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BlipCraft: Freudian Slip Fun!

BlipCraft, cognitive distortion., Communication, Freudian, Freudian analysis, Freudian blip, Freudian concept, Freudian interpretation, Freudian perspective, Freudian phenomenon, Freudian psychology, Freudian slip, Freudian theory, Fun, language processing, linguistic error, mental health, mishearing, misspeaking, psychoanalysis, psychological reason, Slip, speech error, subconscious

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5986
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Towns Built:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Animals Bred:	160	Astral Projections Made:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Buildings Constructed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

join this epic minecraft server where pigs can fly, cows can dance, and creepers tell jokes! we have a secret underground disco party every night where even the zombies bust a move. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, granting wishes and sprinkling glitter on all your builds.

explore our enchanted forests where the trees sing showtunes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. climb to the top of our rainbow mountains and slide down on a magical unicorn horn.

build a castle made entirely of cheese or a rollercoaster that defies gravity. challenge the ender dragon to a dance-off or race against a pack of speedy turtles.

come join us for the craziest, most absurd minecraft experience of your life! you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of fun and frolics. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started!

CRISTALLIX Minecraft server

Adventure, Bedwars, building, CastleFight, character decoration, CRISTALLIX, CustomSteveChaos, Galax, Graffiti, Minecraft, Mini Games, mobs, Mods, Pixelmon, PvP battles, RPG, Server, Simulators, Skywars, technomagic, twerking

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4714
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41

The Cristalix server began its journey back in 2012 and continues to actively develop and improve throughout all these years. We, the Cristalix team, know very well what games you like and want to play. Not only those players who cannot live without PvP battles will find their place here, but also those who love to create and build, as well as those who love to seek adventure and fight mobs.

On our server you can decorate your character with various personalization elements or show off your dancing skills by twerking right in front of other players! And what about graffiti? Yes, we have that too!

Cristalix is a high-tech project with online up to 7000 players, which sets new standards for Minecraft in the CIS. Here you will find a wide range of mini-games, from classic BedWars and SkyWars to unique and exciting games such as CastleFight and CustomSteveChaos! In addition, we have many simulators where you can spend time comfortably and without any difficulties.

And that’s not all! The Cristalix server also features quality builds with mods, including Pixelmon, TechnoMagic, RPG, Galax and many more! We have something special for everyone.

CRISTALLIX.GGMINE.RU

BigGirlLove Minecraft Server

acceptance, beauty standards, big girls, BigGirlLove, body image, body positivity, Confidence, cultural norms, curvy women, DATING, empowerment, Inclusivity, love, Minecraft, plus size, relationships, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, Server, society standards, Stereotypes

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9900
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7909	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Magic Items Found:	1957	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where big girls don’t get the love they deserve? Look no further, because on our server, big girls are the main attraction! We have custom-built villages with extra-wide doorways and reinforced floors to support all the love and attention they need. Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience where size really does matter!

LameCraft: The Coolest Minecraft Server

10 out of 10, Based, COOLEST, data management, data transfer, Experience, future employers, gig line, gnu parallel, IT, Job, Lame, LameCraft, Minecraft, networking, petabytes, professional opportunities, Rating, remote job, remote work, rsync, Server, Skills, Technology

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7028
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Crops Grown:	5057
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have transferred a whopping 5 petabytes of data using rsync and gnu parallel over a 10 gig line! That’s right, we’re not just building blocks here, we’re transferring massive amounts of data like bosses.

Join our server and show off your data transferring skills to impress future employers. Who needs a resume when you can just tell them you’re a pro at transferring petabytes of data in Minecraft? Trust us, they’ll be begging to hire you.

So, are you based or lame? Join our server and find out for yourself. And don’t forget to rate your experience out of 10, but please, don’t be a dick. Let’s keep it fun and lighthearted, just like our insane data transferring adventures.

SisVisitsLateMC

aita, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Confrontation, Controlling, Cops, DISRESPECTFUL, family, late night, living arrangement, ring camera, sister, SisVisitsLateMC, Sketchy, temporary living, threatening, unacceptable hours, Visit, wrong, Yelling

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3391
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Animals Bred:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Divine Spears Created:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”? Look no further than our server, where family feuds and late-night visits are just the beginning of the chaos!

Join us and experience the thrill of kicking out your boyfriend’s disrespectful sister at 2am, all while threatening to call the cops. And that’s not all – watch as your boyfriend showers while his sketchy sister and her boyfriend roam around your house unattended. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

But wait, there’s more! Settle family disputes, make ultimatums, and lay down the law like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

So come on over and join the fun – just remember, no family drama allowed after midnight!

SecretSauce Minecraft Server

Minecraft, SecretSauce, Server

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5099
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, do we have a server for you! Our server is so top secret, even the Ender Dragon doesn’t know about it. Join us for a wild ride filled with hidden treasures, secret passageways, and mysterious creatures that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the juiciest secret on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. So what are you waiting for? Join us and uncover the craziest secrets in the Minecraft universe!

BotFarmBusters Minecraft Server

ai, Allies, bot farm, BotFarmBusters, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, digital defense, digital threats, Disinformation, Espionage, foreign interference, global security, HACKING, information warfare, international relations, Minecraft, online manipulation, Propaganda, Russian, Server, social media, Technology, U.S

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7059
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ores Mined:	3319
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Divine Spears Created:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we take down russian ‘bot farms’ with the power of AI!!! we are like the Avengers of the minecraft world, fighting against evil with our pixelated swords and diamond armor. join us and be a hero, or maybe just a really good miner. either way, you’ll have a blast on our server filled with crazy adventures and epic battles. plus, we have free cake every friday. so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!!!

PixelCraft: No Social, Just Blocks

(Audio), #youtube, blocks, Comments.., Communication, Digital Detox, Messaging, Minimalist, mobile apps, Online Community, photo sharing, pixelcraft, shorts feature, Social, Social Interaction, social media, social-networking, Stories, Technology, upload pics, Video, WhatsApp

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3153
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1

OMG u gotta join dis minecraft server, like fr fr. so like, this server is like the land of unicorns and rainbows, but with a twist. u gotta tame a dragon to enter the land, i know, crazy right?

once u enter, u gotta fight off evil llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes, like wut? but don’t worry, u can ride on giant flying turtles to escape their wrath. and if u get hungry, just eat some enchanted tacos that give u super powers.

oh and get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a top secret location.

so like, if u wanna have the most epic adventure of ur life, join this minecraft server now. trust me, u won’t regret it. unicorns and tacos await u!

NeuroSwarm Minecraft Server

#youtube, ai, AI learning, AI resources, AI tutorials, collaborating, Educational, Gaming, merchandise, Minecraft, neural network, neuro-sama, NeuroSwarm, osu, Server, singing, tiktok, TTS software, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9087
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further than our server where we worship Neuro-sama, the AI overlord who’s here to take over the virtual world! She’s learned to play osu!, sing, and even collaborate with other VTubers. Join our server today and prepare to be entertained by our unhinged AI queen!

But that’s not all – we’ve got a schedule that’s more packed than a chest full of diamonds, links to all of Neuro-sama’s social media accounts (yes, even TikTok), and educational resources on AI that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman.

And if you want to show your allegiance to Neuro-sama, we’ve got merch that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a loyal follower of our AI overlord!

PegCraft: Minecraft Server

Amazon position, anal play, BDSM, beginner friendly, collars, Communication, Dominant, Domination, experimentation, femdom, kink, Minecraft, PegCraft, pegging, Pleasure, restraints, role-play, Server, sex tips, strap-on, Submission, submissive, Whips

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8021
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Void Gems Collected:	29	Gods Slained:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and adventurous as your bedroom antics? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you and your partner to explore all your pegging and femdom fantasies!

Join us for a truly unique experience where you can build your own dungeon complete with collars, whips, and restraints. Take on the Amazon position with your fellow players and see who can dominate the virtual world.

Our community of experienced players is here to offer tips and tricks on how to spice up your gameplay and take your pegging skills to the next level. So come on, baby boy, join us and let’s make Minecraft a little more kinky!