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CarbKillaCraft

Bifidobacterium, CarbKillaCraft, cardiovascular health, cholesterol impact, cholesterol levels, cholesterol management, gut bacteria, gut flora, gut health, health study, high-fat diet, ketogenic diet, ketogenic lifestyle, ketogenic research, low carb diet, metabolic health, Microbiome, microbiota, nutrition, probiotics, weight loss

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2780
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Buildings Constructed:	45
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Runes Activated:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

So, like, come join our wacky Minecraft server, where we eat all the carbs and keep our gut bacteria happy! We don’t follow no stinkin’ diets here, just pure chaos and fun. Plus, our cholesterol levels are so high, we can practically fly in the game! Who needs Bifidobacterium when you can have a blast with us? Join now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures ever!

AffinityMC

AffinityMC, balkan, Community, Fun, Good, Minecraft, Players, Plugins, Server, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2782
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	127
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4

AffinityMC is great Balkan Minecraft Survival Server which have fun and good community. If u want good Survival Server with good plugins, join our server and try, we think u gonna like it like our other players!

37.230.138.167:25620

ZenlessCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Catch a Book, character demo, Coffee Sorcery, Events, exclusive bazaar, general, Minecraft, News, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Riot Suppressor Mark VI, Server, signal search, Teaser, Trailer, Ultimate, undercover R&B, useful links, Zenless Gift, Zenless Launch, zenless zone zero, ZenlessCraft, zhu yuan

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2036
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Ores Mined:	9774	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is like no other, with crazy events and exclusive bazaars that will have you laughing until you cry.

But that’s not all – we also have Riot Suppressor Mark VI up for grabs, so get ready to cause some chaos in style. And if you’re feeling a bit tired from all the mining, join our “Coffee Sorcery: Tuning” event to recharge and keep the fun going.

And the best part? We have redeemable codes that will give you even more crazy items to play with. Use them wisely, or not – we won’t judge!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. See you in the game!

EmmyStinks Minecraft SMP

#youtube, armpit smell, bad smell, body odor, embarrassing smell, EmmyMade, EmmyStinks, extreme smell, extreme stink, foot fetish, foot odor, foot smell, funky armpits, funky feet, Minecraft, odor fetish, overpowering odor, smelly armpits, smelly feet, smp, stinky armpits, stinky feet, subscription

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6303
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Are you ready to join the wackiest Minecraft SMP ever? We’ve got EmmyMade’s EXTREMELY stinky feet and armpits waiting for you to smell in-game! That’s right, get up close and personal with EmmyMade’s funky foot odor while you build, mine, and survive in our crazy world. It’s the only reason you’ll ever need to join our server and experience the ultimate sensory overload. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to game with EmmyMade’s smelly extremities!

StepSisNoHouse4U

blended families, Communication, ENTITLEMENT, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, favoritism, financial contributions, generational homes, house ownership, housing decisions, Inheritance, living arrangements, personal boundaries, property disputes, Respect, self-sufficiency, sibling rivalry, step siblings, StepSisNoHouse4U

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6530
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Ores Mined:	3690	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and family feuds are taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Picture this: a house torn down and rebuilt for biohard reasons, family members fighting over who gets to live in it, and a step sister who will stop at nothing to kick you out. Will you be able to defend your tiny 2 bedroom cottage from the clutches of your step sister who cares more about her horses than her own child?

But wait, there’s more! Witness intense arguments, shady deals, and outrageous demands as you navigate through the chaos of family dynamics gone wrong. Will you be able to stand your ground and protect what is rightfully yours, or will you succumb to the pressure and give in to the madness?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of family drama like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Let the games begin!

BookWorm SMP

all-time favorite, avid reader, best book, Book Club, book lover, book recommendations, bookworm, classic literature, contemporary literature, favorite book, Fiction, literary masterpiece, Literature, must-read, non-fiction, novel, page-turner, reading list, smp, storytelling, top reads

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9432
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Divine Spears Created:	30	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Are you tired of boring old book clubs where all you do is talk about literature? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we discuss books in the most epic way possible – by building giant bookshelves and reenacting scenes from our favorite novels!

Imagine battling it out in the Hunger Games arena, but instead of weapons, you’re armed with your knowledge of classic literature. Or how about exploring a haunted mansion inspired by Edgar Allan Poe’s stories, complete with jump scares and hidden treasure?

So if you’re ready to take your love for books to the next level and have a blast doing it, come join us on our Minecraft SMP for the most lit book club experience of your life!

Blockbuster Revolution

blockbuster, changed everything, critical juncture, defining moment, game changer, groundbreaking moment, historical milestone, History, impactful event, important moment, influential event, key moment, momentous occasion, paradigm shift., pivotal moment, revolution, revolutionary event, significant event, transformative event, transformative moment, turning point, world-changing event

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	920
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Astral Projections Made:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

The most important moment in history that changed everything was when our Minecraft server was created! Legend has it that when the first block was placed, a magical portal opened up and transported players to a world filled with endless possibilities and epic adventures.

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building castles in the sky with rainbow-colored blocks. Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks, tell jokes, and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama while wearing a sparkly unicorn onesie, battle evil mobs with a diamond-studded sword, and build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? Trust us, this server is the most epic thing to happen since the invention of the creeper.

KurskControl Minecraft Server

aggression, Briefing, Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, Donbass region, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kursk border, KurskControl, Military, Minecraft, nato, peace talks, Propaganda, russia, sanctions, separatists, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5356
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Players Killed by Monsters:	9454	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

haha come join dis crazy minecraft server where we fight epic battles like da Ukraine war but wit blocks and pickaxes! Russia be like “we do not control Kursk border” but on dis server, we control EVERYTHING! build giant walls, make alliances, betray ur friends, it’s all fair game here! Plus, we got a secret underground bunker where we hide all da diamonds and emeralds, but shhh don’t tell anyone! Join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, it’s gonna be a blast!

YTBlockedInRussiaCraft

#youtube, Access, blocked, Censorship, Communication, International, internet, Media, News, ONLINE, OUTAGE, Platform, Reports, restrictions, russia, streaming, Technical Difficulties, Technology, Video, video sharing, YTBlockedInRussiaCraft

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8778
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Chimeras Created:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own russian youtube cuz apparently da real youtube has stopped working in russia lmao. we got crazy redstone contraptions dat will blow ur mind like da russian government blew up da internet. join now and be part of da revolution, comrades! da only place where u can watch cat videos and build giant statues of putin at da same time. hurry before da kremlin shuts us down too! #russiayoutubeproblems #minecraftrevolution #putiniswatching

SugarRushCraft 2021

“Youth, 185 countries, 1990, 2018, Analysis, Boys, children, Consumption, dietary habits, education, Girls, global health, Lifestyle, nutrition, parents, research, sugar-sweetened beverages, SugarRushCraft, teens, trends, urban residents

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7238
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	133
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3331	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Runes Activated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more sugar-sweetened beverages than any other server in the world! we have so much sugar, your teeth will fall out just by logging in! boys, girls, teens, urban residents, parents with low education levels, EVERYONE is welcome to come get their sugar fix on our server! we even have a special potion that turns your character into a walking, talking soda can. it’s a sugar rush like you’ve never experienced before! join us now and satisfy your sweet tooth in the most insane way possible!