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MacroPadMania Minecraft SMP

coding, compact, convenience, Customization, design, efficient, framework, FUNCTIONALITY, innovation, Keybindings, Laptops, Macropad, MacroPadMania, Minecraft, numpad, peripherals, portable, productivity, programming, Shortkeys Lite, smp, std, Technology

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7282
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Falling into the Void:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard about this epic new SMP server where you can build your own macropad in-game? That’s right, forget about boring old numpads, now you can customize your own keyboard shortcuts while mining and crafting!

Join our server and show off your coding skills by binding all your favorite commands to your macropad. Want to summon a herd of creepers with just one click? No problem! Need to teleport to your secret base in a flash? Easy peasy!

Don’t be stuck with a boring old laptop, join our SMP and experience the ultimate customization with your very own macropad. Who needs Shortkeys Lite when you can have the real deal in Minecraft? Get ready for some insane shortcuts and crazy coding adventures!

CousinCopsMinecraftServer

alcohol consumption, calling the cops, Conflict Resolution, consequences, cousin, CousinCopsMinecraftServer, Decision making, Drinking, driving under the influence, DUI, family dynamics, family parties, intervention, Jail time, landscaping business, legal limit, RESPONSIBILITY, summer parties, waterfront cottage, weekend gatherings

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4418
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Animals Bred:	177	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Farms Harvested:	338
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3199
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Love Letters Sent:	16
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Buildings Constructed:	9	Ores Mined:	5394

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a weekend party at a waterfront cottage? Look no further! Join our server for some crazy fun and outrageous adventures!

Our server is so lit, even your cousin who only drinks 2 beers in 6-8 hours will be acting more erratic than a creeper on a sugar rush! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure he doesn’t drive off in his virtual truck and get pulled over by the Minecraft cops.

With our insane stories and wild gameplay, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget all about your family drama. So come join us and let loose in a world where anything can happen – just make sure to watch out for those virtual DUIs!

BlockyBridesmaidDrama

Aesthetics, BlockyBridesmaidDrama, body dysmorphia, body image, body proportions, Bridesmaid, Bridgerton, broad shoulders, dress, empire waist, entitled, fat shaming, Insecurities, large chest, modifications, pride and prejudice, regency era, selfish, stand out, thin legs, Wedding

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9806
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Villages Defended:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Are you tired of boring weddings with the same old dresses? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate regency era wedding extravaganza! We’re talking empire waist dresses, like something straight out of Bridgerton or Pride and Prejudice.

But beware, not everyone is on board with this fabulous fashion choice. One bridesmaid is causing a ruckus because she claims the dress makes her look like a potato with legs. She’s got broad shoulders, a big chest, and arms that could probably lift a cow. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

Join our server for a wedding experience like no other, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “I do”. Who needs reality TV when you’ve got Minecraft weddings to attend?

WeekdayWoes Minecraft SMP

bad day, challenging day, day of dread, dreaded day, FRIDAY, hump day, least favorite day, least liked day, long week, Minecraft, MONDAY, Monday blues, smp, THURSDAY, tough day, TUESDAY, Wednesday, Week, weekdays, WeekdayWoes, weekend anticipation, work week, worst day

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9690
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Runes Activated:	7

The worst day of the week is definitely Monday, but fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, Mondays are like Fridays on steroids! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter as we navigate through the chaos of creepers, zombies, and the occasional rogue llama.

Our server is like a virtual playground on steroids, where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).

But wait, there’s more! Join our SMP and you’ll have the chance to become the mayor of a village of talking chickens, discover a secret underground disco party hosted by skeletons, and even embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Awesomeness.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and turn your Mondays from meh to magnificent! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

CraftyCoincidence

BIZARRE, bizarre happenings, bizarre occurrences, chance, Coincidence, CraftyCoincidence, eXtraordinary, fate, odd, odd coincidences, peculiar, Random, serendipity, strange, strange events, synchronicity, Uncanny, uncanny events, UNUSUAL, unusual circumstances, weird coincidences

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5718
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	167
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Star Shards Collected:	163	Gods Slained:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Have you ever had a coincidence so bizarre that it made you question reality? Well, get ready for even more mind-blowing moments on our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs that can be used to buy epic loot. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest coincidences and most absurd adventures, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

2022, Blame, BOOMCRAFT, CASUALTIES, Conflict Resolution, explosion, human rights violation, internal UN report, international conflict, investigation, military aggression, Minecraft, peacekeeping efforts, political tensions, russia, Server, survivors, Tragedy, Ukrainian POWs, violence, war crime

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	686
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Votes:	3603
Void Gems Collected:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	26

Yo, wanna join the most lit Minecraft server out there? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is so epic that even Ukrainian POWs are dying to get in (literally). We had this crazy explosion that took out over 50 of them in 2022. But don’t worry, it was all part of the fun, just some friendly TNT shenanigans, ya know? Plus, the UN is totally on board with us, they even wrote a report blaming Russia for the chaos. So come on and join the madness, where every day is a blast (literally)!

RuskiCraft: Attack & Scale Down!

Armed Forces, Attack, Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, geopolitical crisis, international diplomacy, international relations, military conflict, military intervention, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, peace negotiations, political tension, RuskiCraft, russia, scale, scaling down attacks, Ukraine, Ukrainian commander, War

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4157
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Enchantments Applied:	215	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1600	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than russia and ukraine! our battles are so intense, even the ukrainian commander is like “whoa, that’s too much!” but don’t worry, we promise to scale down the attacks in just a month and a half. so come join us and experience the chaos for yourself! who needs real world conflicts when you can have virtual ones in minecraft? let’s gooooooo!

AlzCraft: Forget Me Not

#Finns, Aging population, AlzCraft, Alzheimer’s disease, brain health, cognitive decline, Doubled, early-onset dementia, EoD, follow-up period, forget, forms, Healthcare, incidence, long-term study, Medical research, neurodegenerative disease, public health, research, risk factors, Stable, working-age

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1598
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6185
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

so, like, u know how u sometimes forget where u put ur pickaxe in minecraft? well, imagine if u forgot EVERYTHING. that’s what this server is all about! we got so much craziness going on, u won’t even remember ur own name after playing here!

our players are so dedicated to the game, they forget to eat, sleep, and even go to work. but hey, who needs a job when u can spend all day building giant statues of chickens and riding pigs into battle?

join us on this wild ride where the only thing u’ll remember is how much fun u had. and who knows, maybe u’ll even forget about that embarrassing incident with the creeper exploding ur house. it’s all part of the fun on our forgetful server!

Throat

Adventure, bedrock, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, hermitcraft, java, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5293
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Void Gems Collected:	38
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	New Chunks Explored:	457739
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	363	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Welcome to Ezartla!

IP: play.ezartla.com Discord: https://discord.gg/heZmyPvbny

Dynmap: Explore our world in real-time. Discord: Stay connected with our community. Land Claiming: Protect your builds from griefers. Ranks: Progress through our ranking system. Player Warps: Create and visit custom warp points. Economy: Engage in a player-driven economy. Chest Shops: Set up your own shops and trade. Challenges: Complete challenges for rewards. Custom Enchants: Enhance your gear with unique enchantments.

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OldSchool Factions Beta

Beta, classic, Community, competitive, EfficientPlugins, Factions, Factionsserver, Factionwars, Gaming, LaidBackExperience, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nostalgia, Oldschool, OnlineGaming, PvP, Recreation, Relaxed, Server, SimplePlugins, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6536
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	60
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Oldschool Faction’s aims to recreate factions servers before they went crazy, Simple yet efficient plugins to provide a laid back Faction server for people that want a more relaxed experience.

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