderstanding, reception, relationships, seating, Support, Uber, Wedding, WeddingCraftUber

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3294
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Potions Brewed:	85	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always on the menu? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

Join us and experience the thrill of being left out of wedding photos, having your husband walk down the aisle with his ex, and not even being assigned a seat at the reception! Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

Plus, if you ever need to make a dramatic exit like calling an Uber with blaring music, we’ve got your back. And don’t worry about causing a scene – drama is our middle name!

So come join our server and experience the wild ride of virtual weddings and friendship drama like never before. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

UnhealthyEatsMC SMP

calories, diet, Exercise, fad diets, fat, FITNESS, Food, healthy, Lifestyle, Misconception, misleading, Moderation, Natural, nutrition, organic, processed foods, smp, Sugar, superfoods, UnhealthyEatsMC, weight loss, wellness

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1742
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	New Chunks Explored:	376901
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! Or maybe you’re building a beautiful castle when a giant chicken comes stomping through, demanding tribute in the form of golden carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cursed Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes but at a deadly cost. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our crazy SMP and prepare for the unexpected. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

CreeperConfessions

Accidental, awkward, Conversation, CreeperConfessions, eavesdropping, EMBARRASSING, gossip, inappropriate, INTIMATE, Overheard, Personal, private time, REVEALING, scandalous, Secrets, Shocking.., Surprising, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, voyeurism, Wild

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4134
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Farms Harvested:	334	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly you hear someone’s private time session through their mic. But wait, it gets better! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now for a chance to witness the unexpected!

OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia

Chief Advisor, compromise, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Government, Hungary, influence, international relations, Négotiation, Orbán, OrbansCraft, Politics, potential conflict, power dynamics, russia, Russia-Hungary relations, SOVEREIGNTY, Surrender, Viktor Orbán

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6690
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are so lit, even Hungary would have yielded to Russia? Like, imagine a world where the players are so OP that even political advisors are like “whoa, these peeps are next level!” Join us and be part of the epicness, where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and friendships are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something legendary, join now and let the madness begin!

Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek

“Youth, age, age hide-and-seek, always, BE, Chasing, cozying up, Game, Grown-ups, Hideandseek, just live, Kids, knees creak, lifelong, Live, Somewhere., Time, Time Travelers, travelers, trying, Youthful

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3331
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	1

come join our minecraft server, where we time travel like a bunch of confused chickens! we’re constantly trying to be in places we ain’t supposed to be, like sneaking into the adult table at thanksgiving dinner or trying to fit into our old high school jeans. it’s like we’re stuck in a never-ending game of hide-and-seek with time itself, always running after that elusive youthfulness. do we even know how to just chill and enjoy the present moment? nah, we’d rather be building epic castles and fighting dragons in minecraft. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs to live in the real world when you can escape to our crazy minecraft universe?

Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

amazing community, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Dungeons, employment, Endless fun, fair, Fun, Galore, gameplay, hang out, in-game currency, ip address, Join, join today, meets, Minecraft, planet, Planets, Ranks, selected, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, smp, Staff, Store, Tasks, Updates

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6787
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Gods Slained:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	86	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Planet SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Adventure
Goal	Unlock planets using in-game currency
Features	Crates, cosmetics, dungeons, community
Discord	discord.gg/planetsmp
Store	Planet SMP \| Home
Server IP	play.planetsmp.net

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I unlock planets?	Collect in-game currency through dungeons or tasks
Are there cosmetics available?	Yes, there are cosmetics to enhance your gameplay
Can I join the community Discord?	Yes, join discord.gg/planetsmp
Is real money involved in unlocking planets?	No, only in-game currency is used

Guideless Minecraft Server

Advisor, Assistance, Clueless, confusion, Direction, figuring it out, figuring out, guidance, Guide, Guideless, Help, Instructions, Lost, mentor, Minecraft, navigation, problem solving, Server, solution, step by step, Support, tutorial, Walkthrough

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1967
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Void Armor Forged:	30	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying TNT, disappearing blocks, and random chickens falling from the sky!

2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating banana, because why not? It’s the perfect spot to start your epic adventure in a world where nothing makes sense.

3. Want to mine for diamonds? Good luck finding them in our upside-down caves filled with dancing creepers and lava waterfalls. It’s like a disco inferno down there!

4. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with invisible walls, hidden traps, and a horde of angry llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then join us now and see if you can survive the madness! Good luck, you’ll need it!