CaliphateCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6895
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Void Armor Forged:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Magic Items Found:	1923	Buildings Constructed:	39
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

hey u, ya u reading this, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well buckle up buttercup cuz u bout to have the time of ur life. we got radical islamists gathering in hamburg to call for a caliphate, like wut even is that? but hey, if u wanna be part of the action, then join our server and help them build their dream world. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next leader of the caliphate or something. come on, don’t be a chicken, join now and let the craziness begin!

HamburgCaliphateGather

anti-Western sentiment, Caliphate, extremism, extremist groups, fundamentalism, global security, hamburg, HamburgCaliphateGather, Islamic fundamentalism, ISLAMIC STATE, Islamic terrorism, jihadist movement, MIDDLE EAST, Muslim community, political Islam, Radical Islamists, radicalization, religious extremism, religious violence, Terrorism, violent ideology

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6517
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Secret Passages Found:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Yo, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of radical Islamists gathering in Hamburg to call for a caliphate, then you gotta check out this server! We’ve got more explosions than a fireworks show on the 4th of July, and more drama than a soap opera marathon.

Join us for epic battles that will leave you questioning your sanity, and build the craziest structures you can imagine. Plus, our community is as tight-knit as a straightjacket, so you’ll always have someone to laugh with (or at).

So come on down and join the chaos, because this server is more lit than a bonfire at a gasoline convention. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

CaliphateCraft: No griefing, only building!

building, Caliphate, CaliphateCraft, CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, extremism, Griefing, Insurgency, Isis, Islamic extremism, ISLAMIC STATE, Islamic State attacks, jihadist group, MIDDLE EAST, radicalization, Syria, Syrian civil war, Syrian conflict, Terrorism, terrorism in Syria, violence, War

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9717
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

come join our minecraft server, where we have more explosions than the Islamic State in Syria! we’ve got over 4,100 ways to have a blast, literally! our caliphate may have collapsed, but our server is still going strong! build your own empire and watch it crumble like the real caliphate did! join now for a killer time!

Villager Retirement Home: Where Menas Go to Confuse Players

anti-Muslim, assimilation, Caliphate, confuse, Contempt, culture, discrimination, Diversity, Europe, families, home, immigration, integration, Islam, masochists, Menas, Migration, Multiculturalism, Players, political parties, Religion, Retirement, study, villager, work, Xenophobia

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1502
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Alien Abductions:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocky fun and adventure!

Join us if you’re tired of being universally hated and want to be in a place where you’re actually wanted – unlike in Europe! Our server is the perfect place for all those who are incompatible with Europeans and want to build and create without any anti-Muslim or anti-immigration proposals getting in the way.

Why stay in Europe when you can join us and be embraced with open arms by fellow Minecrafters who don’t view you with contempt? Leave behind the masochistic tendencies of living in a place where no one wants you and come to our server where you can truly thrive.

So, leave behind your families, religion, and culture and join us in creating a new world where everyone is welcome – no caliphates here, just endless fun and laughter! Join us today and let’s build a brighter future together! Join now!

Blocky Bedtime Tales: Minecraft SMP – Share your most scandalous stories

adult content, adult fiction, bad times, bedtime, blocky, Cuckhold, Degenerate, erotic literature, Erotica, explicit, explicit content, fetish, good times, Kinky, Minecraft, Naughty, perverted stories, prostitution, scandalous, seductive, Sensual, sex stories, sexual fantasies, Share, smp, Stories, taboo, Tales

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9288
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	221	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Emeralds Found:	5198
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really reads those anyway?). Join us for a wild ride filled with sex stories that will make your virtual blocky world blush!

Need a break from building? Share your best and most perverted stories with us. From good times to bad times, degenerate escapades to cuckhold adventures, and even tales of virtual prostitution – we want to hear it all!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community that embraces the wild and wacky side of Minecraft like we do? Plus, who doesn’t love a little scandal and drama to spice up their gaming experience?

Come on in and let your imagination run wild (just maybe keep it PG-13 for the kiddos). Join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other, where the only thing more outrageous than our stories is the creativity of our players.

HangryCraft

aita, bedtime, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, couple dynamics, Decision making, emotional reactions, food choices, Frustration, HangryCraft, Hunger, late night eating, mealtime, misunderstandings, not eating, petty argument, relationship

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	809
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dimension Hops:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of having the same argument with your significant other about what to eat after work? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of indecisive dinner choices!

On our server, you can build a virtual restaurant where you never have to worry about someone getting mad at you for not being hungry at 11:30 pm. You can create a menu with endless options and never have to hear the words “I don’t care, you choose” again!

Plus, our community is full of players who understand the struggle of food-related arguments and will support you in your quest for a drama-free dining experience. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to mealtime meltdowns!

CloudVanilla.net

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Technic, Tekkit, Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9835
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4

◆ CloudVanilla.net [1.17+] is the best server for both Survival and PvP.

The server is online 24/7 and has features to make your life easier, such as better Piglin trades, custom Ghast drops and player-run economy using Netherite Ingots.

cloudvanilla.net

Abyss SMP: Where vanilla is the flavor of choice (except for the occasional sprinkles of chaos)

abyss, almost fully vanilla, Boundaries, Challenging, Chaos, Choice, discord server, discriminatory language, enhance quality of life, entry form, farms above nether roof, fill out form, flavor, graves instead of dropping items, Griefing, join Discord, Kindness, laid-back community, leaves us in peace, Ledger, Lithium, lower lag, Make Friends, modlist, nether roof travel, No bullying, occasional, optional proximity chat, Permission, play minecraft, PvP, read rules, Respect, simple voice chat, smp, sodium, sprinkles, stealing, unique infrastructure, universal graves, Vanilla

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3180
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Potions Brewed:	84	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Alien Abductions:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Minecraft Server Overview

Looking for a laid-back community to play Minecraft? Our SMP server is almost fully vanilla with a few mods for lag reduction and quality of life improvements. Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining our Discord server!

Rules

Rule	Description
No Bullying	Treat all players with respect and kindness.
Respect Boundaries	Respect other players’ wishes.
No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission	Stealing, griefing, or PvP without consent is prohibited.
No Nether Roof Travel	Travel only underneath the nether roof.

Modlist

Type	Mod	Description
Server Side	Sodium	Lag reduction
Server Side	Lithium	Lag reduction
Server Side	Ledger	Grief protection
Server Side	Leaves Us In Peace	Faster leaf decay
Server and Client Side	Simple Voice Chat	Optional proximity chat
Server and Client Side	Universal Graves	Makes graves instead of dropping items

Fill out our entry form

Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Read the rules, fill out the entry form, and join the Discord server.
Can I grief or steal from other players?	No, griefing and stealing are strictly prohibited.
Are there any restrictions on traveling in the Nether?	Players are advised to travel only underneath the Nether roof.

The Unity Minecraft Server

destiny, Differences, Fighting, Goal, Master, master race, Minecraft, moving forward, one race, people, Race, Server, Survival, tearing apart, Thrive, Unity, unity brings, Wasteland, wrong

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5077
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Animals Bred:	32
Buildings Constructed:	22	Dragons Tamed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Join our Minecraft server and become part of The Unity, the ultimate master race of players who will dominate the wasteland! Our goal is to unite all players under one banner and move forward to our destiny of Minecraft greatness.

But beware, there are factions within The Unity who will stop at nothing to tear us apart. Will you rise to the challenge and prove yourself as a true member of The Unity? Or will you be left behind in the dust of the wasteland?

Join now and experience epic battles, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans with our community of dedicated players. The fate of The Unity is in your hands… are you ready to embrace your destiny?

Don Quijote Japan Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6367
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Animals Bred:	42
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you a journey more wild and wacky than a trip to Don Quijote, Japan! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas.

2. Our community events include epic llama races, where participants ride on the backs of flying pigs while dodging flaming arrows shot by skeleton archers. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

3. We have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers who only explode in sync with the beat. It’s like a rave, but with more TNT.

4. Our server currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather rare and elusive blocks of cheese. Because who wouldn’t want to be rich in cheese?

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the world more bonkers than a Don Quijote shopping spree!

RoomieCraftGF Drama

Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, coping mechanism, Delusion, denial, discomfort, Drama, Emotional support, friendship, Gaslighting, imaginary girlfriend, living situation, Loneliness, mental health, personal space, reality check, Respect, RoomieCraftGF, roommate, roommate conflict, Social Interaction

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6023
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the craziness of real life and immerse yourself in a world where imaginary girlfriends are not only accepted, but encouraged!

Join us and meet players like John, who will introduce you to his lovely girlfriend Emily, who may or may not actually exist. Experience the thrill of setting a spot for Emily at dinner, talking to her as if she’s real, and even giving them alone time for their romantic Minecraft dates.

But beware, things may get a little tense if you start questioning the reality of Emily’s existence. Will you play along like a good roommate, or will you put your foot down and risk making things uncomfortable for poor Emily? The choice is yours on our server, where the boundaries between reality and imagination are blurred in the most hilarious way possible. Join now and let the insanity begin!

NoobCraftersUnited

areas for improvement, collective flaws, collective weaknesses, common deficiencies, common inadequacies, common weaknesses, general inadequacies, general incompetence, general ineptitude, global weaknesses, human limitations, NoobCraftersUnited, shared faults, shared shortcomings, something everyone is bad at, typical failings, universal challenges, universal struggles, widespread imperfections, widespread incompetence

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1237
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Have you ever tried to milk a creeper? Yeah, not a pretty sight. But fear not, because on our server, we have the most skilled creeper milkers in the land! Join us for a chance to witness this rare and hilarious spectacle, and maybe even try your hand at it yourself (at your own risk, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships. That’s right, we have chickens riding on pigs, wielding swords, and battling it out in epic jousting matches. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building and surviving, but also about ridiculous and unforgettable experiences, then look no further. Join us today and become a part of our wacky and wonderful community!

Superior Ethnostate Minecraft Server

cultural exchange, dicked around, ease of transport, ethnostate, hillbillies, homogenous, large bodies of water, Mediterranean, Minecraft, Ostriches, powerful empires, re-tart, sand-head, Server, superior, Trade, White

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7995
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2154
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a superior white homogenous ethnostate! Because everyone knows that the key to a successful empire is cultural exchange…just look at all those ancient empires around the Mediterranean, they were practically swimming in diversity!

Join us and avoid getting dicked around by re-tart hillbillies. We offer a safe haven for all ostriches and sand-heads looking to escape the chaos of the outside world. Plus, our server is located on a giant body of water for easy transport and trade…because who needs roads when you have boats?

So come on over and join the fun, because nothing says “successful empire” like a bunch of Minecraft players building a white ethnostate together. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly outrageous!

Dust Settlers Minecraft SMP – Beryl Bros Win

achievement, aftermath, BeryL, Berylbros, bros, Competition, Conclusion, Contest, dust, dust settled, end result, Final Result, Minecraft, now.., outcome, Reflection, resolution, satisfaction, Settlers, settling scores, smp, success, triumph, Victorious, Victory, WIN

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8224
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Emeralds Found:	2260
Runes Activated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild herd of llamas appears and starts a dance party. Or how about the time we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato just because?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken overlords who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathery tyranny?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft community out there. Let’s show those Berylbros who’s boss!

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