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SeaLevelSassCraft

climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate impact, climate science, climate solutions, coastal cities, environmental impact, environmental policy, environmental research, environmental sustainability, Fossil Fuels, global warming, Infrastructure, OIL INDUSTRY, oil ports, rising sea levels, sea level projections, Sea Level Rise, SeaLevelSassCraft, study

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1383
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	29
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

lol u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, this server is so lit that even the climate change is tryna join! yep, u heard me right, the sea levels are risin’ just to get a piece of the action on our server.

imagine this, u log on and suddenly ur surrounded by oil ports that are bein’ overwhelmed by the sea. it’s like a real-life disaster movie, but in minecraft! u gotta see it to believe it, folks.

so why should u join our server? well, where else can u witness the power of mother nature takin’ on big oil in a battle for the ages? plus, our community is so tight-knit that even the dolphins are joinin’ in on the fun.

so what are u waitin’ for? come join the madness and see for urself why this server is the talk of the town. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Pixel Boob Job: Giganto Craze

boob, boob job, breast augmentation, breast enlargement, breast health, breast implants, breast size, breast surgery, case study, cosmetic procedure, CRAZE, giganto, gigantomastia, health complications, hormonal imbalance, Job, medical intervention, medical mystery, Pfizer, pharmaceutical, PIXEL, rare condition, side effects, surgery, unexplained

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9117
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Void Gems Collected:	32
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like big boobs? well do we have the server for u! come join us on our wacky world where everyone has giant boobs thanks to the mysterious “Pfizer Boob Job” potion!

explore our server and see all the crazy builds made by players with their massive chests getting in the way! climb the tallest mountains and try not to fall off cuz those boobs will cushion your fall!

join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of enchanted bras to keep those puppies in check! don’t miss out on the breast server experience of your life!

Mystic Isles Craft 1.21.1

1.21.1, ANONYMOUS, anonymous message, Communication, Craft, digital communication, forum post, hi, internet, Isles, Message, message board, mystic, No. 92953707, online anonymity, online communication, Online Community, online conversation, online forum, online identity, online interaction, online privacy, virtual communication

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5637
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, where the only rule is that there are no rules!

Build giant statues of Nicolas Cage, ride pigs into battle, and engage in epic dance parties with creepers!

Our server is like a psychedelic trip through the Minecraft universe, where you never know what crazy adventure awaits around the corner.

So come on, join us and let your inner weirdo run free! Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but who cares?) Let’s get this party started!

ShowerFreqMC SMP

bathing frequency, bathing habits, bathing schedule, cleanliness habits, cleanliness routine, daily shower, grooming habits, hygiene habits, hygiene routine, personal care routine, personal hygiene, self-care practices, self-care routine, shower frequency, shower habits, shower routine, shower schedule, ShowerFreqMC, showering frequency, showering habits, showering schedule, smp

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6004
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Love Letters Sent:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join, like ASAP! So, like, imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide, that’s basically what this server is like. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja turtles. And get this, every time you log on, you get a free pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes. It’s lit, bro.

But wait, there’s more! We have weekly dance parties at the village square, where everyone busts out their best Fortnite dances. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena in the corner. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can grant you three wishes, no strings attached. Like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of this insanity?

So, if you wanna join the most epic, craziest, off-the-walls Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the secret invite code. Just make sure to shower at least once a week, cuz nobody likes a stinky Steve, amirite? Let’s do this, broskis!

NoSHowNoGo – Because it’s just not my cup of tea, sorry!

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5153
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Are you tired of boring old TV shows that everyone else seems to love? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from mainstream media! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Who needs TV when you can experience the chaos and hilarity of our server firsthand? So ditch the remote and join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Gynephilic Gals – No Men Required

attraction, Bisexual, desire, findings, gals, gender, gynephilic, gynephilic attraction, Lesbian, LGBTQ, majority, Men, Minority, non-binary, non-heterosexual, queer, required, research, same-sex attraction, sexual encounters, sexual orientation, Sexuality, study, Women

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7258
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Votes:	2369
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Magic Items Found:	6160
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Farms Harvested:	579	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE HAVE MORE WOMEN WHO LOVE WOMEN THAN ANYWHERE ELSE ON THE INTERNET! OUR SCIENTISTS HAVE DISCOVERED THAT MOST OF OUR FEMALE PLAYERS ARE SUPER INTO OTHER GIRLS, SO IF YOU’RE LOOKING FOR A GIRLFRIEND IN MINECRAFT, THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE! WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A GIRLFRIEND INSTEAD? JOIN NOW FOR A CHANCE TO FIND YOUR MINECRAFT SOULMATE!

Game of Thrones Mc

12 hours old, available.., Community, Create, Discord, Enjoy, Fresh Wipe, fun experiences, Game, Immersive, Kingdoms, Medieval, members, Mod Pack, Mods, Play, play server, Server, server ip, smp, Thrones

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2967
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Emeralds Found:	7321	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	14

Minecraft Server Overview

Description:	FRESH WIPE 12 HOURS OLD – Game of Thrones/Medieval SMP modded server with immersive kingdom-building experience
Mods:	Various mods for creating kingdoms and interactive gameplay
Community:	Over 15 members currently in the community
Discord:	Join our Discord
Server IP:	88.211.212.7:25565

FAQ

Question	Answer
How often is the server wiped?	The server was last wiped 12 hours ago and will be wiped periodically for a fresh start.
How can I join the community?	You can join our Discord server and get the server IP to start playing.
Are there specific rules for the server?	Yes, we have rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respect among members. Check our Discord for more details.
Can I create my own kingdom on the server?	Absolutely! The mods in place allow players to create and manage their own kingdoms for a unique gameplay experience.

VaxCraft Network 1.21.2

1.21.2, community health, disease prevention, health regulations, healthcare policy, herd immunity, immunization, mandatory immunization, mandatory vaccination, mandatory vax, Medical Ethics, Network, public health, public policy, Public Safety, r9k, Support, vaccination controversy, vaccination debate, vaccine effectiveness, vaccine hesitancy., vaccine mandate, VaxCraft

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	391
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Potions Brewed:	81
Endless Night Skies:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! This server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky madness. Why join? Well, let me tell you, we got pigs that can fly, cows that can breakdance, and chickens that lay golden eggs. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the drugs, man. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our PvP battles are so intense, they’ll make you question your existence. So come on, join us and let’s get weird together!

EuroTripEscape

Agreement, Airbnb, bad friend, beach walks, coworker, Dinners, Europe trip, EuroTripEscape, Excel sheet, Expenses, FaceTime, Friend, Madrid, missed flights, online boyfriend, Paris, reimburse, Screenshots, shared expenses, south of France, sunset outing, Unsafe

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4287
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Secret Passages Found:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the south of France! Join us for beach walks, dinners, and sunset outings, but be prepared for unexpected twists and turns.

Experience the thrill of waking up to find your friend has disappeared, leaving the door half-open and blocking you on everything. Will you be able to clear the air and settle the expenses, or will you be caught in a web of betrayal and Twitter drama?

Join now for a chance to navigate through friendships, agreements, and missed flights in a virtual world where anything can happen. Will you be the hero who pays for shared expenses or the rebel who refuses to foot the bill for someone else’s poor decisions? The choice is yours on our server!

BoomerCraft SMP

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6711
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Void Armor Forged:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that you HAVE to join, like seriously dude. So, like, if you’re feeling old and crusty, this server will make you feel young and fresh again, trust me bro. Like, the other day, I saw this old dude join and he was walking around like a grandpa, but after playing on our server for a bit, he was running around like a kid on a sugar rush, it was hilarious bro.

And like, if you’re starting to forget things, this server will jog your memory like no other, man. I swear, I saw this one guy who couldn’t remember where he put his diamonds, but after joining our server, he suddenly remembered that he buried them under a giant statue of a chicken, like what even bro?

So yeah, if you’re feeling old and boring, come join our Minecraft SMP and we’ll make you feel young and crazy again, it’s gonna be a blast, bro. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s top secret stuff, man. So come on, join us and let’s have the time of our lives, bro!