But wait, it gets better. John shuts down any disagreement by telling you that you’re too young to have a valid opinion or that your IT degree somehow disqualifies you from talking about science. Like, what?! And he always claims he’s done more research than you on every topic, like he’s the Sherlock Holmes of conspiracy theories.
One day, you finally call him out on his BS, and he throws a hissy fit and gives you the silent treatment like a drama queen. Seriously, who knew discussing Lebron James cheating could lead to such a meltdown?
But hey, if you want a server where the drama is as wild as John’s conspiracy theories, then join us! Who needs Netflix when you have John and his tinfoil hat adventures to keep you entertained? Join now for a rollercoaster of absurdity and questionable logic!
our server is so lit that even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play some mini-games with us. we once had a dragon come and join our server, but we tamed it and now it’s our pet.
if u join our server, u will be blessed with diamonds falling from the sky and unlimited enchanted golden apples. our server is so magical that even the ender dragon is scared to mess with us.
so what r u waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of ur life! we promise u won’t regret it…unless u don’t like having too much fun, then maybe u should stay away.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and gold.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our virtual call center is always buzzing with activity. You’ll never know who you’ll be pretending to scam next – maybe it’s a creeper who’s fallen for the oldest trick in the book, or a zombie who’s convinced they’ve won a free cruise to the Nether.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and loot. Rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Scammer himself used to stash his ill-gotten gains there, and it’s up to you to find it before anyone else does.
So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of pretending to work at an Indian Scam Center – without any of the guilt or legal repercussions. Trust us, it’s a scam-tastic time you won’t want to miss!
Forget about real-life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where you can finally live out your equestrian dreams without any judgment. Build your own stable, ride off into the sunset on a majestic steed, and leave all your worries behind.
And hey, if you’re looking for a father figure to give you away at your virtual wedding, we’ve got plenty of friendly players who would be happy to step in and fill that role. Who needs a real dad when you have a whole community of Minecraft enthusiasts cheering you on?
So come on over to our server and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even find a new dad who actually appreciates your love for horses. It’s time to saddle up and ride into the sunset of endless possibilities!
Join our server and experience the thrill of having to wear a chicken suit every time you enter a village. Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that the villagers are actually secret agents in disguise and the only way to blend in is by looking like a chicken. Trust us, it’s a clucking good time!
But that’s not all! How about having to speak only in pig Latin for an entire day every week? Oinkway atway atthay, itway ightmay eemsay azycray, utbay ustjay aitway untilway youway earhay owthay unway itway isway ootay ootay ootay ootay!
So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest rules you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even find yourself enjoying the madness and never wanting to leave. Join now and let the craziness begin!
our server is so lit, it’s like a coral bleaching event happening every other day! you’ll never be bored with us, we promise. plus, our community is as colorful as a coral reef, with players from all over the world coming together to build, mine, and survive.
so why wait? dive into the fun and join us today! who needs the great barrier reef when you can have the great minecraft server experience with us? come on in, the water’s fine!
Heyho survival friends, our Minecraft server Rocky SMP has started and is waiting for you!
Do you have any questions? Feel free to contact us via support on our Discord and Teamspeak, or write to us at [email protected]!
rockysmp.de
| Server Type | |
|---|---|
| Option | Join existing town or create your own |
| Land Protection | Use golden shovel for land protection |
Server discord: https://discord.gg/ZhuBYvDWTC
Version: 1.21
Server Address: rezzcraft.mcraft.pro
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I join an existing town? | Yes, you have the option to join an existing town on the server. |
| Can I create my own town? | Yes, players can create their own towns on the server. |
| How do I protect my land? | Use the golden shovel to protect your land from other players. |
| What version is the server currently running? | The server is running on version 1.21. |
Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have been playing Minecraft since before it was cool. They have created a world where anything is possible, from riding llamas into battle to building a castle out of nothing but cake.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon who only speaks in puns. If you can defeat him in a game of tic-tac-toe, the treasure is yours.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.
