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BlockyCraft Minecraft Server

BlockyCraft, Minecraft, Mr, Mr X, Server, Sleeping, ssh

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5492
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t have any fun? Well, look no further because our server is run by the one and only Mr. X, a mysterious figure who only comes out at night to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Join our server if you dare to face the challenge of avoiding Mr. X’s wrath while trying to survive and build your own empire.

But be warned, Mr. X is a heavy sleeper so you better not wake him up or else you’ll have to deal with his army of zombie minions. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of his pet creeper, Fluffy, who loves to explode in your face when you least expect it.

Join our server for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, ssh! Mr. X is sleeping… for now.

The Joker’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

actions, Analysis, Batman, confusion, dc comics, Enigmatic, Hero, Intentions, Interpretation, Jokers, Meaning, Minecraft, motives, Mystery, perplexing, Plot, puzzling, Shenanigans, smp, speculation, Storyline, The Joker, Villain

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9813
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Astral Projections Made:	4	Star Shards Collected:	109
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magic Items Found:	3331	Chimeras Created:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5822

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness The Joker trying to build a rollercoaster out of TNT, only to have it accidentally set off by a sneaky Enderman.

Our server is filled with wacky shenanigans and unexpected twists at every turn. From zombie pigmen throwing a surprise birthday party for a creeper to villagers starting a rebellion against the iron golems, you never know what madness will unfold next.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, mayhem, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure! Just be prepared to question everything you thought you knew about the game… and maybe even reality itself.

PunishCraft – No Room for 21F!

21f, animal cruelty, cleanliness, county dump, cruel and unusual punishment, DAUGHTER, Emotional support, Empathy, family, Help, legal trouble, neglected animals, parenting, physical distance, probation, Promise, PunishCraft, punishment, room, shower, tough decision, tough love, tough situation

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7816
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4470	Farms Harvested:	976
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique experience that will make you appreciate the simple things in life – like not sitting in a county dump for 8 hours a day!

Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging virtual garbage while building your own empire. Who needs real-life probation when you can have virtual adventures instead?

We promise not to make you sit among garbage for empathy, but we can’t guarantee that creepers won’t blow up your creations. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, challenges, and maybe even a few unexpected twists. Who knows, you might even find yourself grateful for your own clean, garbage-free home after a day on our server. Let the virtual adventures begin!

CartoonCraze Minecraft SMP

all time, animated classics, animated favorites, animated series, beloved characters, best animated series, best cartoons, CartoonCraze, childhood favorites, childhood memories, classic cartoons, favorite cartoon, favorite childhood show, iconic cartoons, Minecraft, most loved cartoons, nostalgic shows, smp, timeless cartoons, top animated shows, top cartoons, top favorite cartoons, ultimate cartoon.

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	444
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	500
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5470	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is like a cartoon come to life! Imagine building your dream base while dodging anvils falling from the sky, just like in your favorite Looney Tunes episode. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – we’ve got creepers that explode into confetti and zombies that break out into a synchronized dance routine when the sun comes up. So if you’re ready for a wacky, wild adventure that’s straight out of a cartoon, join us today!

BlockBusterBlues

Bleak, BlockBusterBlues, Dark, depressing movie, Desolate, Despair, emotional, gloomy, heart-wrenching, HEARTBREAK, Mainstream, Melancholy, Moving, poignant, sad film, Somber, sorrowful, soul-crushing, tearjerker, Tragedy, tragic

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6359
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Are you tired of mainstream movies bringing you down? Well, come join our Minecraft server and escape the sadness! Our server is so fun and wacky, you’ll forget all about those depressing movies. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed with the ability to make any movie a comedy just by watching it. So say goodbye to tears and hello to laughter on our server!

MicroCraftMedicine

accomplishment, achievement, American biologists, award, biology, discovery, genetics, GROUNDBREAKING, Honor, innovation, laureates, Medicine, MicroCraftMedicine, MicroRNA, Nobel Prize, PRESTIGIOUS, recognition, research, RNA, Science, scientific breakthrough

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2398
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

LOL, if u wanna win a nobel prize in minecraft medicine, join our server!! we got american biologists who discovered microRNA in the game!! u can cure all the pixelated diseases and become a minecraft doctor!! come join the fun and maybe u can win ur own nobel prize!! 🏆🔬 #minecraftmedicinewinners #nobelprizeinminecraft

Mystical Minds Minecraft Server

altered states, Consciousness, dmt, emotional breakthroughs, enlightenment, harmine, higher consciousness, Insight, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Minds.., Minecraft, mystical, mystical experiences, non-dual awareness, placebo, psychedelic, psychedelic therapy, Self Discovery, Server, SPIRITUAL, Transcendence, well-being

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7618
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Farms Harvested:	329	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just have the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we offer a DMT-harmine combination that will elevate your transcendence and insight while you play!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly experiencing a mystical experience that will blow your mind! Non-dual awareness will have you questioning reality while emotional breakthroughs will have you crying tears of joy as you build your epic creations.

Forget about those placebo servers, join us for lasting increases in well-being and a Minecraft experience like no other. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s get trippy together!

CollapseCraft Minecraft Server

betting odds, Campaign, campaign strategy, CollapseCraft, collapsing, CONSERVATIVE, election, election odds, election predictions, gop, Minecraft, political betting, political chaos, political turmoil, Politics, president 2024, presidential race, re-election, republican party, Server, trump, united states, White House

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1757
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Potions Brewed:	156

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Trump’s campaign is collapsing and the only safe haven is our Minecraft server! We have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit fireballs at griefers. So come join us and escape the madness of the real world – plus, where else can you say you survived a collapsing presidential campaign while building a giant statue of a creeper?

Mugi Monday Minecraft SMP

Anime, Band, celebration, cute, EXCITEMENT, Friends, Fun, Happy, high school, Japanese culture, K-On, Minecraft, MONDAY, Mugi, Mugi Kotobuki, Mugi Monday, Mugi-chan, Music, school life, slice of life, smp

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5761
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1208	New Chunks Explored:	466849
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where every day is a party and every block is a potential prank waiting to happen.

Picture this: it’s Mugi Monday, the one day of the week where everything is turned upside down. Villagers trade diamonds for dirt, creepers wear party hats, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood kitten looking for belly rubs. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But that’s not all! We have weekly events like “Taco Tuesday” where players compete to build the best taco stand, “Wacky Wednesday” where gravity is optional, and “Funky Friday” where the entire server turns into a disco party complete with glowstone dance floors and music discs galore.

So why wait? Join us on our zany Minecraft SMP and let the good times roll. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures and shenanigans await you? Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

HangryCraft: Steppie Banquet Dilemma

Banquet, birthday celebration, birthday dinner, compassion, dad, Dilemma, dining out, eating out, family, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, family traditions, favorite restaurant, food allergies, food choices, HangryCraft, Resentment, Restaurant, sibling bond, Steppie, stepsiblings, stepsiblings’ mom, uncle

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5001
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Farms Harvested:	496	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Divine Spears Created:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	48

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes a backseat to building epic creations!

Join us and escape the chaos of step-siblings with food allergies and overbearing parents. On our server, you can finally eat at your favorite virtual restaurant without any restrictions! No more puking or rashes here, just pure gaming fun.

Build your dream world, explore new realms, and unleash your creativity without any guilt or judgment. Who needs family affection when you have a blocky paradise to escape to?

So, are you ready to leave the drama behind and join our server? Let’s build some epic structures and have a blast together! Remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be allergic to is boring gameplay.