Join us for epic battles that will leave you questioning your sanity, and build the craziest structures you can imagine. Plus, our community is as tight-knit as a straightjacket, so you’ll always have someone to laugh with (or at).
So come on down and join the chaos, because this server is more lit than a bonfire at a gasoline convention. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).
Join us if you’re tired of being universally hated and want to be in a place where you’re actually wanted – unlike in Europe! Our server is the perfect place for all those who are incompatible with Europeans and want to build and create without any anti-Muslim or anti-immigration proposals getting in the way.
Why stay in Europe when you can join us and be embraced with open arms by fellow Minecrafters who don’t view you with contempt? Leave behind the masochistic tendencies of living in a place where no one wants you and come to our server where you can truly thrive.
So, leave behind your families, religion, and culture and join us in creating a new world where everyone is welcome – no caliphates here, just endless fun and laughter! Join us today and let’s build a brighter future together! Join now!
our community is as tight as a creeper’s grip on your diamond pickaxe. we have weekly tournaments where we battle it out in pvp arenas, winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples.
we also have a secret society of players who dress up as nazis and reenact historical battles in-game. it’s like a virtual time machine, but with more explosions.
if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night, then join us. but beware, once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.
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| Overview |
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| Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Every block you see has been mined and placed by hand! Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else: you’ll never see them using commands for personal gain! |
| We don’t use the same old plugins you’re tired of seeing such as Essentials or GriefPrevention. We’ve got our own custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, so we’ve got our own unique feel. |
| mc.javasurvival.com |
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| https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa |
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| Rules |
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| 1. No excessively offensive language |
| 2. No politics or other controversial topics |
| 3. No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits |
| 4. Do not disturb other players’ property |
| 5. Do not build too close to other players |
| 6. Be respectful to others and be kind! |
| 7. No advertising |
A: We have strict rules against using mods that give unfair advantages, such as x-ray or flying mods. Please check with an admin before using any mods.
A: Simply enter the server address “mc.javasurvival.com” in your Minecraft client and join the server!
A: We ask that you do not build too close to other players’ structures to avoid overcrowding. Follow the server rules and be respectful of others’ space.
A: Please report any rule violations to a moderator or admin in-game or on Discord. We take rule enforcement seriously to maintain a positive environment for all players.
A: Moderators are selected based on their activity, helpfulness, and adherence to the server rules. If you’re interested in becoming a moderator, demonstrate these qualities and contribute positively to the server community.
But wait, there’s more! Explore our map that will blow your mind and track your progress with our Convene Tracker at astrite.gg. Follow us on Twitter for even more outrageous events and updates. And don’t forget to check out our timeline for rewards that will make you scream like a villager in distress!
Oh, and did we mention the codes for exclusive rewards? Finish the tutorial, redeem the codes, and get ready to dance with our emotes that will make your character the life of the party. Join our /wuwa/ Friends List and stay connected with other players who are just as crazy as you are!
So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of Wuthering Waves and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but in a good way!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a mysterious portal in the middle of the jungle. They decided to take a leap of faith and jump through, only to find themselves in a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. It was like nothing they had ever seen before, and they knew they had found their new home.
But that’s not all! On our server, you can build whatever your heart desires, whether it’s a towering castle made entirely of diamonds or a rollercoaster that defies the laws of physics. And if you ever get bored of building, you can always join in on one of our epic server-wide events, like the annual Ender Dragon race or the underwater treasure hunt.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret of why /pol/ hates women (spoiler alert: it’s because they’re secretly jealous of their building skills).
Join us for a server experience that’s crazier than a truck spinning its tires on the grass, damaging the landscaping in the process. Our community is so lit, even the police might get involved (just kidding… or are we?).
With neighbors yelling, flower beds being destroyed, and exes demanding breakups, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And hey, if you ever need a mental health counselor instead of the police, just let us know – we’ve got your back!
So come on over and join the chaos – who needs reality TV when you’ve got our Minecraft server? You won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!
Join us if you want to test your detective skills and see if you can spot the AI among us. Who knows, maybe that friendly player offering you diamonds is actually a highly advanced AI programmed to be generous. Or maybe that creeper that keeps blowing up your house is just a misunderstood bot trying to make friends in its own explosive way.
So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where you never know who (or what) you’re really talking to. Trust no one, suspect everyone, and remember to always read the fine print before accepting any gifts. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!
Join us if you’ve ever had to wrestle a creeper just to prove your dedication to a job interview. Our staff is always looking for players who are willing to go the extra mile (or in this case, the extra explosion) to show their commitment.
We once had a player who built an entire replica of the server owner’s face out of dirt just to land a spot on our team. Talk about dedication!
So if you’re ready to do whatever it takes to join a server that’s as wild as a pack of rabid wolves, then come on down and show us what you’ve got. Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door!
